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Don't you know that radical Islam is famous for it's toleration of homosexuality, women's rights, freedom of expression and other ideals liberals hope for.

Billy Dods, Thursday, 29 January 2009 11:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Sigmund Freud (1856–1939) was the founder of psychoanalysis, an atheist and pseudoscientist. Despite the scientific rejection of most if not all of his theory, Freud remains powerfully influential among amoral and atheist scientists.

negotiable, Thursday, 29 January 2009 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link

"Freud did more than perhaps any other man to insidiously conflate atheism with science, religion with mysticism, more than LaPlace, Darwin, or even Marx... While groundbreaking, his theories set back psychoanalysis for more than half a century.[1]

[1]Gregory Zilboorg, Freud and Religion: a Restatement of an Old Controversy, 118. Statement written in the 1950s; Freud's psychoanalysis continues to be applied to the detriment of patients.

:D:D:D

negotiable, Thursday, 29 January 2009 12:36 (fifteen years ago) link

To say that the adulteress story is an interpolation is one thing, but this guy insists that it's a "liberal hoax"!

Ed, you've put the best face on a hoax. But it's still a hoax, and a liberal one at that.--Aschlafly

Obama Interracial Porn - Real Amateur Interracial (tron), Thursday, 29 January 2009 13:53 (fifteen years ago) link

liberal hoaxes are the worst kind of hoax imo

Andrew Schlafly OTM (rent), Thursday, 29 January 2009 13:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Does Mr. Schlafly enjoy the esteem of his fellow Christian-conservatives?

Sarah Jessica Parkour (Batty), Thursday, 29 January 2009 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link

These people are so illiterate that they don't know their own conservative traditions. They don't do any favors for true conservatism. It makes one want to become a REAL conservative just to teach these junk food morons what conservatism really is.

On the one hand, you imply - in bullying fashion - that your politics are superior. How can they be superior when you are incapable of reading a college-level political science book?

I enjoy reading literate conservatives, even if I don't agree with them.

u s steel, Thursday, 29 January 2009 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link

For example, we have two statements about Freud - one is literate and fair, one is not. I assume they come from the same place.

Sigmund Freud (1856–1939) was the founder of psychoanalysis, an atheist and pseudoscientist. Despite the scientific rejection of most if not all of his theory, Freud remains powerfully influential among amoral and atheist scientists.

If you want to convince people you are correct, calling adherents or admirers of Freud "amoral" and "atheist" is not the way to do it.

"Freud did more than perhaps any other man to insidiously conflate atheism with science, religion with mysticism, more than LaPlace, Darwin, or even Marx... While groundbreaking, his theories set back psychoanalysis for more than half a century.

While I may or may not agree with this, it is at least thought-provoking.

u s steel, Thursday, 29 January 2009 21:34 (fifteen years ago) link

A "ghetto blaster" is slang for a large and powerful stereo radio-DVD player.

dvds!? :|

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:46 (fifteen years ago) link

If you want to convince people you are correct, calling adherents or admirers of Freud "amoral" and "atheist" is not the way to do it.

Aren't a lot of Conservapedia's users Andrew Schafly's students? I don't think winning over people who aren't already conservative is really the purpose of the site.

31g, Monday, 2 February 2009 07:06 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia_insights

kingfish, Monday, 2 February 2009 07:43 (fifteen years ago) link

that didn't work but i really wanna see it!

s1ocki, Monday, 2 February 2009 07:44 (fifteen years ago) link

haha, i think it's because their site is currently down

kingfish, Monday, 2 February 2009 07:47 (fifteen years ago) link

what is it??

s1ocki, Monday, 2 February 2009 08:08 (fifteen years ago) link

poll?

a small batch bourbon of web board shitfits (stevie), Monday, 2 February 2009 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link

"Freud did more than perhaps any other man to insidiously conflate atheism with science, religion with mysticism, more than LaPlace, Darwin, or even Marx... While groundbreaking, his theories set back psychoanalysis for more than half a century.

While I may or may not agree with this, it is at least thought-provoking.

― u s steel, Thursday, January 29, 2009 4:34 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

Um, you can't really "set back" a field that you founded.

autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 03:25 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://liberapedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ethnic_Cleansing

Khat Power (Batty), Thursday, 26 February 2009 00:09 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

maybe noit deserving of its own thread, but some lols here: Dickipedia - A Wiki of Dicks

now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Monday, 23 March 2009 13:32 (fifteen years ago) link

not

now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Monday, 23 March 2009 13:32 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.conservapedia.com/Fan_heater

Mark G, Monday, 23 March 2009 13:42 (fifteen years ago) link

haha!

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Monday, 23 March 2009 13:48 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't get it

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 23 March 2009 13:51 (fifteen years ago) link

OK.

It's a 'conservative' wikipedia. They create their own alternate reality, where their own opinions and attitudes are reinforced without fear of contradiction. But, to have this nirvana of comfort, they have to have references and definitions of all those other things that do not have political affiliations, otherewise another wiki is needed that might mean reality intrudes.

Mark G, Monday, 23 March 2009 13:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Conservapediaman sternly handing down his relatively neutral definition of a fan hater and grunting "yeah I'll give you that one"

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Monday, 23 March 2009 13:58 (fifteen years ago) link

that was supposed to say fan heater, please nobody make a shit joke about that

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Monday, 23 March 2009 13:59 (fifteen years ago) link

a "fan hater" -- like eric cantona!

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 23 March 2009 14:02 (fifteen years ago) link

If you boo your own players, you are a fan hater (fan heater!)

Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Monday, 23 March 2009 14:03 (fifteen years ago) link

^^ kind of reminds me of that time Clough chinned a disgruntled Forest fan and Private Eye said it was a case of the shit hitting the fan

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Monday, 23 March 2009 14:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Thought that was going to be about armed football hooligans.

plenty chong (libcrypt), Monday, 23 March 2009 14:05 (fifteen years ago) link

three months pass...

i didn't know that lord byron was a nazi hero???

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:33 (1 year ago) Bookmark

Ha! I was just reading the metapedia article on Byron and thinking this is very strangely written and not insanely right wing at all and then I noticed they had just cut it from the Encyclopedia Britannica.

He's still on their main page as well, curiously.

Originally opened in 1964 (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 3 July 2009 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

This is just the beginning folks! I am confedent that we will witness a landslide victory for Republicans in 2010! B.H. Obama approval rates are dropping much faster than President Bush in his first year, and the trend has only just began. The fact is that a large majority of Americans are Conservatives and that will show in 2010, hopefully with Governer Palin at the helm!! Full steam ahead to a better America! Patriot1505 21:25, 3 July 2009 (EDT)

I'd guess Palin will head up or become chief spokesmen for a high profile, non-profit advocacy group for children with disabilities, like the Special Olympics for example. This will make her virtually bullet-proof from liberal attacks and hate speech. And hoperfully this will help call attention to the mean spirited hypocrisy of so-called comedians, satirists, and other liberal hate mongers. Rob Smith 19:42, 5 July 2009 (EDT)

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 14:42 (fourteen years ago) link

good luck usa, christ

timelord of the internet (Z S), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link

good luck christ, usa

i em , mad;'e of mdshurjookt (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link

can't believe they are still trumping the lenski case on their front page - it was the most classic example of comprehensive pwnage in the history of right wing nutjobbery!

last night i dreamt somebody shoved me (ledge), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 15:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Lenski's paper was published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, a professional society of scientists with a strong bias towards atheism and evolutionism.

Heehee, them wacky scientists with their rational thought and stuff.

Originally opened in 1964 (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link

The social media tracking website Surchur reveals that fifteen out of twenty of the newest YouTube videos mention Conservapedia in a positive light. [13] Conservapedia is considering expanding its YouTube presence in the near future. Please subscribe to the YouTube channel Conservapediavideos today!

wut

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 12 July 2009 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link

we've only just begaaaaaaaaaan

harbl, Sunday, 12 July 2009 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

can't believe they are still trumping the lenski case on their front page - it was the most classic example of comprehensive pwnage in the history of right wing nutjobbery!

― last night i dreamt somebody shoved me (ledge), Tuesday, July 7, 2009 11:00 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wussup with this?

dr. morb's adventures beyond the ultraworld (s1ocki), Sunday, 12 July 2009 00:41 (fourteen years ago) link

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going vogue (suzy), Sunday, 12 July 2009 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link

ooooookay

dr. morb's adventures beyond the ultraworld (s1ocki), Sunday, 12 July 2009 01:08 (fourteen years ago) link

A comprehension gap is the length of time between a correct assessment and incorrect knowledge or blatantly wrong belief(s).
For example, a person believes there is nothing wrong when it comes to abortion. Later in life, the person starts to feel partial birth abortion is wrong. Over the years, this person will become involved with religion. He is told abortion is wrong and he starts to believe it. Then he has a full conversion when he feels abortion is the evil murder of innocent children in the womb. The duration between 'nothing wrong when it comes to abortion' and the correct assessment 'abortion is evil murder', is called the comprehension gap.

Telephone thing, Sunday, 12 July 2009 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

oh, wow, that one's amazing.

worm? lol (J0hn D.), Sunday, 12 July 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

evil murder!!!!

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, 12 July 2009 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

"the duration between 'this is my opinion' and 'I am a fire-breathing zealot who can't see past his own nose,' is called the comprehension gap."

worm? lol (J0hn D.), Sunday, 12 July 2009 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Thankfully I come to my senses quickly when it comes to having the right opinion on stuff, so my comprehension gap is pretty small.

Cunga, Sunday, 12 July 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.conservapedia.com/File%3ASmelliesdoublecrochet.jpg

YOU ARE HEREBY WARNED!

"Abortion is the induced termination of a pregnancy. Abortion is a billion-dollar industry in the United States and Western Europe except for Ireland, Malta and Poland, where it is generally illegal. God warns in His word that a nation that sheds innocent blood will not prosper. (Deuteronomy 19:11-13)"

omg, so THIS is the cause of the financial crisis!

"About 80% of women who see an ultrasound of their unborn child decide not to abort. Millions of women who had an abortion later suffer psychologically or physically from it, and support groups exist to help. Many victims of abortion find healing by speaking out against, and discouraging, similar harm to other mothers and their children."

And the compulsory Reagan quote (classic!):
“I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born. -- Ronald Reagan"

So true.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Abortion

blaim it on global warming, Sunday, 12 July 2009 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link


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