please discuss this panel from an old Wonder Woman comic

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Why the fish?

borscht and bikinis (how's life), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

why indeed

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

what did german women wear around their neck that resembled hotdogs?

borscht and bikinis (how's life), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

I'm assuming bratwurst

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

Almost everything about early WW is O_O -- nonstop B&D, for one thing. I have a CD of scans around here somewhere...they are amazing reading.

WmC, Friday, 12 October 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

WW making some bold claims about Nazi experience w/ ladies

Mordy, Friday, 12 October 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

"they never get laid so they will surely believe that this stack of hams feels like a real woman"

Mordy, Friday, 12 October 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

God, the brooms of the third reich were so tall and pointy.

borscht and bikinis (how's life), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

I would love to see more amazingness along these lines WmC

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

I just want to know what she's going to do with the cheese

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

DJP, I'll try to hunt up that disc and post some stuff over the weekend. William Moulton Marston's wiki page is a pretty interesting read.

Marston's "Wonder Woman" is an early example of bondage themes that were entering popular culture in the 1930s. Physical submission appears again and again throughout Marston's comics work, with Wonder Woman and her criminal opponents frequently being tied up or otherwise restrained, and her Amazonian friends engaging in frequent wrestling and bondage play. These elements were softened by later writers of the series, who dropped such characters as the Nazi-like blond female slaver Eviless completely, despite her having formed the original Villany Inc. of WW's enemies (in Wonder Woman #28, the last by Marston).

WmC, Friday, 12 October 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

xp it's because Nazis think that all women have heads like Pac-Man.

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Friday, 12 October 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

Why the fish?

― borscht and bikinis (how's life), Friday, October 12, 2012 11:29 AM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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congratulations (n/a), Friday, 12 October 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

Nazi #1: "That Wonder Woman certainly has the perfect woman's figure."
Nazi #2: "I'd spear her hams with my broom handle!"

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Friday, 12 October 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

Just want to add that I don't think B&D itself is O_O in any way, just the fact that it suffused WW comic books from the 1940s that sold hundreds of thousands of copies per issue.

WmC, Friday, 12 October 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

I sort of feel like if B&D itself isn't O_O in any way, you are doing it wrong

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

I found the next panel:

http://www.fanboy.com.br/capas/preacher022-01.jpg

Old Lunch, Friday, 12 October 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

Found the disc -- bunch of issues of Sensation Comics from the 40s to 1950.

http://i47.tinypic.com/2ln9476.jpg

WmC, Friday, 12 October 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

I can't even

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

Gag 'er, Gyp!

WmC, Friday, 12 October 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

More to come.

WmC, Friday, 12 October 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

more plz

reconsidering buying an early WW trade collection for my 5 yo daughter lol

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

Wait til I post the one with 1945 tentacle porn.

WmC, Friday, 12 October 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

http://i46.tinypic.com/mjuxwl.jpg

WmC, Friday, 12 October 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

THIS IS WHAT WE AMAZONS CALL "THE KITTEN HOLD"

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

"On Paradise Island, where we play many binding games, -"
"WW, I'mma stop you right there."

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

http://i48.tinypic.com/mj6atu.jpg

WmC, Friday, 12 October 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

http://i49.tinypic.com/34o8wzk.jpg

WmC, Friday, 12 October 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

okay that entire page just raises question after question

xp: THAT ONE TOO

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

wtf is "a gas-like chloroform" for starters

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

"When the octopus cup is filled" is kind of the grossest assemblage of words I've ever seen.

Old Lunch, Friday, 12 October 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

Those are from Sensation 33, 35, 40 and 41 btw. The basic plots are fairly standard Golden Age piffle, it's just that the particular perils usually involve binding.

WmC, Friday, 12 October 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

Creeper peers at his evil creation, dismayed.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I MADE A GIANT TENTACLED PLANT VAGINA AND IT JUST ATE A BLONDE."

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

"I WEEL GO AN AR-RANGE A TELEPHONE CONNECTION"

Is this woman supposed to be French, German, Swiss, or what?

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

"Steve's car was parked right THERE"...in your crotch.

The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

I'm thinking the Countess must be Frrench.

The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

"I'm not saying your ass is big, but there's room to park a car between your ass cheeks."

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

"I noticed yesterday he had an oil leak... because there was oil dripping down my legs."

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

I'm thinking the Countess must be Lady Gaga, because she appears to be wearing giant bike reflectors on her chest

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

also why was Steve parked out in the woods with a random woman dressed like Wonder Woman?

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

Don't knock it, it's a hobby.

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

"Lasso my cock and balls with this rope I stole off Wonder Woman, and there's an extra $10 in it for you!"

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link


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