why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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"by Russian Proverb"

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Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

Slapped with the truth
And you're to blame
I've been kissed...
With a lie

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

Slap me once, shame on you...

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

Baby! I compare you to a kiss from a lie on the gray...background

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

trans: I like to think of my lack of social grace as candour

thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

"what's the matter, are my truthbombs too REAL for you?"

Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

He Slapped Me (And It Felt Like the Truth)

Three Word Username, Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

just an awful looking macro

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

Better to be slapped with an awful looking macro of the truth

Always try to avoid setting up future opportunities for kicking yourself (ledge), Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

http://simpsonswiki.net/w/images/thumb/f/fc/Gary_Busey.png/250px-Gary_Busey.png

Now Joe can't come within 500 feet of Mary. He also can't call her, or burn his name in gas on her lawn. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Joe is me. And Mary is a composite of 12 different women and a small independent film company all of whom couldn't deal with me because I'm too real.

Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

Russian Proverb is Bob Marley's nom de plume fyi

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

Truth hits everybody and I hope the Russians slap their children too - Bob Marley

Professor Giff (NickB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

dying

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

don't let liars slip you the tongue I think is what Russian Proverb is trying to say iirc

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha at sting

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

that's my soul up there

crisp apple morning (clouds), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

"That's My Soul Up There"
-- Bob "Russian" Proverb

Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

Their Logic Ties Me Up And Rapes Me: Most Henious Lyrics By Sting & The Police

lot of good Deep Thoughts macro material here, folks, let's get cracking

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

"A stone's throw from Jerusalem
I walked a lonely mile in the moonlight
And though a million stars were shining
My heart was lost on a distant planet
That whirls around the April moon
Whirling in an arc of sadness"
- Native Russian American

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link

One day in a nuclear age, they may understand our rage. They build machines that they can't control, and bury the waste in a great big hole. Power was to become cheap and clean...grimy faces were never seen.

But deadly for twelve thousand years is carbon fourteen.

WE WORK THE BLACK SEAM TOGETHER.
CLEAN COAL TECHNOLOGY: AMERICA'S FUTURE.
romney/ryan 2012, share if you agree!!!

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Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

if people judge you for your mistakes
set them free (free free, set them free)

crisp apple morning (clouds), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

"Feed me, you can beat me. I will love you till I die.
But don't ask for admiration and don't ever ask me why."

-- Kurt Vonnegut

Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

"De doo doo doo, de dah dah dah
Is all I want to say to you"

- Bill Clinton

Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

You gotta fill her up with Jesus
You gotta fill her up with light
You gotta fill her up with spirit
You've gotta fill her up with faith
You gotta fill her up with heaven
You've got the rest of life to face
You've gotta fill her up right away
You've gotta fill her up with babies
You've gotta fill her up with this way
You're gonna love that girl forever
Your gonna fill her up for life
You're gonna be her loving husband
She gonna be your loving wife
You've gotta fill her up with gladness.
You gotta fill her up with joy!

itt: sting instructs you how to be a man

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

Oh the Russians yes they slap I

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

You gotta fill her up with Jesus
You gotta fill her up with light
You gotta fill her up with spirit
You've gotta fill her up with faith
You gotta fill her up with heaven
You've got the rest of life to face
You've gotta fill her up right away
You've gotta fill her up with babies
You've gotta fill her up with this way
You're gonna love that girl forever
Your gonna fill her up for life
You're gonna be her loving husband
She gonna be your loving wife
You've gotta fill her up with gladness.
You gotta fill her up with joy!

-- I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II

there is no dana, only (goole), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

Based on the typeface I'd say someone did that up on their System 7 mac...

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

rottenecards indeed

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

when life gives you lemons, make pain.

wait.

when life gives you rainbows, make it rain.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

Everyone wants wisdom, but no one wants adversity.
But you can't make a bloodbath without a little perversity

Uh, you can make a rainbow with a garden hose.

Øystein, Thursday, 11 October 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

you can't hug a baby with a pain rainbow

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

I swear to god it sounds like Dave Mustaine writes half these

Peace sells, but who's buying - Bob Marley

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

arafat shown there in conflict with his constant nemesis, yorick

zvookster, Thursday, 11 October 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

Oh no! As of November 4, 2004, metalprovider.com will be shutting down!

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON IMAGE MACROS

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/524903_494288163923280_754612527_n.jpg

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 12 October 2012 00:04 (eleven years ago) link

really interesting range of attitudes of the subject towards its extended mind-brain across these macros

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

as far as what capacities, impulses, and decisions are ascribed to "the brain", implying the complementary set of capacities, impulses, and decisions the subject ascribes to "itself", its "true desires", possibly its "soul" or "morals"

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link

"Recognizes all of its problems / Decides to change nothing" on the other hand seems to have a more physicalist worldview

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 00:50 (eleven years ago) link

"Insists you forgot something / won't tell you what it is" posits an adversarial relationship between "the brain" and the subject. "The brain" is capable of injecting the subject's awareness with a troubling thought, which the subject believes it should be able to resolve through further consultation with "the brain", but finds itself unable to do so, contributing to the subject's feeling of alienation from "the brain"'s role in its extended mind-brain.

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link

most philosophically provocative image macros itt basically

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

Thanks to this thread I've been reminded of the existence of that godwaful Sting "work the black seam" song which I had FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT for TWENTY YEARS thanks for nothing u guyz ;_;

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

blame marley bro

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 12 October 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link

This is a cool thread, but now I feel like such a grouch whenever I log into basefook.

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Friday, 12 October 2012 09:09 (eleven years ago) link

Haha yes I'm getting the same thing. Between txt image memes, takei reposts, sexy athiests and people with fucking moustaches painted on I want to nuke my whole friends list :(

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Friday, 12 October 2012 09:26 (eleven years ago) link

either i don't have a lot of friends who post these things or i've just unsubscribed from their posts already

I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Friday, 12 October 2012 09:55 (eleven years ago) link


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