looking forward to the exhumation of the body and his head being paraded on a stick at the front of a howling mob
― vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:01 (eleven years ago) link
before we offer up the mouldy corpse as a sacrifice to appease the god of Ver Kiddies
― vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:02 (eleven years ago) link
Jim Fixed It For Me... To Be Part Of A Howling Mob
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:03 (eleven years ago) link
xp Given the number of cigars Saville smoked, his corpse is more like to be kippered from the inside.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:11 (eleven years ago) link
he always came across as an icy passive aggresive nutbag.
― Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:12 (eleven years ago) link
^ fixed
― Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:13 (eleven years ago) link
Wish they'd show that Louis Theroux docu. again, as some sort of, errrrrr, tribute
the full thing is on youtube
― Number None, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:15 (eleven years ago) link
It's on t0rrents. Well worth hunting down, Savile really does come across as the strangest of men.
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:17 (eleven years ago) link
what speculation is there over the contents?
― stet, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-15717221"People may decide there is something of value but it was a steel-casket sprayed gold and I can confirm there was nothing of any value there. He was wearing his medal that he got from the marines, his cigars and his beret."
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:30 (eleven years ago) link
that and his demon soul
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:35 (eleven years ago) link
coffin made from pieces of the true cross.
― Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:37 (eleven years ago) link
Undertakers confirmed anyone opening the coffin would be incinerated by tongues of flaming leaping from Savile's heart, which was purchased by Tesco in 2003.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:40 (eleven years ago) link
never knew that, interesting.
i heard his anguished spirit still roams the North Yorkshire Moors at night looking for naughty children to molest
― vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:45 (eleven years ago) link
HE MADE YOUNG DREAMS COME TRUE
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:47 (eleven years ago) link
Is it true he was buried at 45 degrees so he could look up the skirts of passing schoolgirls?
― Superphysical Resurrection (NickB), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:49 (eleven years ago) link
he brought joy and misery wherever he went, a complicated life, from hell/heaven he was sent, rapist and philanthropist, his name was jim, this simple rhyme is simpler than him
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:49 (eleven years ago) link
wonder if somebody cd do a cost/benefit analysis on how many fiddled kiddies equals a dialysis machine?
― vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:53 (eleven years ago) link
the great philosophical question, would you kill a man who abused children (when he was a child) if you knew he would also open some hospitals?
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:56 (eleven years ago) link
some of those kiddies might've gone on to run half-marathons for charity if they'd not been traumatised by the beast tho
― vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:00 (eleven years ago) link
we'll just never know. *gazes at the inscrutable grey sky*
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:01 (eleven years ago) link
Here he lies, six foot underOblivious in his paedobunkerA golden coffin for Jim'll Fix ItEncased in concrete so no-one nicks it
― Superphysical Resurrection (NickB), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:01 (eleven years ago) link
^superb.
― ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:14 (eleven years ago) link
yes
― Mark G, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:19 (eleven years ago) link
hate to nitpick but the scansion could do with some work, some of the lines have almost the same number of syllables
― it's the Suede/Denim secret police/they have come for your 90s niece (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:25 (eleven years ago) link
ha, noted!
― Superphysical Resurrection (NickB), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:52 (eleven years ago) link
ephebobunker not got the same ring
― stet, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:57 (eleven years ago) link
fuck's sake nick how'd you miss all the john terry threads?
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:32 (eleven years ago) link
There's one L in Savile, and two in hell. Feel free to use that one, tabloids.
― Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:39 (eleven years ago) link
I just have one question.
...the hair. What, how and why?
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:41 (eleven years ago) link
targaryen blood.
― thomasintrouble, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:44 (eleven years ago) link
Some people have asked the same of you, Ned. (xp)
― Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:44 (eleven years ago) link
And rightly so. But you are authorized to have me committed if I ever go around with a fucking pageboy/bangs cut like that.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:45 (eleven years ago) link
That would be quite a sight to behold
― Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link
My theory is that he was showing off that he never went bald.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:55 (eleven years ago) link
It's impossible to imagine the blasted psychological landscape of a man who'd choose that hair to demonstrate his victory over male pattern baldness.
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 13:17 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/227456_4046754359871_1098554817_n.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link
blimey!
― Mark G, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
Saville there with an expression on his face like a fat man at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
holy hell.
― jed_, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link
susan boyle and beetlejuice's lovechild to the left is even scarier.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
at least 50% of kids in shot looking deeply traumatised.
― Always try to avoid setting up future opportunities for kicking yourself (ledge), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
a handbook for child molesters
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 23:04 (eleven years ago) link
almost copy/pasted "he was an ephebophile, not a paedo, not that it matters much" as my FB status update. That would've been a classic.
― Cunga, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
Is that where the band Other Ppls Children got their name from? I mean is that a real book!?!
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Thursday, 11 October 2012 04:35 (eleven years ago) link
It is, I vaguely remember it!
― Mark G, Thursday, 11 October 2012 08:21 (eleven years ago) link
He's down with OPC
― pandemic, Thursday, 11 October 2012 08:50 (eleven years ago) link
he seems to have a weird green shadow behind him complete with sinister shadow testicles
― Professor Giff (NickB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 08:51 (eleven years ago) link