The coffin was later encased in concrete
Like radioactive waste? How long is the half-life of a pedo?
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:01 (eleven years ago) link
they spelled chieftain wrong, unless they meant he was "chief tan" due to his sunbed face. or it's some localised scots spelling.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:25 (eleven years ago) link
paedophilia - "it was good while it lasted"
okay got a new dn
― His avid reading taught him things before he had not found (stevie), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:28 (eleven years ago) link
"It was good while it lasted. Then she reached puberty."
That second picture of the headstone looks like someone flasher-mac-ing the mourners.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:31 (eleven years ago) link
"the first guy who presented back in 1964, the very first totp and went on to so much more."
doesn't really scan
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:33 (eleven years ago) link
<3 shit death poetry and that example is almost McGonagall-esque. kudos to the Savile family and/or estate
― it's the Suede/Denim secret police/they have come for your 90s niece (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:33 (eleven years ago) link
I'm sure that if people stare at it long enough, some kind of wordsearch style hidden message will appear, like
H.E.W.A.S A. P.E.D.O.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:37 (eleven years ago) link
"little sisters of the poor"?
― thomasintrouble, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/08/article-2058879-0EB7214E00000578-164_634x432.jpg
― Superphysical Resurrection (NickB), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:46 (eleven years ago) link
Don't want to know what's going on out of frame in that picture.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:48 (eleven years ago) link
he was an ephebophile, not a paedo, not that it matters much
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:50 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-19893373
"We've taken it back to our yard in Leeds. We'll grind the inscription off and we will dispose of the memorial. It'll be broken up and just go to landfill,"
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 09:28 (eleven years ago) link
that poem is jaw dropping, decades before any of this came out the idea of the miserable old sod being a 'friend to all' was laughable. he always came across as an icy passive aggresive nutbag.
― piscesx, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 09:49 (eleven years ago) link
looking forward to the exhumation of the body and his head being paraded on a stick at the front of a howling mob
― vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:01 (eleven years ago) link
before we offer up the mouldy corpse as a sacrifice to appease the god of Ver Kiddies
― vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:02 (eleven years ago) link
Jim Fixed It For Me... To Be Part Of A Howling Mob
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:03 (eleven years ago) link
xp Given the number of cigars Saville smoked, his corpse is more like to be kippered from the inside.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:11 (eleven years ago) link
he always came across as an icy passive aggresive nutbag.
― Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:12 (eleven years ago) link
^ fixed
― Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:13 (eleven years ago) link
Wish they'd show that Louis Theroux docu. again, as some sort of, errrrrr, tribute
the full thing is on youtube
― Number None, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:15 (eleven years ago) link
It's on t0rrents. Well worth hunting down, Savile really does come across as the strangest of men.
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:17 (eleven years ago) link
what speculation is there over the contents?
― stet, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-15717221"People may decide there is something of value but it was a steel-casket sprayed gold and I can confirm there was nothing of any value there. He was wearing his medal that he got from the marines, his cigars and his beret."
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:30 (eleven years ago) link
that and his demon soul
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:35 (eleven years ago) link
coffin made from pieces of the true cross.
― Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:37 (eleven years ago) link
Undertakers confirmed anyone opening the coffin would be incinerated by tongues of flaming leaping from Savile's heart, which was purchased by Tesco in 2003.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:40 (eleven years ago) link
never knew that, interesting.
i heard his anguished spirit still roams the North Yorkshire Moors at night looking for naughty children to molest
― vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:45 (eleven years ago) link
HE MADE YOUNG DREAMS COME TRUE
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:47 (eleven years ago) link
Is it true he was buried at 45 degrees so he could look up the skirts of passing schoolgirls?
― Superphysical Resurrection (NickB), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:49 (eleven years ago) link
he brought joy and misery wherever he went, a complicated life, from hell/heaven he was sent, rapist and philanthropist, his name was jim, this simple rhyme is simpler than him
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:49 (eleven years ago) link
wonder if somebody cd do a cost/benefit analysis on how many fiddled kiddies equals a dialysis machine?
― vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:53 (eleven years ago) link
the great philosophical question, would you kill a man who abused children (when he was a child) if you knew he would also open some hospitals?
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:56 (eleven years ago) link
some of those kiddies might've gone on to run half-marathons for charity if they'd not been traumatised by the beast tho
― vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:00 (eleven years ago) link
we'll just never know. *gazes at the inscrutable grey sky*
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:01 (eleven years ago) link
Here he lies, six foot underOblivious in his paedobunkerA golden coffin for Jim'll Fix ItEncased in concrete so no-one nicks it
― Superphysical Resurrection (NickB), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:01 (eleven years ago) link
^superb.
― ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:14 (eleven years ago) link
yes
― Mark G, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:19 (eleven years ago) link
hate to nitpick but the scansion could do with some work, some of the lines have almost the same number of syllables
― it's the Suede/Denim secret police/they have come for your 90s niece (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:25 (eleven years ago) link
ha, noted!
― Superphysical Resurrection (NickB), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:52 (eleven years ago) link
ephebobunker not got the same ring
― stet, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:57 (eleven years ago) link
fuck's sake nick how'd you miss all the john terry threads?
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:32 (eleven years ago) link
There's one L in Savile, and two in hell. Feel free to use that one, tabloids.
― Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:39 (eleven years ago) link
I just have one question.
...the hair. What, how and why?
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:41 (eleven years ago) link
targaryen blood.
― thomasintrouble, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:44 (eleven years ago) link
Some people have asked the same of you, Ned. (xp)
― Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:44 (eleven years ago) link
And rightly so. But you are authorized to have me committed if I ever go around with a fucking pageboy/bangs cut like that.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:45 (eleven years ago) link
That would be quite a sight to behold
― Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link