apparently i have a son under 13 who has registered for an nfl fantasy league
― caek, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
congratulations
― Technology of the Big Muff (DJP), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
Jason wants to add me on MSN messenger`
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
Just wanted to let you know I'm feeling under the weather and won't be in class tonight.
-Brian
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:41 (eleven years ago) link
Hope you feel better, Brian. You might want to tell your instructor though.
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:42 (eleven years ago) link
I keep getting order confirmations from a bottled water company and the name on the account is (not this but close) Joyce Bermstrong which, aside from the initials, is not even close to my name/email address. Does Joyce have no concept of how to spell her last name? Was she just like "They want an email, I'll just put in jbirdch✧✧✧@whate✧✧✧.c✧✧, yeah that's good"? idgi
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
Ha it redacted my awesome phonetically similar email address - jbirdchest.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 00:17 (eleven years ago) link
Hi Mike,
I am reaching out to see if you can put a great word in for me with J4son Sp4cek? I was told he is doing the purchasing for signage like the samples below we have done. Any help would be appreciated.
Thank you Mike
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 14:29 (eleven years ago) link
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― 乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link
How weird is that there's another guy out there named 乒乓?
― pplains, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link
it looks like eyes
― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
I have been getting misdirected text messages lately."hey this tryna. I was just letting u know we are at the game room already"Want to believe the name is pronounced try-na
― Trip Maker, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
From: Mr. Lube
Dear MH,
The spookiest night of the year is almost here! But before you carve pumpkins and sort out costumes, be sure to stop by Mr. Lube for a free, reflective Halloween bag*. It’s got plenty of room for candy and will help keep your little ones safe when they head out trick or treating.
Have a safe and happy Halloween!
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― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
mr lube's reflective halloween bag
Got an e-mail from The Sartorialist's PA today telling me he was going to Korea and asking if i could rearrange his signing for another time.
― Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
lube it up
― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
Fellow Catholic,
Tomorrow it will be just you and your conscience in the voting booth.
We live in a country that invests so much responsibility in the individual. And we used to live in a country that had so much respect for the rights of the individual.
But those rights, especially the rights of conscience are under attack. Employers are now told to check their religious beliefs at the door of their offices, the government wants to tell churches who they can hire and fire, charities are forced to choose between crippling fines or serving the poor with integrity.
No one should be forced to choose between their livelihood or their conscience. No one should get between you and YOUR conscience.
When you vote tomorrow, vote your conscience.
― d-_-b (mh), Monday, 5 November 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/kingdom-hearts-3d-dream-drop-distance/thumb/6/6a/3999Jiminy_Cricket.jpg/228px-3999Jiminy_Cricket.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 5 November 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
The Habit of Being: Letters of Flannery O'Connor
― Eccsame the Photon Guys (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 5 November 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link
charities are forced to choose between crippling fines or serving the poor with integrity
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 5 November 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link
Being Catholic, they seek redemption by suffering through the crippling fines. You can't offer a choice like that to Catholics. It's not fair!
― Eccsame the Photon Guys (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 5 November 2012 23:44 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 5 November 2012 23:45 (eleven years ago) link
Just testing, I would like a UofM football jersey for when they hold “where your favorite team jersey to work days”, I prefer the white background with Blue and Yellow letters to the Blue Background with Maze letters. Size XL. They make three different prices, the official jersey is over $150 and I don’t need one of those, then they have a more expensive replica for around $70-80 and a less expensive replica for around $50. I like the one in the middle, the more expensive replica. I know I’m asking a Pitt chick for a Wolverine Jersey, but I am a UofM alumni, so I think it’s OK. You could/should do this together with a sister if you do this. Obviously one of your sisters has easy access to shop for one of these. Also, on my list, iTunes gift cards (make sure Mom get’s me one). I also always like ¼ zip cotton sweaters or ¼ zip fleece (if you get fleece, I really like the Eddie Bauer First Ascent ¼ zip fleece). Size XL. mophie juice pack powerstation® duo –go to www.mophie.com, this is a rechargeable portable battery that can be used to recharge an iPad or iPhone when you don’t have access to a power outlet. It’s about $100.00. The only easy way to get one of these is online, the apple store carries some models, but usually they have the phone case/battery packs which I don’ t because they make the phone too big. I could use another fleece shirt, or extra thick flannel shirt, in XL, I wear these like a jacket over other stuff You can share this with your sisters and mom. By the way, I already ordered a case for my iPhone 5 for Mom to give me, so I don’t need phone case. St3ve illiamsGlobal Truck Portfolio Directore-mail:
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― caek, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
NEWCHAA BasketballInboxx 10:36 AM (8 minutes ago)
to me Coach Drake,
I am sorry to tell you that I will not be able to play tonights game against Appleton. My ankle is completely swollen from yesterdays practice. I will try to be there to route for the girls and you guys. God Bless and go Eagles!!!
Daniel
― D-40, Friday, 7 December 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://f.cl.ly/items/173c2o1e3L2S1k2n232Z/Screen%20Shot%202012-12-12%20at%209.40.54%20AM.png
― max, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link
wow, getting an email from argos seems bizarrely anachronistic to me. i have been exiled from the homeland too long.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link
some poor max in england wont know that his skylanders giants single giant figure - hothead is awaiting for him in weymouth
― max, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
maybe someone bought if for you as a gift?
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
i just called one of these dudes on the phone. he was cool.
― caek, Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
auto quotes from multiple insurers just arrived in my email
no idea who Antw4n is, but he has a 1991 Pontiac Bonneville and is getting quoted between $900 and $2k for six months of auto insurance. sheesh.
― mh, Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
Sweet car.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
I know, right? I would think they'd be cutting him a better rate than that. I think he's somewhere near NYC, though.
― mh, Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
Latest batch for me is some random baptist church in the US. And a lady who says shes just finished preparing my horoscope but that could just be a spam gmail didnt catch (its got a bit crap at filtering spam of late)
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Friday, 11 January 2013 01:48 (eleven years ago) link
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― 乒乓, Sunday, 13 January 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
6) How do we (The Association) protect ourselves in the future, if the family inherits a home from a deceased homeowner, and refuses to pay the “maintenance fees”? (According to the Restrictive Covenant’s after the appropriate notices, a lien can still be filed against the property and if not paid in due time, the property then can be auctioned at the court house.) Is this correct? Note: There are currently 3 or 4 houses setting vacated that could fall into the above situation!
(emphasis from original email.)
― pplains, Sunday, 13 January 2013 02:37 (eleven years ago) link
Janet,
I want to thank you for talking with me and reviewing the attached information The attachment I have included should give you a better understanding of the Jaycee's and some insight to the children we will be sponsoring again this year. Thank you again for reviewing this and any aid deemed worthy!! I will follow up with you early next week and again I want to thank you for looking this over.
God Bless & Happy New YearKim
― bertrim hapaz (anky), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 23:14 (eleven years ago) link
to be fair, i kinda know this guy and i'm just on his listserv but wow
Im taking a poll:A few people have said that they are reminded of me when they see the actor who portrays the CIA guy who tortures the Al Quaeda guy in the film ZERO DARK THIRTYDoes anyone else think that?
A few people have said that they are reminded of me when they see the actor who portrays the CIA guy who tortures the Al Quaeda guy in the film ZERO DARK THIRTY
Does anyone else think that?
― an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 January 2013 04:07 (eleven years ago) link
cool poll. get this guy on ilm.
― Garth Brooks In ... The Life of (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 25 January 2013 04:30 (eleven years ago) link
that was the entirety of the email!
― an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 January 2013 05:13 (eleven years ago) link
I'm just wondering what he plans to do with this data
― Garth Brooks In ... The Life of (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 25 January 2013 05:15 (eleven years ago) link
On 2 February 2013 07:04, Ashleigh Hughes <ash_leigh_b✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧> wrote:
Hahahaha. Sweetheart I couldn't understand a word of that jealous rant you just sent me. I am gussing from the level of your spelling you are in school, and seeing as it is not a school night you are up late trolling.
Trolling the for sale pet4homes pages. Sweetheart, seriously its Friday night. Get a life hun. Just because you cannot afford something doesn't mean its trashy.
Enjoy the rest of your lonely Firday night! And thanks for increasing the stats on my add by viewing it ;)
--- On Fri, 1/2/13, Pets4Homes Support <supp✧✧✧@pets4ho✧✧✧.c✧.u✧> wrote:
From: Pets4Homes Support <supp✧✧✧@pets4ho✧✧✧.c✧.u✧> Subject: Pets4Homes response to your classifieds To: ash_leigh_b✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧ Date: Friday, 1 February, 2013, 19:50
************************************************************************** * Pets4Homes Warning : Please be wary of scammers contacting you regarding your wanted adverts and offering to deliver a pet to you. * Please remember, NEVER send or receive money online, only buy or sell a pet after visiting the seller or after the seller has visited you at home, to make sure they are genuine. * If you think a scammer has emailed you, please foward us their IP address below. *************************************************************************
Hi Ashleigh,
You have had the following response to your advert on Pets4Homes. Please make sure you reply to the email address below.
Advert Title : The BEST male Akita out there
Advert Link : http://www.pets4homes.co.uk/classifieds/220095-the-best-male-akita-out-there-carterton.html
Name : trayce bewick Email Address : tra✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ Telephone Number : Message : Your akita is not a rare colour nor is he anything special in fact he looks crossed he is a mess and saying he's a stud dog pmsl what will it produce RATS hahaha sort ya add out cos u will need to pay ppl to take that skanky looking mongrel ya mug he's the worst akita out there FACT
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― Manti and the Catfish (Trayce), Monday, 4 February 2013 00:26 (eleven years ago) link
Prob the most hilare misdirected mail Ive ever got, I think!
― Manti and the Catfish (Trayce), Monday, 4 February 2013 00:27 (eleven years ago) link
That's pretty fantastic.
― carl agatha, Monday, 4 February 2013 01:04 (eleven years ago) link
YOUR DOG.
NO U.
― Manti and the Catfish (Trayce), Monday, 4 February 2013 01:13 (eleven years ago) link
This is a new one:
I am abandoning YAHOO Mail and my old email address “ j•✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧” My new Contact is: •••••✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ Feel free to forward anything police related or humorous to me. Thanks, J__________ J___________ Pleasant Plains PoliceAshland PoliceCell 217-•••-••••
― pplains, Sunday, 3 March 2013 00:05 (eleven years ago) link
lawl
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 3 March 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
Dear Fizzles and G_____
Congratulations on your engagement and upcoming wedding!
It's been so long since I've seen you and I really wish we could make it back for your wedding, but because of the way the school holidays work we won't be back until July this year.
I really hope you have a great day and and wish you all the happiness in the world. I hope we can catch up sometime though and now I have your emails I will let you know when we are around to see if we can meet up later in the summer.
You are always welcome to stay with us in India though.
BRING IT ON. Tho it popped up on my phone while I was in a meeting and the opening line gave me a helluva shock.
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
Was it addressed to Fizzles or your IRL name?
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
no my irl name.
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link