rolling metal 2009 lols only critban

travis ryan is getting married tomorrow u_u
thread comes full circle

RIP

heaven needed a pro

heaven needed to be severely butthoused

jacob bannon from converge is auctioning off a puppet-style conversation with his right hand on ebay

jacob bannon from converge needs to be severely butthoused

i hate his appearance

thats such a lame thing to say but it is at least perfectly honest

guys i know theres like bigger news tonight, but the guy from 6 feet under punched travis ryan in the face!!!

http://www.thegauntlet.com/article/485/26617/SIX-FEET-UNDER-s-Chris-Barnes-Punches-CATTLE-DECAPITATION-s-Travis-Ryan

RAN

Travis Ryan
18 minutes ago via mobile ·
Over the last 8 or so years, we've been asked many times to do a Six Feet Under tour. Because of all the horror stories we heard about Chris Barnes from friends who toured with him, we just were never interested in taking part of that. Recently when we agreed to do the tour, it was only on the basis that we didnt have any merch restrictions. No price matching, no limits on designs. Because of the Shockwave tour we were forced to miss, we were fully stocked and had a ton of stuff and now have a huge bill for it. After the first night of the tour, Chris freaked out because of all the merch we had. They tried limiting our designs, but we had in many emails to and from booking agents and documents, that there were to be no merch restrictions. Period. After a bunch of back and forth with their tour manager, the label and between ourselves, we finally agreed to do 4 designs in hopes to just eliminate any drama. We have minded our own business with limited drama ever since. Well, according to our merch guy we did better than them again and this is where it gets lame...

Since Chris mostly hides in his tour bus, they set up a meet and greet at their merch booth, we figure to help generate merch sales. Chris came in and did it right as we hit the stage. Fine, do what you need to do dude. Twice while they were on stage Chris made some typical veggie wisecracks, one was a commentary on the crowd walkout, and one was just dumb and it was apparent to all of us standing there that they were jabs against us, the band following his ass, supporting his band nightly. Ridiculous. So, i confronted him after he left the stage about it. Just words (I will admit i was speaking loudly and with an amount of anger and cursing), just asking if that was really necessary to do to his support band but according to some "industry" peeps that know him well, nobody stands up to barnes. He basically just says "well then how about just having some respect then?", I assume because he's Chris Barnes from Cannibal Corpse or something, that he felt he deserved a mountain of respect and that i should just lay down and take it. I proceed to explain that he lost my respect years ago simply from the kinds of things he did to our friends' bands just trying to tour and SUPPORT his band and the way he treats his fans first and foremost. THESE actions over the years have forced me to see him as unrespectable, even with those first 3 bad ass CC albums under his belt. He got up off the sofa, approaches me, hit the side edge of my jaw right in the middle of my words and i spilled my beer all over their drum tech (sorry Dave). He immediately quickly left the scene and out to his bus. In fact, he was in motion on his way out as he hit me. The only people in the room as far as i could tell was his band members and/or road crew.

I get it. Hes got a big bus to pay for, roadies (one even told one of us he was Chris' bodyguard?), the rest of the band, the whole nine yards. Sorry someone didnt have the foresight to properly order merch, but thats got nothing to do with us. We NEVER wanted to do a tour with Chris Barnes/SFU. We just wanted to get back out and play for our fans who missed us on the previously cancelled tour and this was the only thing around. People kept telling us "Chris really wants you guys" and thats cool and all, we just didnt see it being a tour that we needed to be on, but like i said... It was something to do and we felt we needed to get in front of our fans asap. Since the final stipulation was we were told there were no merch restrictions, we OK'd it. How Chris Barnes didnt get that memo has nothing to do with us. We budged against our personal wishes and we still sold more merch and there were some walkouts. We dont control the fans of any band and what they decide to do with their money and time.

I made it clear to their camp that i have to watch out for our band and they totally understood that we were right, since after all it was all in writing. Im not totally innocent, i went in there and called him out to his face, but from across the room (not literally in his face). I was pissed and just didnt give a shit anymore. I woke up pissed that we now have to figure something else out and i ranted about it on my personal facebook (which was screen shot and then posted on every metal site there is) and now im hearing that Barnes deleted his bragging tweet from last night and is now saying he didnt even hit me? Haha... Its a weird world we live in for sure.

Point blank, i believe the fact that Chris would never have agreed to no merch restrictions and thats fine. We never would have done the tour if there were and here we are. In the exact same scenario we saw coming over many, many years but since we took people on their word (and had it in writing), we took the tour.

Let it be known that i did not call the cops, file a police report or press charges even though management and literally everyone else around me was telling me i should. But that would just be lame.

At the end of the day, i was only looking out for US = my friends - our band. Even if it meant standing up to a dude i once had a lot of respect for and are on the same label as. Im a filter for 4 dudes as this band is a democracy and we all know what went down and watched this unfold. We are all on the same page.

good for him imo

can totally picture him busting into the room and going ham on dude as he describes

not least because i have seen him burst into a pit and send hoos flying

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/126/82838857.gif

Metallica to Release a Line of Shoes that Play a Lars Ulrich Soundbite with Each Step

actual article not needed

haha

my only other news today is that pig d signed to relapse

Six Feet Under vocalist Chris Barnes has issued a statement on his recent quarrel (i.e.; his sucker punching a dude and running to his bus) with Cattle Decapitation’s Travis Ryan to Horns Up Rocks.
“The straight up story is basically here’s a guy that was antagonizing me, calling me an asshole, for days, amongst the crew and musicians of this tour behind my back; and I heard about that,” says Chris.

“And I made a funny comment onstage last night about veggie burgers, you know ‘go have a veggie burger,’ I was just trying to lighten the mood, but lets back it up a bit.”

Let’s.

“There were some problems at the beginning of the tour with some questions about the contracts having to do with merchandise…all that was settled. The night after we had that problem, I believe it was in Frederick, Virginia, we were on stage and at the end of the set I said, you know I’m glad we all got our things figured out and got that behind us, you know I really just want to have a great tour and the enjoy the tour you know. I want to thank the opening bands on the tour and let’s move on and have some fun.”

By the way, the fact that there were limits on the merch is fucking disgusting and lame. But people — this is the way it works. Many bands work this way; they limit what the openers can sell, because they want kids spending money on their crap.

“Two days later I find out that this kid’s calling me an asshole around the tour and to everybody involved with the tour. And, you know so I made a little snide comment about ‘eat a veggie burger’ and the guy got all bent out of shape supposedly, and waited for me to get off stage. And broke into my backstage room, got in my face, stepped up to me, three inches from my face, had his finger pointing in my face, yelling at me, calling me an asshole.”

And then…?

“And you know, to me those are fighting words. And I just, I reacted, and you know, I did not sucker punch him, number 1. I didn’t even punch him, okay. He didn’t get punched. He did not get sucker punched. I did not run out of the room. I walked out of the room because I did not feel that it was necessary to pursue violence anymore while the guy was laying on the floor. My crew guy was with me, he didn’t run out of the room with me — he walked out of the room with me,” says Chris.

“I walked up the stairs, I did not hide in my tour bus, I did not do a ‘Rocky Dance.’ I walked off my tour bus approximately a half an hour later and walked right past their crew and van on my way to the hotel with my girlfriend. They didn’t say one word to me. Now, you know, he finds it necessary to attack me in the press and to use my reputation against me for his own benefit. It’s sad and it seems like an unnecessary thing to do and I feel bad for him.”

Hmm. Differing accounts — but who is the liar?

“I don’t want to badmouth anyone but he chose it upon himself to badmouth me, I just want the facts to be known,” says Chris. “I didn’t confront this person, I did not go out of my way to confront someone — he chose to do that. I had no ill feelings toward him, I just like I said, uh… you know, it’s unfortunate for all the fans of both bands that that happened, but all I did was defend myself and really that’s all I can say about it.”

http://gunshyassassin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/barnes1-300x254.jpg

“And I made a funny comment onstage last night about veggie burgers, you know ‘go have a veggie burger,’ I was just trying to lighten the mood, but lets back it up a bit.”

lmfao

"I did not feel that it was necessary to pursue violence anymore while the guy was laying on the floor. "

LMFAO

"number 1. I didn’t even punch him, okay."

vs.

"the guy was laying on the floor."

hahhaha he is so stupid

also great way to spend your honeymoon travis

his wife is probably fuckin pissed

"oh and you just had to complain about the tshirt situation"

lol

catdecap

pigglyd!

“And I made a funny comment onstage last night about veggie burgers, you know ‘go have a veggie burger,’ I was just trying to lighten the mood, but lets back it up a bit.”

ahahaaahahahahahahahaha

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otm

o lord

omg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEC2Z01LnuE

http://metalinjection.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Clutch-Earth-Rocker-604x604.jpg

this album cover is hilariously bad enough to post here imo. why do ppl on rolling metal think it kicks ass???

the lil headstock. lmfbo

lmbo

lol they have a long history of bad covers

i mean

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7FX3wEAeNKo/TSTprGvoVKI/AAAAAAAALCA/PNscSZzn668/s1600/clutch%2Bcover3.jpg

― ILM METAL POLL 2012 (New Management)

^ why

wow @ Nihilist Commando!!

lol at that cover also

its like they just take whatever design trope of a bygone era was being widely revived a year or so prior and just fuck it up and make it extra embarrassing

the clutch burger at kuma's has like 5 different kinds of cheese and that's it
it's just cheese

― ILM METAL POLL 2012 (New Management)

^ why

― ✧ (am0n), Thursday, December 20, 2012 1:55 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is like the weirdest thing going on right now

i completely ignore that shit

couldn't come up with a decent gif for "transparent socks"

― A fat, shit, jittery fraud of a messageboard poster (Noodle Vague), Saturday, December 15, 2012 6:51 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha theres no way its not him right

i can't think of a way it's not him, no

omg

but...
I WEB-mailed AG to see if he was still running the metal poll, and if not, could I take a crack at it.