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I'm just like wtf I used DD for my tax refund this year and my ssn ends in four nine so WHERE THE FUCK IS IT

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link

I had budgeted only $1200 coming in to us ($600 + $600) until sunny reminded me that Beeps gets $300. So wow. $1500 on its way!

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link

You can spend hers and she'll never even know!

Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link

wait is the ss# date when you get it or when they send it out?? daaaaamn

and what, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link

1/3rd on magic books/dvds
1/3rd on credit card debt
1/3rd in savings

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

@and what - Payments will be mailed no later than (and received a few days after):

am0n, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm with tom in the WHERE THE FUCK IS IT dept.

am0n, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link

flying to the mainland today w/ ticket paid for with mine

gr8080, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link

im in the june 20 group and i got my check yesterday now i have $600 in my pocket sup

sleep, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link

im in the june 20 group and i got my check yesterday now i have $600 in my pocket sup

same except i bought dinner last night and paid for my pictures and bought some more film this morning. and i'm grilling steaks tonight. gonna party on a tuesday like i never have to work another wednesday in my life.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link

right on
im thinking maybe records

sleep, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 21:25 (fifteen years ago) link

i started to but i'll wait until i get paid next week. there's a lot of shit i want to buy.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 21:27 (fifteen years ago) link

just got a letter saying i should receive it by 7/5 :) :) :) :) :)

am0n, Monday, 30 June 2008 23:05 (fifteen years ago) link

FUCK TRAFFIC TICKETS

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 03:25 (fifteen years ago) link

The letter hath arrived. Pass that check on.

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link

I had budgeted only $1200 coming in to us ($600 + $600) until sunny reminded me that Beeps gets $300. So wow. $1500 on its way!

-- Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, June 24, 2008 2:14 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

i guess Beeps will be paying for my new iphone!

sunny successor, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 14:50 (fifteen years ago) link

i did, in fact, wind up buying a boatload of records.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 18:33 (fifteen years ago) link

lololololololol

HI DERE, Thursday, 3 July 2008 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link

just got a letter saying i should receive it by 7/5 :) :) :) :) :)

-- am0n, Monday, 30 June 2008 23:05 (3 days ago) Link

got that too and shit is like twisting the knife...goin' on a road trip tomorrow and barely have enough $ for gas, woulda been great if the check was here today, but nope, i'll have the money after the weekend, when i don't need it nearly as much. plus I filed w/ direct deposit and had originally assumed i'd be getting this 2 months ago. and fuck, why send a letter a week beforehand? JUST SEND THE FUCKING CHECK IN THAT ENVELOPE ALREADY.

some dude, Thursday, 3 July 2008 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link

my friend only got $300... how is this possible? she has a pretty low income.

gr8080, Friday, 4 July 2008 05:20 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.passiveonlineincome.net/image/finance-money.GIF

am0n, Monday, 7 July 2008 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link

If your taxable income was under X (like $10k) you only got $300.

milo z, Monday, 7 July 2008 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link

what some dude said.

forksclovetofu, Monday, 7 July 2008 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link

herro dere checky

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 13:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Finally it has happened to me
Right in front of my face
My feelin's can't describe it
Finally it has happened to me
Right in front of my face
And I just cannot hide it

Meeting Mr. Right, the man of my dreams
The one and only true love or at least it seems
With brown coco skin and curly black hair
It's just the way he looks at me, that gentle lovin' stare

Finally you come along
The way I feel about you it just can't be wrong
If you only knew the way I feel about you
I just can't describe him oh no no

CHORUS
CHORUS

It seemed so many times he seemed to be the one
But all he ever wanted was to have a little fun
But now you've come along and brightened up my world
In my heart I feel it I'm that special kind of girl

Finally you come along
The way I feel about you it just can't be wrong
If you only knew the way I feel about you
I just can't describe him oh no no

CHORUS
CHORUS

Finally
Ooooooooh finally yeah yeah
Oh

RAP: True love, a feelin' I never knew
Until you came into my life and now it's real
I never knew that I would find the time
Before you I thought love was blind

And my life was coastin' out my emotion
Too strong for words, you're set for devotion
A-pushin' me from mutual attraction
True love, the chemical reaction

Then my actions
Reflect those of a way to makin' this a better love
A never ending plan like man and wife
Flavourful to my life like a spice

Summon me to death, you're my big mean of protection
My one and only source of affection
So I'm puttin' all games behind me
I've been lookin' for the key to love and I've found it finally

CHORUS (to fade)

some dude, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link

five months pass...

wow, i just got a letter from the IRS copping to the fact that they never sent me my stimulus check.

"we are required by law to mail the economic stimulus payment by dec. 31, 2008. we could issue the check by this date so you will note get the payment based on your 2007 tax account. however, you may be able to claim a credit on your 2007 federal return."

that's not quite as fun.

Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link

whoa

bigHOOS thundercat rapper (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link

can we do this again?

this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 01:28 (fifteen years ago) link

we could issue the check by this date so you will note get the payment

i meant "we could NOT issue the check by this date so you will NOT get the payment" obv. so weird, i got the annoying letters saying "we will mail your check out soon!" and then nothing.

Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Friday, 9 January 2009 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link

I think we are doing this again. You know since it worked so well last time.

mayor jingleberries, Friday, 9 January 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

i am checking all these threads to see if i posted about buying something with my stimulus check cause i don't remember getting it

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 April 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

nine years pass...

bump

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 14:28 (four years ago) link

lol

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 14:29 (four years ago) link

eight months pass...

bump

― I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, March 25, 2020 9:28 AM (eight months ago) bookmarkflaglink

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 21 December 2020 15:17 (three years ago) link

lol

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Monday, 21 December 2020 16:10 (three years ago) link

lol

ffolkes (map), Monday, 21 December 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link

Thank you, CNBC. No, sincerely: thank you. I don't know what I'd do without u, boo.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Monday, 21 December 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link

lol bulking up you emergency AND retirement saving with $600

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 21 December 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link

thanks to this i'm gonna be able to retire three days early!!!!

ffolkes (map), Monday, 21 December 2020 16:53 (three years ago) link

I'm using my $600 to upgrade my cyanide tooth to a more fast-acting model.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Monday, 21 December 2020 17:01 (three years ago) link

"BULK UP your emergency savings, and get that retirement savings THICC!"

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 21 December 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link

CNBC: the best use of your stimulus check is to immediately turn it over to a bank. The bank is getting a bit worried about your ability to repay that credit they extended to you. This is bad for their peace of mind.

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Monday, 21 December 2020 18:41 (three years ago) link

i'm going to donate it to congresspeople so they can help us even moar

davey, Monday, 21 December 2020 21:27 (three years ago) link

love this ilx-specific sad lol thread bump

Karl Malone, Monday, 21 December 2020 21:30 (three years ago) link

i have not received my six hundred dollars yet

ffolkes (map), Monday, 4 January 2021 16:11 (three years ago) link

Plz 2 join the 'have not received my six hundred dollars yet' club. Membership fees are only six hundred dollars.

Telly Salivas (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 January 2021 16:17 (three years ago) link

Mine’s getting direct deposited into a bank account that no longer exists. I can’t update my bank account # with IRS because trump and the GOP don’t want the executive branch to properly function

Karl Malone, Monday, 4 January 2021 16:39 (three years ago) link

just got mine, partner did too, but she still hasn't received the 1,200. anytime she calls the IRS about it they 'transfer' her to a line that hangs up on her. tbh im amazed she can even get ahold of an actual person there to begin with

global tetrahedron, Monday, 4 January 2021 17:07 (three years ago) link


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