I'm just like wtf I used DD for my tax refund this year and my ssn ends in four nine so WHERE THE FUCK IS IT
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link
I had budgeted only $1200 coming in to us ($600 + $600) until sunny reminded me that Beeps gets $300. So wow. $1500 on its way!
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link
You can spend hers and she'll never even know!
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link
wait is the ss# date when you get it or when they send it out?? daaaaamn
― and what, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link
1/3rd on magic books/dvds 1/3rd on credit card debt 1/3rd in savings
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link
@and what - Payments will be mailed no later than (and received a few days after):
― am0n, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm with tom in the WHERE THE FUCK IS IT dept.
― am0n, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link
flying to the mainland today w/ ticket paid for with mine
― gr8080, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link
im in the june 20 group and i got my check yesterday now i have $600 in my pocket sup
― sleep, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link
same except i bought dinner last night and paid for my pictures and bought some more film this morning. and i'm grilling steaks tonight. gonna party on a tuesday like i never have to work another wednesday in my life.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link
right on im thinking maybe records
― sleep, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 21:25 (fifteen years ago) link
i started to but i'll wait until i get paid next week. there's a lot of shit i want to buy.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 21:27 (fifteen years ago) link
just got a letter saying i should receive it by 7/5 :) :) :) :) :)
― am0n, Monday, 30 June 2008 23:05 (fifteen years ago) link
FUCK TRAFFIC TICKETS
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 03:25 (fifteen years ago) link
The letter hath arrived. Pass that check on.
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link
-- Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, June 24, 2008 2:14 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link
i guess Beeps will be paying for my new iphone!
― sunny successor, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 14:50 (fifteen years ago) link
i did, in fact, wind up buying a boatload of records.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 18:33 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/02/nation-buys-porn-with-sti_n_110457.html
― StanM, Thursday, 3 July 2008 19:23 (fifteen years ago) link
lololololololol
― HI DERE, Thursday, 3 July 2008 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link
-- am0n, Monday, 30 June 2008 23:05 (3 days ago) Link
got that too and shit is like twisting the knife...goin' on a road trip tomorrow and barely have enough $ for gas, woulda been great if the check was here today, but nope, i'll have the money after the weekend, when i don't need it nearly as much. plus I filed w/ direct deposit and had originally assumed i'd be getting this 2 months ago. and fuck, why send a letter a week beforehand? JUST SEND THE FUCKING CHECK IN THAT ENVELOPE ALREADY.
― some dude, Thursday, 3 July 2008 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link
my friend only got $300... how is this possible? she has a pretty low income.
― gr8080, Friday, 4 July 2008 05:20 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.passiveonlineincome.net/image/finance-money.GIF
― am0n, Monday, 7 July 2008 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link
If your taxable income was under X (like $10k) you only got $300.
― milo z, Monday, 7 July 2008 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link
what some dude said.
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 7 July 2008 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link
herro dere checky
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 13:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Finally it has happened to me Right in front of my face My feelin's can't describe it Finally it has happened to me Right in front of my face And I just cannot hide it
Meeting Mr. Right, the man of my dreams The one and only true love or at least it seems With brown coco skin and curly black hair It's just the way he looks at me, that gentle lovin' stare
Finally you come along The way I feel about you it just can't be wrong If you only knew the way I feel about you I just can't describe him oh no no
CHORUS CHORUS
It seemed so many times he seemed to be the one But all he ever wanted was to have a little fun But now you've come along and brightened up my world In my heart I feel it I'm that special kind of girl
Finally Ooooooooh finally yeah yeah Oh
RAP: True love, a feelin' I never knew Until you came into my life and now it's real I never knew that I would find the time Before you I thought love was blind
And my life was coastin' out my emotion Too strong for words, you're set for devotion A-pushin' me from mutual attraction True love, the chemical reaction
Then my actions Reflect those of a way to makin' this a better love A never ending plan like man and wife Flavourful to my life like a spice
Summon me to death, you're my big mean of protection My one and only source of affection So I'm puttin' all games behind me I've been lookin' for the key to love and I've found it finally
CHORUS (to fade)
― some dude, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link
wow, i just got a letter from the IRS copping to the fact that they never sent me my stimulus check.
"we are required by law to mail the economic stimulus payment by dec. 31, 2008. we could issue the check by this date so you will note get the payment based on your 2007 tax account. however, you may be able to claim a credit on your 2007 federal return."
that's not quite as fun.
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link
whoa
― bigHOOS thundercat rapper (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link
can we do this again?
― this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 01:28 (fifteen years ago) link
we could issue the check by this date so you will note get the payment
i meant "we could NOT issue the check by this date so you will NOT get the payment" obv. so weird, i got the annoying letters saying "we will mail your check out soon!" and then nothing.
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Friday, 9 January 2009 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link
I think we are doing this again. You know since it worked so well last time.
― mayor jingleberries, Friday, 9 January 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link
i am checking all these threads to see if i posted about buying something with my stimulus check cause i don't remember getting it
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 April 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link
bump
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 14:28 (four years ago) link
lol
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 14:29 (four years ago) link
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, March 25, 2020 9:28 AM (eight months ago) bookmarkflaglink
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 21 December 2020 15:17 (three years ago) link
― stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Monday, 21 December 2020 16:10 (three years ago) link
― ffolkes (map), Monday, 21 December 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/131979026_5661034237240841_4200980080725444965_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=2&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=W-MY5Aqhw4MAX_meJ7p&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-1.xx&oh=44120fe0dbeb310ffa963ab205c7b7a8&oe=60072CE7
― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Monday, 21 December 2020 16:36 (three years ago) link
Thank you, CNBC. No, sincerely: thank you. I don't know what I'd do without u, boo.
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Monday, 21 December 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link
lol bulking up you emergency AND retirement saving with $600
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 21 December 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link
thanks to this i'm gonna be able to retire three days early!!!!
― ffolkes (map), Monday, 21 December 2020 16:53 (three years ago) link
I'm using my $600 to upgrade my cyanide tooth to a more fast-acting model.
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Monday, 21 December 2020 17:01 (three years ago) link
"BULK UP your emergency savings, and get that retirement savings THICC!"
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 21 December 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link
CNBC: the best use of your stimulus check is to immediately turn it over to a bank. The bank is getting a bit worried about your ability to repay that credit they extended to you. This is bad for their peace of mind.
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Monday, 21 December 2020 18:41 (three years ago) link
i'm going to donate it to congresspeople so they can help us even moar
― davey, Monday, 21 December 2020 21:27 (three years ago) link
love this ilx-specific sad lol thread bump
― Karl Malone, Monday, 21 December 2020 21:30 (three years ago) link
i have not received my six hundred dollars yet
― ffolkes (map), Monday, 4 January 2021 16:11 (three years ago) link
Plz 2 join the 'have not received my six hundred dollars yet' club. Membership fees are only six hundred dollars.
― Telly Salivas (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 January 2021 16:17 (three years ago) link
Mine’s getting direct deposited into a bank account that no longer exists. I can’t update my bank account # with IRS because trump and the GOP don’t want the executive branch to properly function
― Karl Malone, Monday, 4 January 2021 16:39 (three years ago) link
just got mine, partner did too, but she still hasn't received the 1,200. anytime she calls the IRS about it they 'transfer' her to a line that hangs up on her. tbh im amazed she can even get ahold of an actual person there to begin with
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 4 January 2021 17:07 (three years ago) link