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srsly those solemn pictures of the duped mom w/ 6 kids had me going for a sec then i finished reading the article and was like http://i13.tinypic.com/4tgvcyd.jpg

its ok to feel for retards tho

tru - thx for guiding me thru this troubling article

np

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future global naming conventions
the search for identity

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at birth children will be given one of a small number of WC3 approved names like john_smith or chang_han. that child upon showing signs of sustained maturity (usually occurring around the 27th birthday) will be ceremonially bestowed their new completely unique adult name such as "psychologicals vasquez" or "country matters jagger."

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1 superbowl
2 christmas
3 thanksgiving
4 the 4th of july
5 ??? (halloween, new years, chanukah??)

NYE?

possible contenders:

• memorial day (all the good movies come out)
• labor day (barbeques)
• arbor day (trees)
• flag day (flags)

i'd say new years but it's the least american holiday out of all (besides chanukah i guess) so i think you gotta say halloween esp if you wanna feel like a kid again

halloween

baseball opening day

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• flag day (gr8080's b-day)

do you always feel bad because instead of getting two presents you just get one and they say "its for flag day AND your birthday"

lol my mom gave me an american flag t-shirt for like my 10th birthday i was so stoked

dear jhoshea:

i was in a photoshoot today, modeling a situation that quite frankly resembled an axe advertisement! will you blog about this when it comes out in the magazine?

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running round ft greene park just now saw these dudes playing 2s was like o shit its so nice out i want in - kept doing laps hoping someone else would show up so we could get threes cause thats my preferred game - then on the last lap after id already ran 4 miles a guy showed but it turned out he wasnt gonna play so i got next for 2s and i was so tired and rusty but heres the thing... i was KILLIN IT! YAAAAAOOOOOOWWWWWWW

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tale of the enchanted wood jews

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this is one of those experiences where you dont have to guess what comes next. everything flows effortlessly towards resolution strings welling their approval. 007 looks really nice in a dirty face. he gleams and the dirt gleams along in agreement. the digital forest is totally rolling balls and theres some orgasmic snowflakes hella losing their shit. this is meant im assuming as some sort of statement of ordinary magic. the juxtaposition is perhaps... bonus.

70 years ago some irl starving hunted people were brave and loved each other. fuck this movie more or less.

i saw it on the internet a few weeks ago and it was a bad movie :(

what is bathos again i kind of think it is this, right???

haah i cant believe i forgot to mention the entire movie is in broken english - they speak like 1 generation russian americans - in the screenwriters experience maybe this is how polish jews talk when theyre hiding from nazis in the forest no???? i dont know why none of this shit makes any sense????

*the super jewy city jews speak in full sentences and sound really jewish and talk abt pointless bullshit all day like philosophy and politics

its an inverse of the traditional jew hierarchies dont u see those smart city jews arent so smart at HUNTING GERMANE SKILLZ or to a life of old testament hardship under the leadership of moody britz

o yes I GOT THAT PART

I have had a free screener of dat movie for 2 months and haven't watched it

u should write a review entirely based on my review

rip classic dude
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WOW. I never noticed that guy til about a month or two ago (maybe cuz I hate crowds and usu avoid that greenmarket). He was there last week.

i always stopped and watched his show - totally rugged old school english barker - now i feel bad i never bought a peeler

jho, any tips on beard growing?

i can handle this one

let it all grow out for 3 days, then shave, then 4 days, then shave, then 5 days, then shave, etc

plz note baby-bio does not assist human hirsuteness

does that actually work?

i recommend eating lots of avocado quesadillas and watching dled tv shows

it should give your beard time to take shape while gradually allowing you to get used to being more and more with beard, also there is a definite routine and aspiration/goal, with the sisyphean element of having to get rid of everything every so often; it tests your willpower and makes damn sure that by say 30 days you are wanting that beard hardcore

ty ty ty

i legit saw a hipster vs. yuppie fight at the bedford stop on the L a few weeks back. yuppie--who doesn't look like he had a good day--doesn't like how hipster looks and legit grabs him by the throat and slams him against the train. hipster gets off at bedford and yuppie calls out "whatsamatter MAN, goin to your DANCE CONTEST?!?!?"

that's a pretty good burn

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