Things You Just Don't Care About

33. a list reaching 33, the age that Jesus was allegedly crucified.

34. "Why do YOU care?"

35. people who feel oppressed by things being popular

36. Married people
37. Their fucking spawn.

38. twitter

So?

39. giraffes

that's just wrong

adherence to a rigid midfield formation

european football

40. people moaning about cis-gender stuff, as if it was an inherently bad thing to be. Is it? I dont know.

41. the pathetic howls of my victims

42. foreigners diving

41. the pathetic howls of my victims

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43. Any of this shit.

44. Any of your shit.

45. what goes on a pizza

46. online gaming

47. which console is best

48. Video games.

52. Sequences

49. who i SB

50. Who SBs me.

51. having one for the Gipper

52. Repeating sequences.

53. everything/anything

54. my beliefs

55. the last two posts

56. and the next one

57. but it's opposites day

57. how religion is ruining the world

58. hard-working families

59. the man on the street

60. doing the right thing

61. the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

62. Rock and Roll

apple products

63. Halls of Fame generally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ybDgIOHyq4

the inherent beauty and worth of each of seven billion individuals

the prospect of him coming round here. apropos i possess a hops-based brewed beverage which rests adjacent and the conductive capabilities of a matriarchal figurehead, albeit unrequisite, warrant obligation.

email fwd?

66. that 1/7th of the world's population logs into Facebook regularly

67. Global warming

68 other people's opinions on politics

69 other people's opinions on religion

68 anyone who has a reality show that isn't making something with their hands or blowing something up

oops 70 lol

71 baseball

NASCAR standings

Golf combines a very masculine ish skill of hitting a ball hard with putting which requires something more zen like. Find that combo unique.

analysis of long play as being all about masculine traits would be quickly shut down if were were speaking about tennis or etc imo, its about technique

anyway rock climbings cool id like to do it but my upper body is made of wet communion wafer

Golf does have one thing going for it: it’s a sport where it’s ok to drink and smoke while you play it. How many other sports can say the same? Bowling. That’s really it

Darts

My older brother climbs rocks. I dunno. I have dinky forearms for gentle music making. Guitar nails on my right hand. I don’t think I can do it. I want to, my brother loves it, says it’s the best core workout around.

Fair call to darts, I’ll stick with my pinball tho

wait, maybe i didn't mean lob = putting. i meant those shots where someone runs up to the ball after some huge smash by their opponent and then they just barely touch the ball and it just barely goes over the net and its impossible to return. i love those. finesse! touch! more than muscle! i like those players who are good at coming up to the net. it shows courage. omg, tennis is WAY harder than golf. tennis is insane. at least on a pro level.

Finesse touch sure but the tennis players don't spend agonized minutes pacing up and down, trying to work out how best to hit the ball, holding their racket up to work out angles and bevels in the court, asking a ballboy what he thinks, before dinking the ball over the net.

Also, THE YIPS!

... though apparently to do get the yips in other sports, including tennis!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yips

Golf does have one thing going for it: it’s a sport where it’s ok to drink and smoke while you play it. How many other sports can say the same? Bowling. That’s really it

golfers only take so long to putt because they are still trying to catch their breath after walking to the hole.

"if you can smoke and drink while doing it, it isn't a sport"

-Harry Bosch

A bar with Nautilus machines, called Lift’s, surely this must have existed at one point

I was on the golf team in high school, and became somewhat proficient despite all my efforts to not take it seriously. Haven't played in years, nay, decades

There are many p good reasons to find golf hateable. I love to play though and the one and so far only time I shot under par for 18 holes at my local course is without question the greatest achievement of my life and the 10 minute walk home from the 18th green to my house was the happiest I have ever felt about anything I've ever done in my entire life. I'm p sure I will never be that deliriously happy again.

That said I also remember playing with a couple of friends when I was about 12 and when they committed some etiquette faux pas that I managed to avoid a couple of adult members playing behind us shouted at them pointed to me and called out "don't walk over the green, look even the darkie gets it".

Philosophy

is the top of the cereal box