Things You Just Don't Care About

13. what a work of art is about

14. the Beatles and its members

who is president (unless eric b)

16. whether somebody used an apostrophe correctly

17. Straight White Dudes and their Straight White Dude problems.

18.

19. king and queen of country-x visiting your city soon

20. martin scorsese working on several potential future projects with leonardo dicaprio

21. Justin Bieber being sick on stage

22. best chocolate-covered wafer

23. record charts

24. relatively distant family member is having a baby. a babay!

25. what's in fashion

26. this thread

27. meta

28. whining

29. your cynical opinion

30. awesome lifestyle pictures you took with your expensive camera

31. dating website horror stories

32. grizzly bear not rich enough

lolled for truth

33. a list reaching 33, the age that Jesus was allegedly crucified.

34. "Why do YOU care?"

35. people who feel oppressed by things being popular

36. Married people
37. Their fucking spawn.

38. twitter

So?

39. giraffes

that's just wrong

adherence to a rigid midfield formation

european football

40. people moaning about cis-gender stuff, as if it was an inherently bad thing to be. Is it? I dont know.

41. the pathetic howls of my victims

42. foreigners diving

41. the pathetic howls of my victims

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43. Any of this shit.

44. Any of your shit.

45. what goes on a pizza

46. online gaming

47. which console is best

48. Video games.

52. Sequences

49. who i SB

50. Who SBs me.

51. having one for the Gipper

52. Repeating sequences.

53. everything/anything

54. my beliefs

55. the last two posts

56. and the next one

its official. golf is the 51st most difficult game to play. i think its debatable that its harder than cheerleading though. those pyramids are tough!

https://www.espn.com/espn/page2/sportSkills

_yuck others yum_

ban table

its official. golf is the 51st most difficult game to play. i think its debatable that its harder than cheerleading though. those pyramids are tough!

No cricket, no credibility.

In fact, why isn't cricket in that table when rugby is?

"as far as making the cut, well, so did vijay, and he's 61. anyway i simply don't need Moments and analysis from Tiger Woods' round about a dude who finished +16"

Tiger has been making the cut for w4 years, a record. I don't know it's impressive in between all the shaghing and car crashing.

But I get you he is not winning another major.

Golf combines a very masculine ish skill of hitting a ball hard with putting which requires something more zen like. Find that combo unique.

home run hitting/bunting

forehand smash/lob

Big difference between putting in golf and lobbing in tennis. I've got no idea what that baseball term means.

Golf combines a very masculine ish skill of hitting a ball hard with putting which requires something more zen like. Find that combo unique.

analysis of long play as being all about masculine traits would be quickly shut down if were were speaking about tennis or etc imo, its about technique

anyway rock climbings cool id like to do it but my upper body is made of wet communion wafer

Golf does have one thing going for it: it’s a sport where it’s ok to drink and smoke while you play it. How many other sports can say the same? Bowling. That’s really it

Darts

My older brother climbs rocks. I dunno. I have dinky forearms for gentle music making. Guitar nails on my right hand. I don’t think I can do it. I want to, my brother loves it, says it’s the best core workout around.

Fair call to darts, I’ll stick with my pinball tho

wait, maybe i didn't mean lob = putting. i meant those shots where someone runs up to the ball after some huge smash by their opponent and then they just barely touch the ball and it just barely goes over the net and its impossible to return. i love those. finesse! touch! more than muscle! i like those players who are good at coming up to the net. it shows courage. omg, tennis is WAY harder than golf. tennis is insane. at least on a pro level.

Finesse touch sure but the tennis players don't spend agonized minutes pacing up and down, trying to work out how best to hit the ball, holding their racket up to work out angles and bevels in the court, asking a ballboy what he thinks, before dinking the ball over the net.

Also, THE YIPS!

... though apparently to do get the yips in other sports, including tennis!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yips

Golf does have one thing going for it: it’s a sport where it’s ok to drink and smoke while you play it. How many other sports can say the same? Bowling. That’s really it

golfers only take so long to putt because they are still trying to catch their breath after walking to the hole.

"if you can smoke and drink while doing it, it isn't a sport"

-Harry Bosch

A bar with Nautilus machines, called Lift’s, surely this must have existed at one point

I was on the golf team in high school, and became somewhat proficient despite all my efforts to not take it seriously. Haven't played in years, nay, decades

There are many p good reasons to find golf hateable. I love to play though and the one and so far only time I shot under par for 18 holes at my local course is without question the greatest achievement of my life and the 10 minute walk home from the 18th green to my house was the happiest I have ever felt about anything I've ever done in my entire life. I'm p sure I will never be that deliriously happy again.

That said I also remember playing with a couple of friends when I was about 12 and when they committed some etiquette faux pas that I managed to avoid a couple of adult members playing behind us shouted at them pointed to me and called out "don't walk over the green, look even the darkie gets it".

Philosophy

is the top of the cereal box

Whatever Chris Pratt and his wife did to this house they bought which apparently is upsetting the internet enough that I've seen this story 100x today.

https://www.sfgate.com/realestate/article/chris-pratt-katherine-schwarzenegger-demolish-19412355.php

tik tok

x2

^^^

I also don’t care for the conversation around it. is it “bad”? obviously, who cares. it’s for children. better than playing with guns or whatever

also, tumblr, and what people thought about it, and whatever cultural impact it might have had some some people at some time.

and fan fiction, and apparently, "archive of our own". I encounter a lot of people on bluesky (and previously, twitter), and when they start going on about this stuff I immediately think "LAME"

oh speaking of things written in crayon: rap beefs. I thought this stuff was interesting when I was a teenager too — but come on

add to that: drake, and whatever issues he has with anyone else

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/20/entertainment/video/drake-rap-beef-hip-hop-artists-france-digvid

The latest comic book character crossover movie.

Andre 3000, Big Boi

fake designer handbags. fake watches. fake anything.