Jimmy Saville is still alive...

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Well my phrasing was clumsy at least - he was obviously a very real and dangerous guy.

DJ Mooncup (NickB), Thursday, 4 October 2012 09:41 (eleven years ago) link

Anyhow, some of the fallout:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4569604/sir-jimmy-savile-memorial-attacked.html

DJ Mooncup (NickB), Thursday, 4 October 2012 09:48 (eleven years ago) link

I was a bit surprised at all this because I'd heard that necrophilia rumour for so long - a bit jarring to put him into a different (& more real, hurtful) category of foulness.

woof, Thursday, 4 October 2012 10:31 (eleven years ago) link

I mean, how long ago was that Irvine Welsh story? 1994? 1995?

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 4 October 2012 10:38 (eleven years ago) link

1996, fwiw

Mountain Excitement (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 4 October 2012 10:59 (eleven years ago) link

More shocked now by the jewish query than the necrophiliac one.

http://i1088.photobucket.com/albums/i329/yorkshiresky/wasjimmy.jpg

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Thursday, 4 October 2012 11:02 (eleven years ago) link

There's also this Have I Got News For You 'outtake', which I always assumed was fake:

http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/rogerb/jokes/HIGNFY.txt

Matt DC, Thursday, 4 October 2012 11:15 (eleven years ago) link

would be an excellent fake if so

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 4 October 2012 11:20 (eleven years ago) link

Private Eye is going to have an absolute fucking field day with all this by the way.

Matt DC, Thursday, 4 October 2012 11:32 (eleven years ago) link

That transcript is fucking great...shame that HIGNFY is a bit wank these days.

Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, 4 October 2012 11:47 (eleven years ago) link

yeah I just remembered that HIGN thing, it's from like 2001 but iirc was pretty swiftly debunked at the time

please do not post on reddit as reusal often offends (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 4 October 2012 11:47 (eleven years ago) link

yeah pretty sure that hignfy transcript is fake

Trad., Arrrgh (stevie), Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:31 (eleven years ago) link

easily.

Mark G, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:44 (eleven years ago) link

is it pedantic to wish Sun readers knew the difference between paedophiles and ephebophiles?

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:08 (eleven years ago) link

By their own standards, the Sun was for many years the UK's biggest publisher of paedophile porn.

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link

Not all that funny, but you do have to admire the speed people work at these days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGuSqSSmyy0

Proger, Thursday, 4 October 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

xpost true tale..

back whenever, they did a page 3 series for girls *on* their 16th birthday.

Until someone pointed out that all of their models must have done their sessions before they were 'legal' then.

They shut the series immediately.

Mark G, Thursday, 4 October 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

denials from freddie starr:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/oct/05/freddie-starr-denies-girl

also, who is crepey groper of liz kershaw?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/oct/06/dj-liz-kershaw-routinely-groped-bbc

Superphysical Resurrection (NickB), Saturday, 6 October 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

Janet Street-Porter has said publicly that they all knew about it in 1987 when she started at the BBC but she was too junior to do anything about it.

Krishnan Guru-Murphy has just dropped her in it by pointing out she was commissioning editor for youth programming, so not exactly junior and in fact gave him his first job at the Beeb in 1987 hosting a teenage discussion panel. The guest? Jingle Jangle Jewellery Jim himself.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Saturday, 6 October 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

beast b c

tell it to my arse (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 6 October 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

x-post.

Curious to read paedophilia described as a "pet hate".

djh, Saturday, 6 October 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

groper of Liz? the Ha!ry C0rnf14ke?

piscesx, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link

Sandi Toksvig says that apparently her groper is now dead. Don't know about Liz Kerahsw though, unlike her stalker brother.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19887019

DG, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

A girl I used to go out with was a nurse at one of the hospitals Jimbo volunteered at, she said he was creepy creepy creepy, none of the nurses ever wanted to be left alone in the same room as him

― Tom D., Thursday, 14 February 2008 13:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link

Yes, I remembered this quote when relating it to my wife a couple days ago. Forgot who said it though.

Did anyone see the story that was in 'times 'weekend? The original story had people signified by initials: JS, G and F.

JS has now been identified as JimSav, G = Gltter, F has not been named for "legal reasons"

Could that only be because F is still alive? If not.. I think I have a good idea .. and that's all I'm saying I guess...

Mark G, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

F is freddie starr, he tried to take out an injunction, it was overturned, he's been in meltdown denying it ever since.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2214785/Freddie-Starr-forced-admit-mistaken-TV-footage-unearthed-1974.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

joe, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

Ah, that's OK then..

Mark G, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

can't believe you could even picture Fanny Craddock doing that tbh

Real England

Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

His gravestone (which they are now going to remove) is something else, check out the poem on the left hand side:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02364/s_2364168b.jpg

my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 07:44 (eleven years ago) link

The Jim'll Fix It and Top Of The Pops presenter was buried in a gold coffin at a 45-degree angle at the cemetery, facing the sea, at his own request.

The coffin was later encased in concrete as a "security measure" amid speculation about its contents.

good luck seeing the sea through the concrete and the security cordon there jim

Superphysical Resurrection (NickB), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 07:51 (eleven years ago) link

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01587/jimmy-saville4_1587589a.jpg

"And I ask that you remember me
And always - with a smile"

Superphysical Resurrection (NickB), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 07:52 (eleven years ago) link

The coffin was later encased in concrete

Like radioactive waste? How long is the half-life of a pedo?

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:01 (eleven years ago) link

they spelled chieftain wrong, unless they meant he was "chief tan" due to his sunbed face. or it's some localised scots spelling.

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:25 (eleven years ago) link

paedophilia - "it was good while it lasted"

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:25 (eleven years ago) link

okay got a new dn

His avid reading taught him things before he had not found (stevie), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:28 (eleven years ago) link

"It was good while it lasted. Then she reached puberty."

That second picture of the headstone looks like someone flasher-mac-ing the mourners.

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:31 (eleven years ago) link

"the first guy who presented back in 1964, the very first totp and went on to so much more."

doesn't really scan

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:33 (eleven years ago) link

<3 shit death poetry and that example is almost McGonagall-esque. kudos to the Savile family and/or estate

it's the Suede/Denim secret police/they have come for your 90s niece (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:33 (eleven years ago) link

I'm sure that if people stare at it long enough, some kind of wordsearch style hidden message will appear, like

       H.E.
W.A.S
A.
P.E.D.O.

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:37 (eleven years ago) link

"little sisters of the poor"?

thomasintrouble, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:39 (eleven years ago) link

Don't want to know what's going on out of frame in that picture.

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:48 (eleven years ago) link

he was an ephebophile, not a paedo, not that it matters much

my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:50 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-19893373

"We've taken it back to our yard in Leeds. We'll grind the inscription off and we will dispose of the memorial. It'll be broken up and just go to landfill,"

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 09:28 (eleven years ago) link

that poem is jaw dropping, decades before any of this came out the idea of the miserable old sod being a 'friend to all' was laughable. he always came across as an icy passive aggresive nutbag.

piscesx, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 09:49 (eleven years ago) link

looking forward to the exhumation of the body and his head being paraded on a stick at the front of a howling mob

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:01 (eleven years ago) link

before we offer up the mouldy corpse as a sacrifice to appease the god of Ver Kiddies

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:02 (eleven years ago) link


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