ROLLING HARDMAN THREAD 2009

Snuffleupagus: The Original Sockpuppet

(Actually, that would be Lambchop.)

btw lib how do u feel abt tom turning on u here - obv dan perry and abbott is a pretty exclusive club - but up until now hes considered u an unequivocal bro - tho prob somewhat because he couldnt use his classic this is not a democracy why dont u code yr own message bord zing on u - anyway how u dealing w/this

I still think Tom can be really funny, but the dude was not cut out to be an administrator of people rather than computers. I think he needs more lols and less arrghs in his life and ILX is obv a source of arrghs for him right now.

I hate to toot my own as they say but

Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Cookie Monster for you?

is quite obv superior.

yah thats what i always tell him hang up the badge and we can do lolz again bro

i really think big bird works best tho cause it implies attentive instruction

otm. cookie monster can't teach you shit.

http://www.jdmfilmreviews.com/images/the-chase-poster1.jpg

^^ one for the film buffs

My Sesame St. education is probably lacking, because I don't remember BB ever being like a teacher dude. He just seemed like an XXL bro you liked to have around when getting ready to pour one out but otherwise in waking sober hours just kind of a buffoon. (xps)

big bird taught mostly through the socratic method which its true wasnt really toms intention

big bird is just perfect

Peripatetic OTMs.

in that sentence I mean, tho the bird himself is quite fine

"quite fine"

tombot, earlier this week:

http://www.herecomestheboss.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bigbird.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/2qu5jle.gif

http://img.iht.com/images/2009/01/28/28daba-pic.550.jpg
^^^wouldn't fuck any of these hideous bitchez with gabbneb's dick

― Courtney Love's Jew Loan Officer (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, January 28, 2009 7:11 PM

he grab it instantly xp

watch me crank that tombot and big bird that ho

^^^ I was thinking EXACTLY that when I read it but I was too scared to photoshop it.

http://img.iht.com/images/2009/01/28/28daba-pic.550.jpg

i would have sex with all this white girls

with your dick or gabbnebs

mine

gabbneb and his dick need to come in from the cold imo

hey youre back!

hi :)

i trust gabbneb has also benefitted from the mods' gesture of goodwill, someone should tell him maybe

o hes already back accusing people of be jealous of him

not as a hardman

oh fuck me

way to keep the meta shit off of 77, dudes.

― chaki

<3

man posts like that make me miss old tombot :( rip big bot man

Commonly used phrases that make you pass negative judgement on someone

"Cool beans"

― Local Garda, Thursday, 18 June 2009 16:55 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"Shits and giggles"

― Local Garda, Thursday, 18 June 2009 16:56 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

once, i said "cool beans" and this annoying guy told me to never say that to him again, and i told him to fuck off

― surm, Thursday, 18 June 2009 16:56 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and never spoke to him again.

― surm, Thursday, 18 June 2009 16:56 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

<3

man this is a classic thread i'd forgotten these halcyon days

I miss TOMBOT ;_;

ilx used to be so amazing post 12/1 am eastern

- gershy revives
- tombot drunk modding and general hardmanning (i caught plenty of shrapnel but it was all good)
- rox posting from work

http://mitpress.mit.edu/images/products/books/0262692260-f30.jpg

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/recruiting/player-Trett-Hardman-88325;_ylt=AsXAcPShnHnrzuw2FEqPxxFHPZB4

lol @ that guy! worth the copy & paste for the photo imo.

a 6'3 10 year old, this is where we're going now.

btw if you click the link it works - dunno why it got cut off but you don't actually need to c&p

chelives1986 (9:55:18 PM): i want beef jerky x 10 right now
roxymuzak (9:58:26 PM): 10 beef jerkies or your desire is the size of 10 normal desires
roxymuzak (9:58:33 PM): clarification needed
chelives1986 (10:01:06 PM): i have the beef jerky desire of 10 macho men randy savages
roxymuzak (10:01:11 PM): !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
roxymuzak (10:01:19 PM): diagnosis: you gotta get that jerky
chelives1986 (10:01:19 PM): ohhhhhhhhh yeah

dude chelives1986 is the best shit i've ever seen in my life. as someone who already had a healthy respect for the h00z, i love you even more than ever.

also: get the fuckin jerky.

10*want(jerky,HOOS)

haha ian that was a c/p from like january of this year i assure you my man

jerky got got

yeah brother

hahaha. now i want jerky tbh.

settling for jalapeno flavored kettle chips.