One Direction - is this a legit new threat wrt to a new boy band invasion? y/n

new single is boring

All of their singles are boring.

Last month the new single was apparently the most preorderd single in the history of itunes (or something like that) After two days on sale here in the UK it's already fallen to number three behind Rihanna and Gangnam Style. It's really strange that they're supposed to be the biggest band around but they just don't sell that many records here.

oh god I thought this band was actually One Republic

it's too late to apologize

it took me months to realize that their name was "One Direction" as 2 words and not "OneDirection" running together because it reminded me so much of "OneRepublic"

My daughter's 9 year old friend can't stop talking about them.

now zayn i can get into

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, October 1, 2012 3:15 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I hope a massive anvil falls from the sky and crushes Harry Styles smug fucking face.

crazy crazy crazy!

xp
cool fantasy bro

it took me months to realize that their name was "One Direction" as 2 words

In the UK we call them Wand Erection.

I've called them 'One Dimensional' from the off.

clever

we really haven't discussed this? http://tomorrowthemag.com/articles/slash-and-burn

Ship Happens

fascinating story, seriously

i first posted this in the best music writing thread but for the sake of completeness it belongs here too

http://oneweekoneband.tumblr.com/post/38958539772/one-direction-little-things-did-you-know-that

Isabel rules

I also liked this tumblr post from Sabrina http://onedirectionstraighttohell.tumblr.com/post/21064929759/right-so-i-saw-this-message-this-morning-when-i

love that OWOB piece. OWOB has been really good in making me read stuff about bands/artists I couldn't care less about.

Wish I cared about One Direction tbh, but they look too young for me to ever find attractive, and their songs well... zzzzz. Can't even muster the ~outrage~ abt those supposedly misogynist songs.

this new single. oh my god.

this new single = i have finally cracked and installed tumblr savior. TOO MANY GIFS.

i mean, i'm happy for everyone, it's a good song, it's almost as good as 'hip to hip' by V, but i'm not up to all that capslock feels shit right now.

there's something about that song I can't quite place - the way it stumbles along - that reminds me of the slight awkwardness to 'More Than Words'...? even though I suppose it's structured conventionally enough

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8522/8520551784_66a6bc3b97.jpg

I can never remember the names of the other two (Louie and Niall). Also that picture subtly illustrates the five members' relative status in the group.

The top says "ONE DIRECTION buried in the sand". It's on a lakefront mural that gets repainted every year. Last year someone painted a mermaid with what I can only imagine is a Rihanna head.
http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5071/6913235804_6418a21c3e.jpg

I always knew Rihanna was a mermaid

Louis is the only one I care about

I sat in a cafe a couple days ago watching Czech MTV and when One Direction "Kiss You" came on, in the context of Three Days Grace vids and w/e, it was like a manga come to life. Is 1D a secret K-pop band? It was very sweet.

Which one is Louis?

The gay one

Paul Morley prefers Harry Styles to Jake Bugg.

I had to google all three of those names just now

mrrrr that was an annoying article tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o63lcWu6kY

Paul Morley otm

Paul Morley's just trolling really, but that's cool. It is kind of annoying that the people most likely to whinge about One Direction hold up the likes of Jake Bugg as somehow in opposition to them. Bugg's obviously talented - or as much as a teenager in hock to a very narrow idea of the possibilities of song can be said to be talented - and might potentially one day do something interesting, though now that the Noel Gallagher crowd has its weight behind him I doubt it.

One Direction obviously have nothing to do with music as we know it, but in these times when charts don't matter and TV doesn't matter and everyone is basically following their own noses in terms of listening, who gives a shit? The only times I even notice One Direction is in Morley-style pieces and when I see their posters and calendars all over the place in high-street headphone shops that will soon be closed for good.

If I were Harry Styles - who I guess isn't seriously into any kind of music at all and doesn't dream of making the perfect 45 or anything - I'm sure any criticism that I was fake and manufactured would be easily brushed off in the context of my (presumably) making loads and loads of non-fake money and shagging loads and loads of very real lassies. (No doubt Jake Bugg is enjoying these things too, though more solemnly.)

Styles' X Factor audition, as a solo artists (the whole band auditioned as solo artists and Cowell had the masterful sense to put them together) it was as an 'authentic' 'alternative' 'rock' singer, actually.

He auditioned with Stevie Wonder's Isn't She Lovely, which is kinda cool but hardly signifies 'authentic', 'alternative' or 'rock'.

(No doubt Jake Bugg is enjoying these things too, though more solemnly.)

Amazing

<i>If I were Harry Styles - who I guess isn't seriously into any kind of music at all...</i>

that is kind of a wildly presumptuous statement to make about almost anyone, much less someone who is actually in the music industry

He was in a band called White Eskimo before auditioning for X-Factor, IIRC. Still, I think Niall may have been the most *musically* driven before joining the band.

Cowell had the masterful sense to put them together

Or Nicole Scherzinger did, if you ask her.

Which one is Louis?

― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Saturday, March 2, 2013 10:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The gay one

― approx. david bowie (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, March 2, 2013 10:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lotta rumors (and, as a consequence, slash-fic) about Louis & Harry, tbh.

I think it's an unfair assumption based on judgments about the type of music they make and where that music finds an audience to presume they themselves don't care about any kind of music at all. Also, in what way *should* they care and why? As a group whose average age is probably not even 20, I'm not sure what kinds of concerns or opinions about music any of them are supposed to have that would satisfy a guy like Morley or why they should be concerned with doing that in the first place.

Louis is easily my favourite member. Anyone who can go through the live shows on X Factor without singing a single note on stage deserves some kind of credit. His audition was the only time I actually heard him sing, his vocal was quite something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAs5Ei6Bfms

Also his grinning face when he mimes along with Harry at the judges houses is classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5UQD61Tg3E

Harry strikes me as one of those guys who *would* care about whether other people think he is authentic or not.

The group has a "egomaniac annexes four nice guys who have yet to realize what has happened" vibe to me.

If I were Harry Styles - who I guess isn't seriously into any kind of music at all...

that is kind of a wildly presumptuous statement to make about almost anyone, much less someone who is actually in the music industry

The "Harry's House" playlist on Spotify:

Jay-Z - 99 Problems
Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River
Rolling Stones - Satisfaction
Queen - Don't Stop Me Now
Daniel Powter - Bad Day
Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling
Justin Timberlake - SexyBack
Michael Jackson - Thriller
Toploader - Dancing In The Moonlight

yes, you're right, people who like songs that are popular are not as seriously into music as you.

One Direction obviously have nothing to do with music as we know it

raised an eyebrow, thought "ooh here we go"

If I were Harry Styles - who I guess isn't seriously into any kind of music at all and doesn't dream of making the perfect 45 or anything -

BOOM - lolled a little, not as great as it could've been, entry level trollery imo