if an ilx beef threatens to take over a perfectly innocent thread you can politely direct people here.

what a fucking jerk

There is such a thing as context.

Nah that wasn't that bad.

"body", max?

if some of you young'ns tell me you don't know what "bodied" means I am gonna cry into my fucking Miralax

"balls", aero?

love bodies

and balls!

I'm familiar with Get Me Bodied, but even then, I'm not so sure.

*smells controversy* *poops*

wait are these beefs about tv shows?

who the hell knows

let's say no

btw i never ascribed most/any of those attributes to mel until that "defense" of her.

beef is a construct of one, maybe two posters (if they are in fact two different posters) mind so god only knows what they're about other than having had a difficult time in high school and the world not realizing how special you are despite however many facebook macros you might post letting them know.

As a psychologist, your quack psychology is hilarious to me. But do go on and enlighten me about my neuroses.

"BEEF IS A CONSTRUCT OF ONE" is my new bumper sticker

as a biologist a psychologist taking blind stabs in the dark and expecting ppl to take it seriously is hilarious to me.

Turangalia, you didn't defend Melissa. You accused Nicole of being dangerous.

as a nuclear physicist I declare this thread the bomb

If you don't want people to assume you're out of your gourd, don't announce dramatic assumptions based on the fact that some posters aren't nice to your friend

lmao xp

Okay, I didn't really need that defense Sal, and I don't really need the rest of this thread either. Please just let the thread die. :|

xxp aren't you actually the overglorified male ani difranco idk I could be wrong

well you're definitely not the white knight anymore, don't worry about that

man, which thread do we direct people to now?

I was referring to musical luminary $teven Ty1er

xposting of you're friends request for this to end to make an irl zing, what a pal

shit just got heated

jesus fuck

a) - let's stop calling out people by name, googleproofed or not
b) - everybody take a deep breath
c) - if a and b are not done, i'm locking this fucker
d) - HARDMOD

xposting over your friend's request for this to end to make an irl zing, what a pal

(shit's not so heated i don't want to correct my typos)

Three cheers for hardmod!

e) - ♫ moooooon river ♫

I am the female weezy

i am a wheezing female

i don't even know if we're being heated anymore

wait, we let forks be a mod now? I can never keep track of who the mods are, need a list to make sure I don't diss them as often

i declare this thread *lets out a long feminine wheeze*

IT'S WAR DUDE
http://www.britishbattles.com/first-afghan-war/kabul-gandamak/afghan-war.jpg

there used to be a mod list, didn't there?

forks do you object to the idea/existence of this thread? like should we keep making new versions of this thread whenever one gets a little hairy and you decide it should be locked? seems weird.

can we all just have a suggest ban thread to post in, remember those

1. shitfinger
2. forksclovetofu

^ mod list

that shitfinger, always slipping between the cracks

don't object to idea/existence of thread but if people are screaming at each other, it becomes a "this is why we can't have nice things" issue and ahma flip the table and deuces (no shitfinger)

can we all agree to use this thread for the purpose outlined in its title, and not to publicize beefs that a wider community hadn't heard of or understands.

well based on how threads work i think this thread is ultimately responsible for the production of more beef, not a beef siphon

goole otm