why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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LIKE...if Jesus is a vagina in your heart.

scott seward, Friday, 28 September 2012 12:43 (eleven years ago) link

LIKE... if you have no idea where the heart is on a chest Xray.
Netter 3:16

Plasmon, Friday, 28 September 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

I totally did not get that "like" was a mandative verb the first few times I read that. "Like, if you have Jesus in your heart..." If I have Jesus in my heart WHAT?

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 September 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

1 corinthians 3:16 smoke weed everyday

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 28 September 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

that's the part that talks about jah rastafari

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 September 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

Wait is "Colossians" a real book of the bible?

the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Friday, 28 September 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epistle_to_the_Colossians

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Friday, 28 September 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

Gift, keeps on giving:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/398440_538489562843397_645930741_n.jpg

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 28 September 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/251040_10101723560682396_1600828577_n.jpg

Being able to post these things to this thread is the only thing that keeps me sane sometimes.

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:26 (eleven years ago) link

the "giving a fuck" well has to run dry at some point, right?

these wilburys taste like wilburys (donna rouge), Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:44 (eleven years ago) link

Apparently not!

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

At least 12 times in little Jimmy's life someone gave a fuck.

nickn, Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link

No way. He built those.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

seriously though i have way less of a problem with give-a-fuck memes when they stay in the goddamn active voice. "not one fuck was given" is just AWFUL - - - dunno when exactly the passive voice became the property of nerds-turned-brassy-extroverts but it makes me cringe every time

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

you have been giving too many fucks about this

mookieproof, Saturday, 29 September 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIQWRHJq_kE

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 29 September 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link

Wait is "Colossians" a real book of the bible?

― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Friday, September 28, 2012 11:28 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

alienated irl people by laughing out loud at this at a party, as a result alienated myself

the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Saturday, 29 September 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link

worst part: no one asked if im ok

the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Saturday, 29 September 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link

I like the idea of a book of the bible devoted to giants

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Saturday, 29 September 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/321285-197573-colossus_super.jpg

apocryphal book where colossus comes to earth, fights goliath, teaches the indians how to read

j., Saturday, 29 September 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link

dies of the legacy virus :(

Mordy, Saturday, 29 September 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link

And God saw that they were lol hueg

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Saturday, 29 September 2012 03:38 (eleven years ago) link

dies of the legacy virus :(

― Mordy, Friday, September 28, 2012 11:23 PM Bookmark

http://comicdomwrecks.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/colossusreturn.jpg?w=630

But now Colossus has been raised from the dead, the first fruits of those who are intangible.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 29 September 2012 04:14 (eleven years ago) link

Would make a good sticker for the mirror in your car

DJ Mooncup (NickB), Saturday, 29 September 2012 09:27 (eleven years ago) link

I love how hard it is to tell if some of these are parodies.

Øystein, Saturday, 29 September 2012 09:30 (eleven years ago) link

oh mannnn if only i'd known i would have saved that twin peaks jpeg for "friendship set on fire"

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 29 September 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/408842_479248188762864_270416557_n.jpg

making matters worse isn't this just a dumbed down version of a PBF comic

zachylon (zachlyon), Saturday, 29 September 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF248-Transmission.jpg

zachylon (zachlyon), Saturday, 29 September 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link

required 12 frames imho

lag∞n, Saturday, 29 September 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

just noticed moon is saying JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IS CONTAGIOUS

zachylon (zachlyon), Sunday, 30 September 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

never noticed that cool skull in that painting, junkies are badass

Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Sunday, 30 September 2012 12:17 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ nunchucks

kinder, Sunday, 30 September 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link

tiger heads are one of the few naturally occurring perfect spheres in nature

let's get the banned back together (schlump), Sunday, 30 September 2012 17:14 (eleven years ago) link

Namaste Cafe

Mordy, Sunday, 30 September 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

threatening

the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Sunday, 30 September 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

wow new levels of whiny passive aggression with that one

Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Sunday, 30 September 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

I can't even imagine being able to have feelings this complicated.

the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Sunday, 30 September 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/bUPov.jpg

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 30 September 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

that's worth recording on parchment

Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 30 September 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

is that supposed to be in the style of a 18th century colonial tax decree

clouds, Sunday, 30 September 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

Bitches aint fhit but hoes and trickes

Bananaman Begins, Sunday, 30 September 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link


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