(afaik I've never been to ohio, maybe I blacked out and married a S4brina there)
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link
The landlord in Oakland has been commiserating about some lousy tenants. They feel bad about putting a lien on this couple's rental because the guy's fought in Iraq and is supposedly waiting for another big payment from Uncle Sam. Meanwhile, the other leasors bring up the point that the vet has a new boat and a brand new truck in his driveway. So much hand-wringing.
― pplains, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
Hello cheeseman12,
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― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
note: whoever cheeseman is, he has signed up for a lot of game sites with the wrong email
cheeseman12 you rascal
― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 September 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link
This might be the first time you’ll get excited about your car getting a ticket. Because right now, we’ll give you a free movie ticket when you bring your 2008 KIA Rio in for an oil change.
Just print out the enclosed coupon and bring it in before December 31, 2012 to see a movie on us.
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
woke up to a whole load of these this morning between people who share the Fizzles family name:
hey my dears,so I am run over by a big train - well that's what it feels like at least. Man those first two days were tiring! Sign this here, do this, do that,... and I am just standing there not knowing the administratives etc. at all.Man I feel like a total looser but everyone is really nice and I think I will adapt at some point.Hope you guys are doing well.I love you,K
so I am run over by a big train - well that's what it feels like at least. Man those first two days were tiring! Sign this here, do this, do that,... and I am just standing there not knowing the administratives etc. at all.Man I feel like a total looser but everyone is really nice and I think I will adapt at some point.
Hope you guys are doing well.
I love you,
K
What part of “Sack up” did you not understand? Jeez. You’ll be fine.
You will be absolutely FINE...better than fine!!! I have every faith in you...just don't kill anybody :-)) (Just trying to get a laugh out of you!)
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
i feel bad about posting those now. they seem like a nice bunch. it was just strange waking up glimpsing an entire community of alternate universe doppelgangers (one of them shared my mum's name as well).
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
Each one of these dudes has the same government first and last name:
http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/bakers.jpg
Makes me feel not-so-unique.
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
Wait, I think #5 and #6 are the same.
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
People with yr name like beards.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
seriously, what the hell.
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
which one of you dicks signed me up for Americans For Prosperity
― Technology of the Big Muff (DJP), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
apparently i have a son under 13 who has registered for an nfl fantasy league
― caek, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
congratulations
― Technology of the Big Muff (DJP), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
Jason wants to add me on MSN messenger`
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
Just wanted to let you know I'm feeling under the weather and won't be in class tonight.
-Brian
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:41 (eleven years ago) link
Hope you feel better, Brian. You might want to tell your instructor though.
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:42 (eleven years ago) link
I keep getting order confirmations from a bottled water company and the name on the account is (not this but close) Joyce Bermstrong which, aside from the initials, is not even close to my name/email address. Does Joyce have no concept of how to spell her last name? Was she just like "They want an email, I'll just put in jbirdch✧✧✧@whate✧✧✧.c✧✧, yeah that's good"? idgi
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
Ha it redacted my awesome phonetically similar email address - jbirdchest.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 00:17 (eleven years ago) link
Hi Mike,
I am reaching out to see if you can put a great word in for me with J4son Sp4cek? I was told he is doing the purchasing for signage like the samples below we have done. Any help would be appreciated.
Thank you Mike
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 14:29 (eleven years ago) link
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― 乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link
How weird is that there's another guy out there named 乒乓?
― pplains, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link
it looks like eyes
― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
I have been getting misdirected text messages lately."hey this tryna. I was just letting u know we are at the game room already"Want to believe the name is pronounced try-na
― Trip Maker, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
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Dear MH,
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― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
mr lube's reflective halloween bag
Got an e-mail from The Sartorialist's PA today telling me he was going to Korea and asking if i could rearrange his signing for another time.
― Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
lube it up
― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
Fellow Catholic,
Tomorrow it will be just you and your conscience in the voting booth.
We live in a country that invests so much responsibility in the individual. And we used to live in a country that had so much respect for the rights of the individual.
But those rights, especially the rights of conscience are under attack. Employers are now told to check their religious beliefs at the door of their offices, the government wants to tell churches who they can hire and fire, charities are forced to choose between crippling fines or serving the poor with integrity.
No one should be forced to choose between their livelihood or their conscience. No one should get between you and YOUR conscience.
When you vote tomorrow, vote your conscience.
― d-_-b (mh), Monday, 5 November 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/kingdom-hearts-3d-dream-drop-distance/thumb/6/6a/3999Jiminy_Cricket.jpg/228px-3999Jiminy_Cricket.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 5 November 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
The Habit of Being: Letters of Flannery O'Connor
― Eccsame the Photon Guys (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 5 November 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link
charities are forced to choose between crippling fines or serving the poor with integrity
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 5 November 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link
Being Catholic, they seek redemption by suffering through the crippling fines. You can't offer a choice like that to Catholics. It's not fair!
― Eccsame the Photon Guys (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 5 November 2012 23:44 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 5 November 2012 23:45 (eleven years ago) link
Just testing, I would like a UofM football jersey for when they hold “where your favorite team jersey to work days”, I prefer the white background with Blue and Yellow letters to the Blue Background with Maze letters. Size XL. They make three different prices, the official jersey is over $150 and I don’t need one of those, then they have a more expensive replica for around $70-80 and a less expensive replica for around $50. I like the one in the middle, the more expensive replica. I know I’m asking a Pitt chick for a Wolverine Jersey, but I am a UofM alumni, so I think it’s OK. You could/should do this together with a sister if you do this. Obviously one of your sisters has easy access to shop for one of these. Also, on my list, iTunes gift cards (make sure Mom get’s me one). I also always like ¼ zip cotton sweaters or ¼ zip fleece (if you get fleece, I really like the Eddie Bauer First Ascent ¼ zip fleece). Size XL. mophie juice pack powerstation® duo –go to www.mophie.com, this is a rechargeable portable battery that can be used to recharge an iPad or iPhone when you don’t have access to a power outlet. It’s about $100.00. The only easy way to get one of these is online, the apple store carries some models, but usually they have the phone case/battery packs which I don’ t because they make the phone too big. I could use another fleece shirt, or extra thick flannel shirt, in XL, I wear these like a jacket over other stuff You can share this with your sisters and mom. By the way, I already ordered a case for my iPhone 5 for Mom to give me, so I don’t need phone case. St3ve illiamsGlobal Truck Portfolio Directore-mail:
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― caek, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
NEWCHAA BasketballInboxx 10:36 AM (8 minutes ago)
to me Coach Drake,
I am sorry to tell you that I will not be able to play tonights game against Appleton. My ankle is completely swollen from yesterdays practice. I will try to be there to route for the girls and you guys. God Bless and go Eagles!!!
Daniel
― D-40, Friday, 7 December 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://f.cl.ly/items/173c2o1e3L2S1k2n232Z/Screen%20Shot%202012-12-12%20at%209.40.54%20AM.png
― max, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link
wow, getting an email from argos seems bizarrely anachronistic to me. i have been exiled from the homeland too long.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link
some poor max in england wont know that his skylanders giants single giant figure - hothead is awaiting for him in weymouth
― max, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
maybe someone bought if for you as a gift?
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
i just called one of these dudes on the phone. he was cool.
― caek, Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
auto quotes from multiple insurers just arrived in my email
no idea who Antw4n is, but he has a 1991 Pontiac Bonneville and is getting quoted between $900 and $2k for six months of auto insurance. sheesh.
― mh, Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
Sweet car.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
I know, right? I would think they'd be cutting him a better rate than that. I think he's somewhere near NYC, though.
― mh, Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
Latest batch for me is some random baptist church in the US. And a lady who says shes just finished preparing my horoscope but that could just be a spam gmail didnt catch (its got a bit crap at filtering spam of late)
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Friday, 11 January 2013 01:48 (eleven years ago) link
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― 乒乓, Sunday, 13 January 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
6) How do we (The Association) protect ourselves in the future, if the family inherits a home from a deceased homeowner, and refuses to pay the “maintenance fees”? (According to the Restrictive Covenant’s after the appropriate notices, a lien can still be filed against the property and if not paid in due time, the property then can be auctioned at the court house.) Is this correct? Note: There are currently 3 or 4 houses setting vacated that could fall into the above situation!
(emphasis from original email.)
― pplains, Sunday, 13 January 2013 02:37 (eleven years ago) link
Janet,
I want to thank you for talking with me and reviewing the attached information The attachment I have included should give you a better understanding of the Jaycee's and some insight to the children we will be sponsoring again this year. Thank you again for reviewing this and any aid deemed worthy!! I will follow up with you early next week and again I want to thank you for looking this over.
God Bless & Happy New YearKim
― bertrim hapaz (anky), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 23:14 (eleven years ago) link