Misdirected emails

Dear S4brina Harper,

During our monthly customer records update we noticed that you may have missed some of the recommended maintenance specific to your vehicle. Our experience has shown that routine maintenance can help prevent future costly repairs.

Ha, is s@brin@ your middle name?

not even, this is for a car place in Ohio

(afaik I've never been to ohio, maybe I blacked out and married a S4brina there)

The landlord in Oakland has been commiserating about some lousy tenants. They feel bad about putting a lien on this couple's rental because the guy's fought in Iraq and is supposedly waiting for another big payment from Uncle Sam. Meanwhile, the other leasors bring up the point that the vet has a new boat and a brand new truck in his driveway. So much hand-wringing.

Hello cheeseman12,

Do you know about the TOP GAMERS CLUB (TGC) and its many premium advantages?

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Members are privy to regular TGC Newsletters, complete with top-notch updates like: yet-to-be-released info, free in-game items and much more. Not to mention, all Top Gamers can contact the TGC Team directly with problems and questions.

The best of all? Membership is free, non-binding and completely without obligations.

note: whoever cheeseman is, he has signed up for a lot of game sites with the wrong email

cheeseman12 you rascal

This might be the first time you’ll get excited about your car getting a ticket. Because right now, we’ll give you a free movie ticket when you bring your 2008 KIA Rio in for an oil change.

Just print out the enclosed coupon and bring it in before December 31, 2012 to see a movie on us.

woke up to a whole load of these this morning between people who share the Fizzles family name:

hey my dears,

so I am run over by a big train - well that's what it feels like at least. Man those first two days were tiring! Sign this here, do this, do that,... and I am just standing there not knowing the administratives etc. at all.
Man I feel like a total looser but everyone is really nice and I think I will adapt at some point.

Hope you guys are doing well.

I love you,

K

What part of “Sack up” did you not understand?

Jeez.

You’ll be fine.

You will be absolutely FINE...better than fine!!! I have every faith in you...just don't kill anybody :-)) (Just trying to get a laugh out of you!)

i feel bad about posting those now. they seem like a nice bunch. it was just strange waking up glimpsing an entire community of alternate universe doppelgangers (one of them shared my mum's name as well).

Each one of these dudes has the same government first and last name:

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Makes me feel not-so-unique.

Wait, I think #5 and #6 are the same.

People with yr name like beards.

seriously, what the hell.

which one of you dicks signed me up for Americans For Prosperity

apparently i have a son under 13 who has registered for an nfl fantasy league

congratulations

Jason wants to add me on MSN messenger`

Just wanted to let you know I'm feeling under the weather and won't be in class tonight.

-Brian

Hope you feel better, Brian. You might want to tell your instructor though.

I keep getting order confirmations from a bottled water company and the name on the account is (not this but close) Joyce Bermstrong which, aside from the initials, is not even close to my name/email address. Does Joyce have no concept of how to spell her last name? Was she just like "They want an email, I'll just put in jbirdch✧✧✧@whate✧✧✧.c✧✧, yeah that's good"? idgi

Ha it redacted my awesome phonetically similar email address - jbirdchest.

Hi Mike,

I am reaching out to see if you can put a great word in for me with J4son Sp4cek? I was told he is doing the purchasing for signage like the samples below we have done. Any help would be appreciated.

Thank you Mike

Thank you for your recent stay at Sheraton Shanghai Hongkou Hotel, where you checked out on 2012-10-13. We know you have a choice in your travel and appreciate your business. As a Starwood Preferred Guest (SPG) Preferred member, you are a highly valued guest and we appreciate your loyalty.

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How weird is that there's another guy out there named 乒乓?

it looks like eyes

I have been getting misdirected text messages lately.
"hey this tryna. I was just letting u know we are at the game room already"
Want to believe the name is pronounced try-na

From: Mr. Lube

Dear MH,

The spookiest night of the year is almost here! But before you carve pumpkins and sort out costumes, be sure to stop by Mr. Lube for a free, reflective Halloween bag*. It’s got plenty of room for candy and will help keep your little ones safe when they head out trick or treating.

Have a safe and happy Halloween!

You are receiving this email because you are a member of the Mr. Lube Club (registered via license plate XXXXXXX) and have opted to receive emails from Mr. Lube. If you prefer not to receive emails from Mr. Lube at this address, please unsubscribe here.

mr lube's reflective halloween bag

Got an e-mail from The Sartorialist's PA today telling me he was going to Korea and asking if i could rearrange his signing for another time.

lube it up

Fellow Catholic,

Tomorrow it will be just you and your conscience in the voting booth.

We live in a country that invests so much responsibility in the individual. And we used to live in a country that had so much respect for the rights of the individual.

But those rights, especially the rights of conscience are under attack. Employers are now told to check their religious beliefs at the door of their offices, the government wants to tell churches who they can hire and fire, charities are forced to choose between crippling fines or serving the poor with integrity.

No one should be forced to choose between their livelihood or their conscience. No one should get between you and YOUR conscience.

When you vote tomorrow, vote your conscience.

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The Habit of Being: Letters of Flannery O'Connor

charities are forced to choose between crippling fines or serving the poor with integrity

Being Catholic, they seek redemption by suffering through the crippling fines. You can't offer a choice like that to Catholics. It's not fair!

lol

Just testing, I would like a UofM football jersey for when they hold “where your favorite team jersey to work days”, I prefer the white background with Blue and Yellow letters to the Blue Background with Maze letters. Size XL. They make three different prices, the official jersey is over $150 and I don’t need one of those, then they have a more expensive replica for around $70-80 and a less expensive replica for around $50. I like the one in the middle, the more expensive replica. I know I’m asking a Pitt chick for a Wolverine Jersey, but I am a UofM alumni, so I think it’s OK. You could/should do this together with a sister if you do this. Obviously one of your sisters has easy access to shop for one of these.

Also, on my list, iTunes gift cards (make sure Mom get’s me one).

I also always like ¼ zip cotton sweaters or ¼ zip fleece (if you get fleece, I really like the Eddie Bauer First Ascent ¼ zip fleece). Size XL.

mophie juice pack powerstation® duo –go to www.mophie.com, this is a rechargeable portable battery that can be used to recharge an iPad or iPhone when you don’t have access to a power outlet. It’s about $100.00. The only easy way to get one of these is online, the apple store carries some models, but usually they have the phone case/battery packs which I don’ t because they make the phone too big.

I could use another fleece shirt, or extra thick flannel shirt, in XL, I wear these like a jacket over other stuff

You can share this with your sisters and mom.

By the way, I already ordered a case for my iPhone 5 for Mom to give me, so I don’t need phone case.

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lol

NEWCHAA Basketball
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to me
Coach Drake,

I am sorry to tell you that I will not be able to play tonights game against Appleton. My ankle is completely swollen from yesterdays practice. I will try to be there to route for the girls and you guys. God Bless and go Eagles!!!

Daniel

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lol

wow, getting an email from argos seems bizarrely anachronistic to me. i have been exiled from the homeland too long.

some poor max in england wont know that his skylanders giants single giant figure - hothead is awaiting for him in weymouth

maybe someone bought if for you as a gift?

i just called one of these dudes on the phone. he was cool.

auto quotes from multiple insurers just arrived in my email

no idea who Antw4n is, but he has a 1991 Pontiac Bonneville and is getting quoted between $900 and $2k for six months of auto insurance. sheesh.

Sweet car.

I know, right? I would think they'd be cutting him a better rate than that. I think he's somewhere near NYC, though.

Latest batch for me is some random baptist church in the US. And a lady who says shes just finished preparing my horoscope but that could just be a spam gmail didnt catch (its got a bit crap at filtering spam of late)