Mayonnaise is an essential ingredient in potato salad - omitting it would be like leaving out the chives.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
actually there are many styles of potato salad and guess which ones actually taste good, if you said "the ones without mayonnaise" then you are a potato champion
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
^^^ otm!!no mayo on my tato
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
"You know what's good? Pouring yourself your first cup of coffee in the morning and adding a dollop of mayo"
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
yeah miracle whip is up there with cool whip as far as gross things go
― the late great, Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
how you gonna make jello salad w/o cool whip
nb I will never eat a jello salad again in my life
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
cool whip is fantastic
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://delicious-cooks.com/data_images/recipes_01/fruit-salad-ambrosia-style/fruit-salad-ambrosia-style-06.jpg
― cherry (soda), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
even just reading about mayo in chilli shrunk my balls
― skrill xx (cozen), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
omg i puked that after a tailgate once i think xpost
― backed by regular small people (Hunt3r), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
aero otm itt
also: i only hate three foods: mayo, overcooked green beans, and ranch dressing. but of the three, mayo is the only one that offends me.
― cherry (soda), Sunday, September 23, 2012 9:51 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i'm kinda w/e on green beans but basically this is my food MO. except that it's ranch that offends me, but that's because of a specific insult that involved a Very Bad Film that my friend found in a plastic bag on a beach in new york.
also wtf is "chilli"? i don't normally hate britishist spelling (go ahead, use a "u"), but this is nonsense---do you guys put an extra "t" in burrito? chili is a food, chilli is a veg, and chile is a country
i mean: http://i.imgur.com/yN4m8.png
― catbus otm (gbx), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
x-post - jesus whatever that is, it looks revolting
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
cherry's picture is exactly what comes to mind when I consider the grossness of mayo
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
My dad makes vinegar based potato salad which is a++ but I still like the mayo kind every now and then which is pretty much like once a year if that
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
x-post - surely that's fruit in cool whip and not mayo though
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RHZ80ROtQ6k/TGUp__TX2NI/AAAAAAAAEjY/ryiy9L-37pY/s400/1960+jackie121467
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
i should add that as a TITLE-HOLDING CHILI COOK-OFF CHAMPION i am appalled at this mayo-in-chili business and will be writing my congressman as soon as i stop throwing up
― catbus otm (gbx), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.recordsale.de/cdpix/j/jimi_hendrix-voodoo_chile_(france).jpg
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
it's almost as if different countries spell different words differently
― skrill xx (cozen), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
that spoon is levitating over the hot mayo and oranges because it is so repulsed
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
If that picture was taken in MN, that could very well be mayo
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
that ad suggests that some savage ass motherfuckers are gettin ready to dip some innocent mandarin slices in a mayonnaise bowl
somebody stop these assholes
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
omigod there IS smoke.
brb gonna barf
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
Now I love it, but mayonnaise used to make me hurl actual post-chemo vomit when I was little; it was the axle-grease for all my mom's pasta/potato salads. Every week or two I get through a small jar because I make chilli mayonnaise (cherry bomb chilli, a few garlic cloves, sea salt, paprika, olive oil and brined peppercorns blitzed then added to about half a jar) which is great for breaded chicken, fish and scampi (Britisher scampi is breaded langoustines). I love plain mayo on most sandwiches/with pommes frites, and I make a really nice egg mayonnaise sandwich.
Mayo does not go in or with chilli (which is spelled with two Ls in UK English). Nor does it go in peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches, but that never stopped my dad.
FYI Miracle Whip is gross and my Minnesotan mother banned it from our kitchen, along with Cool Whip and Master Bread. So THERE, Phil D.
― ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
look anything you make with cool whip is 100x better if you buy some nice farm heavy cream and just whip it http://www.swag-inc.com/shop/media/catalog/product/cache/9/thumbnail/50x/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/d/e/devo_hat_1.png
― the late great, Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
btw I do believe we've made small progress as a species when you consider the truly horrifying things we ate as snack/party foods in the seventies
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jbcurio/7308722038/in/pool-97769629@N00/
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link
xp colour and honour are abstract concepts, do what you want; chili is ~our~ food (and by "our" i mean...mesoamerican??)
The first documented recipe for "chile con carne" is dated September 2, 1519. The ingredients were boiled tomatoes, salt, chiles and meat. Bernal Diaz del Castillo, one of Hernan Cortez's Captains and the source of the recipe, states in his book, that the Cholulan Indians, allied with the Aztecs, were so confident of victory in a battle against the Conquistadors the following day that they had "already prepared cauldrons of tomatoes, salt and chiles" in anticipation of a victory feast. The one missing ingredient, the meat, was to be furnished by the Conquistadors themselves: their own flesh.
this can't possibly be true, but i want it to be very badly for some reason.
anyway we're all wrong about the spelling, but i think aztecs and cholulans and cortes would all agree that mayo fucking blows and should stay the fuck away from my bean and dead spaniard stew
― catbus otm (gbx), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
chile con cortez
w/ extra
http://www.cholula.com/images/products/original_productgroup.png
― the late great, Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
http://opalfruits.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/cheese-footballs1.jpg
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link
the built up with their bare hands what we still can't slather in mayo today
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link
xp (still made btw)
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
mmmm come to me chewdy goodness:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jbcurio/6953572853/in/pool-97769629@N00/
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
x-post - surely that's fruit in cool whip and not mayo thoughIf that picture was taken in MN, that could very well be mayo
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, September 23, 2012 1:57 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
You're kidding me. People put mayo on fruit?! Now that's just disgusting.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
Your mom very, very OTM.
― a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
man my joke was ruined by a lack of y on they
i guess anyone who was going to larf got it and the rest of you can swim upstream in the mayo rapids
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
I should poll these photos:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/charmandpoise/5913153387/in/pool-97769629@N00/
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
xxp meanwhile my mom likes puts a dab of mayo into her guacamole. wasnt until i went to college that this not everyone--actually no one--did this.
― bugler, Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36878773@N07/7545175002/in/pool-789063@N20/lightbox/
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
chipotle cholula... now you're talking
― skrill xx (cozen), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
About 501,000 results for "guacamole mayonnaise recipe".
It's not uncommon. My mom did it too.
― ‽ Interrobang You're Dead ‽ (Sanpaku), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.jurgita.com/pictures/articles/1269785775455dd55538c49.jpgApply whole egg mayonnaise on your face (right from the jar) for about 20 minutes. Rinse with cool water.
― ‽ Interrobang You're Dead ‽ (Sanpaku), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.flickr.com/photos/glenhsparky/7419139142/
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/63216911021_220x220_a.jpg
― ‽ Interrobang You're Dead ‽ (Sanpaku), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com/upload/146085581633076302_XeTIze0X_b.jpg
Okay, I'll stop.
― ‽ Interrobang You're Dead ‽ (Sanpaku), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
you know there is a vegan mayo substitute called AMAZINNAISE. this maybe belongs in semantics c/d though.
I think one of the things that makes people adding mayonnaise to things so distressing is how shiny it is. like it glistens. other stuff is shiny, too, but it's usually a pristine, status shine, like mozzarella. it's not cheap weird coruscating congealy spiciness in a jar, like mayo.
― let's get the banned back together (schlump), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
Shininess in a jar, sorry. I'm not referring to chilli'd mayo.
― let's get the banned back together (schlump), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2011/may/12/cook-perfect-chilli-con-carne
ok there are some problems on your island
― j., Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
vegenaise actually surprisingly good xp
― clouds, Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link