yes
― the late great, Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
This chili/chilli spelling variation and the fork thing makes me wonder if Sick M. is just eating a pile of roasted chili peppers. American chili is a stew, served in a bowl, eaten with a spoon, so mote it be, forever and ever, amen.
― The Jesus and Mary Lizard (WmC), Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
Mayo is from hell.
I respect others' desire to eat it, but please keep it away from me and my mouth.
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
i feel like this mayo hatred comes from it being dumped on everything in shit delis or whatever.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
Mayo is great, it's the only thing that's correct for putting on a BLT with the possible exception of horseradish sauce. Mustard does not belong on a BLT. And it knows that.
― a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
I have managed to eat mayo on the handful of occasions when to reject the mayo-laden food would have been worse for me than eating the mayo. I'm not a savage.
I'm disgusted by mayo partly out of habit, partly because of its texture en masse, and also because I don't much care for "creamy" things -- soups, salad dressing, etc. Don't even like cream cheese.
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
cream cheese is pretty gross too
― cherry (soda), Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link
dairy beelzebub to eggy lucifer
― cherry (soda), Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
sour cream - no thanks
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
mayo is from hell when i can taste it and i literally can't have it on my tongue without gagging. touching it isn't a good experience either (and having worked in a deli i've gotten a lot of it on my hands)
as an ingredient though it's great. i've been making a perfect spicy pasta salad with a mayo base, and i make egg salad all the time, and deviled eggs of course.
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link
I think mayo is great, but the one terrible mayo memory (mayomory?) I have is one time when a friend of one of my flatmates walked in with two large naan breads and a small har of Hellmann's. He heated the naans in the microwave, and then proceeded to eat them by dipping them straight into the jar. The jar was empty once he'd finished. It was the most disgusting thing I ever saw that didn't involve involuntary release of bodily fluids/waste products.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
Oh I would just like to add that Japanese mayo is the best mayo, all other mayos get behind
― whiter than... this? (Ówen P.), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
Spicy mayo on maki = yum
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:10 (eleven years ago) link
But what about the tangy zip of Miracle Whip?!
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
I love Miracle Whip
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
what even is miracle whip. plastic?
― cherry (soda), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
Miracle Whip is mayo with a bunch of random spices in it
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
i think thats cool whip thats plastic
― backed by regular small people (Hunt3r), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
If they made Marmite mayonnaise, that would be very useful.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
japanese mayo on okonomiyaki, mmmm
― clouds, Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link
Miracle Whip is terrible but I'll allow it for DJP why because Minnesota.
― a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
I thought that Miracle Whip was to Mayo as Margarine is to Butter. I really have no idea whats in it, but I like it way more thatn "real" mayo.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
Chocolate Mayonnaise Cake
― tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
late to this party but putting mayo on chili is the most abominable thing I have ever heard of. sanctions against countries that allow this outrage imo
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
mayo is the devil's condiment, but i can tolerate a little -- just a little -- in tuna salad and egg salad. mayo-based macaroni salad and potato salad can gtfo tho.
― sriracha bishop (get bent), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
miracle whip is fucking gross
― clouds, Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
how can you only have a little in egg salad without it just being eggs
agreed on macaroni and potato salad, that shit is just solid food slathered in mayoxp
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
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― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link
Mayonnaise is an essential ingredient in potato salad - omitting it would be like leaving out the chives.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
actually there are many styles of potato salad and guess which ones actually taste good, if you said "the ones without mayonnaise" then you are a potato champion
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
^^^ otm!!no mayo on my tato
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
"You know what's good? Pouring yourself your first cup of coffee in the morning and adding a dollop of mayo"
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
yeah miracle whip is up there with cool whip as far as gross things go
― the late great, Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
how you gonna make jello salad w/o cool whip
nb I will never eat a jello salad again in my life
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
cool whip is fantastic
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://delicious-cooks.com/data_images/recipes_01/fruit-salad-ambrosia-style/fruit-salad-ambrosia-style-06.jpg
― cherry (soda), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
even just reading about mayo in chilli shrunk my balls
― skrill xx (cozen), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
omg i puked that after a tailgate once i think xpost
― backed by regular small people (Hunt3r), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
aero otm itt
also: i only hate three foods: mayo, overcooked green beans, and ranch dressing. but of the three, mayo is the only one that offends me.
― cherry (soda), Sunday, September 23, 2012 9:51 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i'm kinda w/e on green beans but basically this is my food MO. except that it's ranch that offends me, but that's because of a specific insult that involved a Very Bad Film that my friend found in a plastic bag on a beach in new york.
also wtf is "chilli"? i don't normally hate britishist spelling (go ahead, use a "u"), but this is nonsense---do you guys put an extra "t" in burrito? chili is a food, chilli is a veg, and chile is a country
i mean: http://i.imgur.com/yN4m8.png
― catbus otm (gbx), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
x-post - jesus whatever that is, it looks revolting
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
cherry's picture is exactly what comes to mind when I consider the grossness of mayo
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
My dad makes vinegar based potato salad which is a++ but I still like the mayo kind every now and then which is pretty much like once a year if that
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
x-post - surely that's fruit in cool whip and not mayo though
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RHZ80ROtQ6k/TGUp__TX2NI/AAAAAAAAEjY/ryiy9L-37pY/s400/1960+jackie121467
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
i should add that as a TITLE-HOLDING CHILI COOK-OFF CHAMPION i am appalled at this mayo-in-chili business and will be writing my congressman as soon as i stop throwing up
― catbus otm (gbx), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.recordsale.de/cdpix/j/jimi_hendrix-voodoo_chile_(france).jpg
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
it's almost as if different countries spell different words differently
― skrill xx (cozen), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
that spoon is levitating over the hot mayo and oranges because it is so repulsed
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
If that picture was taken in MN, that could very well be mayo
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
that ad suggests that some savage ass motherfuckers are gettin ready to dip some innocent mandarin slices in a mayonnaise bowl
somebody stop these assholes
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link