mayo: the devil's condiment

How the fuck else do you eat chilli? Trough it from a nosebag like a horse?

FYI the only reference I can find to putting mayo on chili is a Chowhound thread where someone says "I can't help putting mayonnaise on chili in spite of myself"; everything else is a recipe or reference to mayo with chili powder in it

i eat my chili with a spoon? although a feedbag doesn't sounds bad.

i can't imagine that mayo is better than sour cream with chili but i guess i'd try it?

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Mayo is like a more indulgent alternative to sour cream wit chilli.

do you squeeze the mayo on through a bag

New High-Viscosity Mayonnaise To Aid In American Swallowing

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Selma, AL, eater Barb Hodges swallows a chicken drumstick with the aid of Hellmann's QX-1.

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That stuff intrigues me. I always look at it in the supermarket.

<3 kewpie

are all the blood vessels in girl's eyelids ruptured from the sludge coursing through them, or? xp

yes

This chili/chilli spelling variation and the fork thing makes me wonder if Sick M. is just eating a pile of roasted chili peppers. American chili is a stew, served in a bowl, eaten with a spoon, so mote it be, forever and ever, amen.

Mayo is from hell.

I respect others' desire to eat it, but please keep it away from me and my mouth.

i feel like this mayo hatred comes from it being dumped on everything in shit delis or whatever.

Mayo is great, it's the only thing that's correct for putting on a BLT with the possible exception of horseradish sauce. Mustard does not belong on a BLT. And it knows that.

I have managed to eat mayo on the handful of occasions when to reject the mayo-laden food would have been worse for me than eating the mayo. I'm not a savage.

I'm disgusted by mayo partly out of habit, partly because of its texture en masse, and also because I don't much care for "creamy" things -- soups, salad dressing, etc. Don't even like cream cheese.

cream cheese is pretty gross too

dairy beelzebub to eggy lucifer

sour cream - no thanks

mayo is from hell when i can taste it and i literally can't have it on my tongue without gagging. touching it isn't a good experience either (and having worked in a deli i've gotten a lot of it on my hands)

as an ingredient though it's great. i've been making a perfect spicy pasta salad with a mayo base, and i make egg salad all the time, and deviled eggs of course.

I think mayo is great, but the one terrible mayo memory (mayomory?) I have is one time when a friend of one of my flatmates walked in with two large naan breads and a small har of Hellmann's. He heated the naans in the microwave, and then proceeded to eat them by dipping them straight into the jar. The jar was empty once he'd finished. It was the most disgusting thing I ever saw that didn't involve involuntary release of bodily fluids/waste products.

Oh I would just like to add that Japanese mayo is the best mayo, all other mayos get behind

Spicy mayo on maki = yum

But what about the tangy zip of Miracle Whip?!

I love Miracle Whip

what even is miracle whip. plastic?

Miracle Whip is mayo with a bunch of random spices in it

i think thats cool whip thats plastic

If they made Marmite mayonnaise, that would be very useful.

japanese mayo on okonomiyaki, mmmm

Miracle Whip is terrible but I'll allow it for DJP why because Minnesota.

I thought that Miracle Whip was to Mayo as Margarine is to Butter. I really have no idea whats in it, but I like it way more thatn "real" mayo.

Chocolate Mayonnaise Cake

late to this party but putting mayo on chili is the most abominable thing I have ever heard of. sanctions against countries that allow this outrage imo

mayo is the devil's condiment, but i can tolerate a little -- just a little -- in tuna salad and egg salad. mayo-based macaroni salad and potato salad can gtfo tho.

miracle whip is fucking gross

how can you only have a little in egg salad without it just being eggs

agreed on macaroni and potato salad, that shit is just solid food slathered in mayo
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miracle whip is fucking gross

― clouds, Sunday, September 23, 2012 1:39 PM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mayonnaise is an essential ingredient in potato salad - omitting it would be like leaving out the chives.

actually there are many styles of potato salad and guess which ones actually taste good, if you said "the ones without mayonnaise" then you are a potato champion

^^^ otm!!
no mayo on my tato

"You know what's good? Pouring yourself your first cup of coffee in the morning and adding a dollop of mayo"

yeah miracle whip is up there with cool whip as far as gross things go

how you gonna make jello salad w/o cool whip

nb I will never eat a jello salad again in my life

cool whip is fantastic

http://delicious-cooks.com/data_images/recipes_01/fruit-salad-ambrosia-style/fruit-salad-ambrosia-style-06.jpg

even just reading about mayo in chilli shrunk my balls

omg i puked that after a tailgate once i think xpost