why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

"for nobody is immune" a chilling warning

ARGH pass-ag 'woe is me' chain status updates FUCK OFF JUST FUCK OFF NOW.

Argh I actually got this one. Positive intentions sounds like the Somerfields healthy food range.

If I don't see your name, I'll understand.

o man

that would work if you had like 20 facebook friends. would be harder if you had more. cuz you would have to think of all the names you don't see.

I'll give you a positive intentions rainbow... IN THE FACE!

tbh "positive intentions" reminds me of the sort of humanist language used in the quaker meetings i had to attend. i'll take 'positive intentions' over 'prayers' any day of the week

like when someone brought spoke in meeting about a sick loved one they would usually ask the congregants to "hold them in the light"

to see if they were still breathing?

hah!

we would hold the dearly departed in the light too iirc

fuck it everyone into the light

"There are only two ways to dress -- wear only one hat, or wear three shoes."

- Niels Bohr

everyone in the billy joel song and the r.e.m. song needs a facebook quote.

“Whatever relationships you have attracted in your life at this moment, are precisely the ones you need in your life at this moment. There is a hidden meaning behind all events, and this hidden meaning is serving your own evolution.” - Lenny Bruce

high school friend posting dumb stuff from "i fucking love science"
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/206390_475226712498345_1892963808_n.jpg
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/301406_474912495863100_837075535_n.jpg
v. scientific

That pair of lines thing is so wrong for everything other than straight lines, and even then, it only applies on a 2d plane

its sad

dresses create way too much air resistance to accelerate at 9.8 mps2

yr assuming no additional force.

his bedroom could be in a vacuum

most nerd bedrooms are

Takei, making you think

http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/283032_526203207409137_316442320_n.jpg

captain, i dunna think our warp drives can stand up to these truth bombs much longa

who are the REAL fanatics???

All these sheeple with their shapples

what is the y axis there

base line of fanaticism

thank you based fanaticism

"I fed a fish to a pellican at frisco bay. It tried to eat my cell phone.

HE RAN AWAY

--Nikolai Tesla"

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/185207_10101708359261166_831027327_n.jpg

Quirky!

would've been funnier with only one 'whacky' activity

Final line needs a cute illustration of a stick figure doing CPR on another stick figure.

"for nobody is immune" a chilling warning

eh, the rest of that 'rainbow of intentions' thing was ott mush, but you mocked the one piece that was spot on and should be said more often

I'm giving Takei a pass for the rest of the month because he cracked my shit up with a Batman-slapping-Robin "Call Me Maybe" joke (it was the first one I saw)

i thought this was funny. dude takes his facebook REALLY seriously. reminded me of that book by that kid that came out a few years back and i'm blanking on title/name...The Virtues of Plainness by Jebediah Springfield or something like that.

http://www.brooklynrail.org/2012/09/express/walden-in-a-wired-world

that essay should actually be on the hand-crafted thread. as i noted on facebook - where i first saw this naturally and courtesy of yeti mike - when have people NOT lied about themselves and when have people NOT shared too much information? or blabbed too much?

i could see it being the manifesto of a brooklyn bookbinding company.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/578357_343988352357717_328804177_n.jpg

Again, I am someone who has some of these things, don't try to guilt me into posting it.

i have all those where's my parade :C

NEVER JUDGE WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

only god can judge what he don't understand

'I know which of my friends will copy and paste' takes on a serious air of stalking in that context.

jesus fuck

maybe god gave u an invisible illness bc he didn't want to force other ppl to have to deal w/ it, kay?

(i'm kidding - god gave u an invisible illness bc he's trying to kill u)

He's trying to kill us all, in the long run.

Oh, and as a 'sufferer' of one of the listed ailments, no.

seems kinda weird & shitty to lump autism in with the rest of those

it seems shitty to lump all of those things together, that is like every single medical issue ever

(Crohn's, PTSD, DIARRHEA, tummyache, M.S., FACE CANCER, etc)

lazy eye, phantom limb, the shakes...

rickets, dropsy, housemaid's knee