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Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread) [Started by the great aussie ballkicking vids (jjjusten) in September 2010, last updated 11 seconds ago by (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e) on I Love Everything] 69 new answers

free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Thursday, 20 September 2012 23:48 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

Dave Mustaine endorses Rick............Santorum [Started by kornrulez6969 in February 2012, last updated 1 hour ago by Poliopolice on I Love Music] 20 new answers

Sneezy Jean (Matt P), Monday, 7 January 2013 23:59 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.atlasjams.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ghost-town.jpg

NINO CARTER, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:14 (eleven years ago) link

so happy you came!

Sneezy Jean (Matt P), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:15 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

LMFAO [Started by generic xanax order cialis buy viagra cheap tramadol (Dr. Phil) in August 2009, last updated 21 minutes ago by clemenza on I Love Music] 2 new answers

Woody Ellen (Matt P), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 00:48 (eleven years ago) link

Meet 'bronies' -- grown men who are fans of My Little Pony [Started by Darin in November 2011, last updated 1 minute ago by i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu) on I Love Everything] 10 new answers

Woody Ellen (Matt P), Saturday, 23 March 2013 04:49 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Porn: Classic or Dud? [Started by Tracer Hand in June 2001, last updated 12 minutes ago by Pat Finn on I Love Everything] 2 new answers

The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 03:16 (eleven years ago) link

I'm drunk! [Started by luna (luna.c) in June 2004, last updated 42 minutes ago by I have many lovely lacy nightgowns (contenderizer) on I Love Everything] 20 new answers

The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Friday, 19 April 2013 04:23 (ten years ago) link

unfortunately, i am not drunk

I have many lovely lacy nightgowns (contenderizer), Friday, 19 April 2013 04:42 (ten years ago) link

no way!

You must be very cold in the sack. (sarahell), Friday, 19 April 2013 04:46 (ten years ago) link

sbt

I have many lovely lacy nightgowns (contenderizer), Friday, 19 April 2013 04:47 (ten years ago) link

requesting my post be changed back from a mod-lol comedy edit to its original form [Started by ⚓ (gr8080) in February 2012, last updated 1 hour ago by estela on I Must Protest!] 5 new answers

You must be very cold in the sack. (sarahell), Friday, 19 April 2013 04:49 (ten years ago) link

RFD: Light-hearted, whimsical indie hipster music that seemed specifically manufactured for Apple commercials [Started by Poliopolice in April 2013, last updated 2 minutes ago by m0stlyClean on I Love Music] 202 new answers

乒乓, Sunday, 21 April 2013 14:15 (ten years ago) link

if u can get over whatever feelings u may or may not have about poliopolice threads and indie hipsters, it's a surprisingly useful thread

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 21 April 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link

Jason Collins, the first openly gay male athlete from a major American team sport: What's on your iPod? [Started by Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative) in April 2013, last updated 20 minutes ago by Bee OK on I Love Music] 6 new answers

The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 03:17 (ten years ago) link

(NYCNative)

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 03:19 (ten years ago) link

he should know the score by now

buzza, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 03:21 (ten years ago) link

was thinking that this thread had been bumped because of that, nice

乒乓, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 11:30 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

The Great ILX Gun Control Debate [Started by Manalishi in April 2007, last updated 21 minutes ago by Kiarostami bag (milo z) on I Love Everything] 8 new answers

the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Thursday, 30 May 2013 21:57 (ten years ago) link

'last updated by' crucial on that one

乒乓, Thursday, 30 May 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link

how often do you masturbate [Started by been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver) in March 2009, last updated 3 minutes ago by Treeship on I Love TMI] 4 new answers POLL results

Green_Partyhat for iFunny :) (Matt P), Saturday, 8 June 2013 04:41 (ten years ago) link

Is rebellion possible? [Started by Aaron Grossman (aajjgg) in October 2002, last updated 11 minutes ago by flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist) on I Love Everything] 19 new answers

Green_Partyhat for iFunny :) (Matt P), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 01:36 (ten years ago) link

rolling "Is This Racist?" thread [Started by Whiney G. Weingarten in September 2010, last updated 1 minute ago by Aimless on I Love Everything] 18 new answers

well-composed selfie (Matt P), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link

woman sentenced to life in prison for cutting off her husband's penis and putting it into a garbage disposal, what's on your iPod? [Started by 乒乓 in July 2013, last updated 15 minutes ago by Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee) on I Love Everything] 6 new answers

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 22:23 (ten years ago) link

ans: ya won

rockety communism (imago), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link

The Beatles [Started by Zeno in April 2007, last updated 5 hours ago by marcos on I Love Music] 13 new answers

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 22:39 (ten years ago) link

haw

Matt Poop (Matt P), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 23:23 (ten years ago) link

Cats and sex. [Started by Tuomas (Tuomas) in January 2007, last updated 3 minutes ago by dub job deems (darraghmac) on I Love Everything] 1 new answer

Bolt the door, Varg is loose! [Started by J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle) in October 2003, last updated 1 minute ago by JACK SQUAT about these Charlie Nobodies (jon /via/ chi 2.0) on I Love Music] 48 new answers

what a wonderful url (Matt P), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link

ear-to-ear grin here, matt p.

how's life, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link

Unusual Albums with Mass Appeal [Started by EveningStar (Sund4r) in July 2013, last updated 13 seconds ago by Algerian Goalkeeper on I Love Music] 60 new answers
Token albums from genres people usually ignore? [Started by Algerian Goalkeeper in July 2013, last updated 34 seconds ago by Gavin, Leeds on I Love Music] 92 new answers

*counts to 510,000, seems like a good number*

maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:20 (ten years ago) link

listless matt p post

Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link

What are the WORST, most OFFENSIVE, STUPIDEST and HORRIBLE ethnic jokes you'd care to share with teh NOIZE BORED? [Started by hstencil (hstencil) in October 2004, last updated 13 minutes ago by rip van wanko on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar] 1 new answer

maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Friday, 26 July 2013 02:16 (ten years ago) link

NOT CLICKING

maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Friday, 26 July 2013 02:16 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Sex Droughts [Started by p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3) in September 2010, last updated 2 minutes ago by Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever) on I Love TMI] 11 new answers

MAAVENN (Matt P), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link

"Fear of missing out" in one's late 30ies - still a thing? [Started by licorice oratorio (baaderonixx) in August 2013, last updated 9 minutes ago by c21m50nh3x460n on I Love Everything] 239 new answers

MAVEN! (Matt P), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link

Reverse Cowgirl Style [Started by Texas Sam (thatgirl) in July 2003, last updated 46 minutes ago by blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu) on I Love Everything] 1 new answer

MAVEN! (Matt P), Thursday, 15 August 2013 05:29 (ten years ago) link

was there a horribly formed joke involved?

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, 15 August 2013 06:30 (ten years ago) link

rolling 2013 thread on race and racism [Started by 乒乓 in January 2013, last updated 2 minutes ago by rap steve gadd (D-40) on I Love Everything] 168 new answers

maven maven (Matt P), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 02:37 (ten years ago) link

Bob Marley and the Whalers [Started by Mark G in August 2013, last updated 56 minutes ago by Mark G on I Love Musi

which can be sold for meat if they are boys.. (sorry guys) (imago), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 09:25 (ten years ago) link

Neil Young Driftin' Back verses about Miley Cyrus [Started by kornrulez6969 in August 2013, last updated 1 minute ago by kornrulez6969 on I Love Music] 26 new answers

MAVEN ! (Matt P), Thursday, 29 August 2013 02:26 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

male split-stream pee - causes, management, appreciation [Started by disgruntled punter (Je55e) in September 2013, last updated 1 minute ago by disgruntled punter (Je55e) on I Love TMI] 5 new answers

fresh (crüt), Monday, 23 September 2013 20:48 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xGtwy39QYY

markers, Monday, 23 September 2013 21:39 (ten years ago) link

A Good Day In Hell - The Official ILM Track-By-Track EAGLES Listening Thread
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they were untenable. they had to go (imago), Monday, 30 September 2013 20:05 (ten years ago) link

you're doing it wrong

乒乓, Monday, 30 September 2013 20:05 (ten years ago) link

felt this was a necessary variation on the theme

they were untenable. they had to go (imago), Monday, 30 September 2013 20:06 (ten years ago) link

'last updated by' crucial on that one

乒乓 wrote this at 2013-05-30 22:00:36.000

how's life, Monday, 30 September 2013 20:10 (ten years ago) link

Pink Floyd - Animals (Poll and discussion thread) [Started by Dog Man Star took a suck on a pill... (Turrican) in September 2013, last updated 18 minutes ago by EZ Snappin on I Love Music] 3 new answers POLL results

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 3 October 2013 00:20 (ten years ago) link

Shall we anticipate the FIFTH SEASON of the AMC series "Breaking Bad"? I think I may. [Started by aerosmith suck because their corporate rock that sucks (Myonga Vön Bontee) in July 2012, last updated 3 minutes ago by Josh in Chicago on I Love Everything] 1216 new answers

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, 3 October 2013 00:31 (ten years ago) link

Outside Cats - is it a sin? [Started by hrep (H.P) in January 2022, last updated forty-five minutes ago by cowboy bopeep (cat) on I Love Everything] 24 new answers

bad milk blood robot (sleeve), Sunday, 16 January 2022 06:56 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

ok what the fuck is happening in the ukraine [Started by anthony in November 2004, last updated twenty-six seconds ago by nashwan on I Love Everything] 188 new answers
US Politics February 2022: no one in this country knew the name of the last leader of ISIS [Started by Karl Malone in February 2022, last updated one minute ago by Van Horn Street on I Love Everything] 128 new answers

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 24 February 2022 15:05 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

obv much love for mark s but NO THANKS

the very tiny bugs that live on your face [Started by mark s in April 2022, last updated two minutes ago by Eric B. Mash Up the Resident (James Redd and the Blecchs) on I Love Everything] 19 new answers

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 17:12 (one year ago) link

I bet that Honkin on Bobo thread that's been going for like a week is absolutely hilarious

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 3 May 2022 18:36 (one year ago) link

Perhaps it's an in-depth historical investigation of the sources of the songs on the record, and Aerosmith's place in the blues-to-rock continuum of the last 100 years?

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 01:14 (one year ago) link

park rangers send people to that thread if they catch them making cairns on the trail

Michael Flatley's (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 01:24 (one year ago) link

Mean parents tell their misbehaving kids to smarten up, or the Honkin on Bobo thread will be hiding under their bed in the dark

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 01:48 (one year ago) link

I bet that Honkin on Bobo thread that's been going for like a week is absolutely hilarious

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, May 3, 2022 2:36 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 10 May 2022 17:54 (one year ago) link

otm, shut down ilm

imago, Tuesday, 10 May 2022 17:54 (one year ago) link

when did u become Getoff M. Lawngarten

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 May 2022 18:01 (one year ago) link

lmao, cursed agreement

but I’d rather see it than (redacted thread)shudder

gyac, Tuesday, 10 May 2022 18:04 (one year ago) link

I've contributed my share to that thread, though I realize how dire it is. There is a long history of "make a wacky substitution" threads on ilx. It's remarkable that this revive has been going on for three weeks.

peace, man, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 13:17 (one year ago) link

Everyone realizes how dire it is. It's a stupid game with limitless material peopele use to pass some time. Posting about it here is of course another way to participate.

Michael Flatley's (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 14:45 (one year ago) link

living it up at the joketell California

sarahell, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 16:41 (one year ago) link

...honkin it up at the botel bobofornia

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 16:45 (one year ago) link

Timithy Bobo Schmit

Michael Flatley's (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 17:21 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Another fucking spree shooting. Great. [Started by Oilyrags in April 2007, last updated three minutes ago by Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings) on I Love Everything] 312 new answers
Okay, let's talk about linkedin [Started by continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu) in March 2009, last updated three minutes ago by pplains on I Love Everything] 2 new answers

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Friday, 27 May 2022 15:43 (one year ago) link

the ethical implications of playing a concert in israel [Started by in places all over the world, real stuff be happening (voodoo chili) in June 2022, last updated thirty-three seconds ago by but also fuck you (unperson) on I Love Music] 169 new answers

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Thursday, 9 June 2022 21:20 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Songs about abortion S/D [Started by hmmm (hmmm) in March 2004, last updated forty-seven seconds ago by one time gaffled 'em up (one time) on I Love Music] 2 new answers

thinkmanship (sleeve), Saturday, 25 June 2022 02:06 (one year ago) link

tick

Harry Styles and fashion (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 June 2022 02:31 (one year ago) link

classic or dud!

sarahell, Saturday, 25 June 2022 18:42 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Have You Ever Shit Your Pants? [Started by Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo) in July 2003, last updated one hour ago by i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal) on I Love Everything] 1 new answer

peace, man, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 18:41 (one year ago) link

dn adds a lot there

It intrigues me. Also, the answer must be yes for everyone, I think. If you haven’t yet, you’re gonna

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 19:32 (one year ago) link

the last time I got close to it was after drinking some cbd tea that was given as a present. I'd forgotten the first time I tried it - it gave me the shits then as well. I'm not even slightly squeamish about shite and piss these days, having done as much toilet cleaning in the last decade as your average care worker. Once the SEND college my son attends sent him home saying that he'd been to the toilet and it looks he might have a case of diarrhoea. There was an awkward silence when I replied it sounds like you are just describing one of his average shits tbh.

calzino, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 19:50 (one year ago) link

i am fairly certain i never have since past infancy? cursing myself here, i know.

it's not a curse, its fate

you will join us

probably while being startled immediately after several bottomless cups of coffee topped by a crunchwrap supreme which used 2 full packets of diablo sauce

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 20:03 (one year ago) link

some people say that every time you shit your pants, you get a new freckle

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 20:03 (one year ago) link

well in that case

I did this in the grass in the middle of the exit onto the LIE from Queens Blvd about 22 years ago. I mean most of it wasn't in my pants, but I think it still counts.

i need to put some clouds behind the reaper (PBKR), Thursday, 22 September 2022 01:14 (one year ago) link

Westbound btw.

i need to put some clouds behind the reaper (PBKR), Thursday, 22 September 2022 01:14 (one year ago) link

Westbound and on the ground

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 September 2022 01:15 (one year ago) link

I mean most of it wasn't in my pants, but I think it still counts.

i've always found that when someone else shits my pants it definitely counts

Karl Malone, Thursday, 22 September 2022 01:40 (one year ago) link

Dahmer (2002) C/D [Started by Jan Geerinck (jahsonic) in May 2003, last updated seventeen minutes ago by clemenza on I Love Film] 1 new answer

sleeve, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 21:51 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

two women renew Bill Cosby sexual abuse allegations in Newsweek interviews [Started by images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius) in February 2014, last updated two hours ago by more difficult than I look (Aimless) on I Love Everything] 3 new answers

sleeve, Monday, 26 December 2022 21:54 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Does anyone really like the Red Hot Chili Peppers? [Started by Chris V. (Chris V) in October 2002, last updated forty-seven seconds ago by CerebralCaustic on I Love Music] 3 new answers

sleeve, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 00:12 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

no shade on anyone here but just like no thanks haha

Have you ever been "cancelled"? [Started by treeship. in June 2023, last updated fifty-three seconds ago by my beard exists more than i do. (Austin) on I Love Everything] 62 new answers POLL closes: July 01 (in 4 weeks)

ꙮ (map), Friday, 2 June 2023 21:13 (ten months ago) link

six months pass...

Spotify - anyone heard of it? [Started by sonderangerbot in October 2008, last updated forty-five minutes ago by glenn mcdonald on I Love Music] 78 new answers

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Saturday, 2 December 2023 17:06 (four months ago) link

one month passes...

Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation. [Started by ljagljana (kkvgz) in May 2010, last updated three hours ago by m0stly clean (Slowsquatch) on I Love TMI] 10 new answers

SUPER FURRY ANIMALS [Started by paulx in September 2005, last updated three hours ago by PaulTMA on I Love Music] 5 new answers

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 26 January 2024 15:53 (two months ago) link

Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation. [Started by ljagljana (kkvgz) in May 2010, last updated fifty-eight minutes ago by Briania on I Love TMI] 11 new answers

Elon Musk [Started by but with socks instead of football (darraghmac) in October 2012, last updated one hour ago by ꙮ (map) on I Love Everything] 19 new answers

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 26 January 2024 16:52 (two months ago) link

Nick Cave : Classic or Dud ? [Started by Geordie Racer in April 2001, last updated eighteen minutes ago by Josh in Chicago on I Love Music] 1 new answer

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 2 February 2024 20:32 (two months ago) link

Those ones above should have been in Thread Connections. I think this is in the spirit of this thread?

Another fucking spree shooting. Great. [Started by Oilyrags in April 2007, last updated two hours ago by a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r) on I Love Everything] 8 new answers

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 15:28 (two months ago) link

this is I believe the correct spirit of this thread (sorry, grumpy at work today)

Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame Nominees 2024 [Started by Rich E. (Eric H.) in February 2024, last updated one hour ago by an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain) on I Love Music] 199 new answers POLL closes: March 18 (in 1 month)
Worthy Acts Snubbed by the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame [Started by budo jeru in February 2024, last updated eight hours ago by Western® with Bacon Flavor on I Love Music] 28 new answers POLL closes: March 18 (in 1 month)
brushing your teeth and peeing [Started by z_tbd in February 2024, last updated fifteen hours ago by H.P on I Love TMI] 25 new answers POLL closes: March 31 (in 1 month)
peeing in the sink [Started by ꙮ (map) in February 2024, last updated yesterday by mom tossed in kimchee (quincie) on I Love TMI] 85 new answers POLL closes: March 31 (in 1 month)
brushing your teeth while peeing in the sink [Started by what followed the axes was just the beginning (cat) in February 2024, last updated yesterday by Surfin' burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (sleeve) on I Love TMI] 6 new answers POLL closes: March 31 (in 1 month)

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 15:56 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

https://i.postimg.cc/hGsv9mbt/IMG-7858.jpg

Parsed this as escalating in aggression, like so:

calmlyDonald Trump, classic or dud?

impatiently, get on with it, we’ve all got places to be and I’m not interested in your answer tbhHarry Potter, classic or dud?

foaming at the mouth, roaring like someone who stepped on a plug just after getting home from the worst day of their lives STAR TREK, CLASSIC OR DUD?!?!?

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 15:48 (three weeks ago) link

lol

imago, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 18:05 (three weeks ago) link

Triple dud, else you're paying for dinner

H.P, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 23:15 (three weeks ago) link

three weeks pass...

Peckinpah! Taxes!

soup of magpies (geoffreyess), Tuesday, 16 April 2024 02:53 (sixteen hours ago) link


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