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on a related note

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 17 September 2005 04:40 (eighteen years ago) link

six months pass...

NEED IAN AND MARK UPDATES

― amateurist0, Friday, 17 March 2006 02:42 (eighteen years ago) link

wow what a thread! except I skipped a lot of it, but the Ian story above is like out of a one hot teen summer movie where the good guy finally gets the girl

― Dominique (dleone), Friday, 17 March 2006 21:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Good luck getting an update from Ian.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 17 March 2006 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link

i gave a snaggletoothed waitress my number on the check once

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Friday, 17 March 2006 21:35 (eighteen years ago) link

update: i found out like a year later she was gay

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Friday, 17 March 2006 21:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Slut

― Jimmy Mod: GRILL ENSPEKTOR (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 17 March 2006 21:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I still love this thread.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 March 2006 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Ian, I'm surprised you passed up the opportunity to make a joke about having your cake and eating it too. No, I don't have any success with waitresses, thanks for asking.

― ratty, Friday, 17 March 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Back in my college days I lived in a dorm room with a roommate and my gf, a waitress, lived in the next town over. She came over a lot, but my roommate never left the dorm room. One night we were cuddling watching TV under the blankets, and he had his back to us, surfing the internet, his headphones on. She started rubbing her ass cheeks in a circular motion against me as we spooned. I reached around and slowly began rubbing her clit as she kept on grinding with her pants on. We both knew how it would eventually turn out, so we continued rubbing each other quietly under the covers. When I couldn't take it anymore, we quietly unzipped our pants...

and then I let one go.

― Cassius Wiener, Sunday, 8 April 2007 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link

great story.

― deeznuts, Monday, 9 April 2007 01:10 (seventeen years ago) link

hey troll, never noticed this thread til you revived it.

10/10
and the I-RM anecdote at the end is just icing.

so Mark P, what happened?

― sanskrit, Monday, 9 April 2007 01:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i started dating a third girl (herein referred to as 'crazytown') soon after. crazytown wasn't a waitress, but she did happen to know some of these particular ones, and she told me some harrowing-ass stories about them. i stopped dating crazytown (population = her, etc) after about five weeks and moved out of the neighbourhood about a month later. i never saw any of these characters again.

― ^@^, Monday, 9 April 2007 01:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i am now living in england, where i am destined to die alone, probably at a table for one as a result of a heart attack left undiagnosed by a hot and slightly put-out waitress who merely thought i was gesticulating wildly in her direction on account of some more wine, please?

― ^@^, Monday, 9 April 2007 01:54 (seventeen years ago) link

wow i'd forgotten all about this thread. it was a goody

― gem, Monday, 9 April 2007 03:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Cassius = LJ FROM THE FUTURE

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 9 April 2007 05:10 (seventeen years ago) link

hoverboard jagger

― JW, Monday, 9 April 2007 05:15 (seventeen years ago) link

that reminds me of the thread where the dude was credited as speedboat on imdb

― JW, Monday, 9 April 2007 05:37 (seventeen years ago) link

15. Snake Eater II: The Drug Buster (1991) .... Speedboat

― JW, Monday, 9 April 2007 05:47 (seventeen years ago) link

why no updates from mark or ian?

― amateurist, Monday, 9 April 2007 05:48 (seventeen years ago) link

stuff like this does not lead to "updates":

Darling Jennifer, excuse me for being terribly post-modern but I find you devastatingly attractive.

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 9 April 2007 06:15 (seventeen years ago) link

there was just an update from mark!

― s1ocki, Monday, 9 April 2007 06:30 (seventeen years ago) link

oh whoops. god i'm dying for some good ilx romance threads right now. but the new search engine stinks.

― amateurist, Monday, 9 April 2007 06:33 (seventeen years ago) link

i am now living in england, where i am destined to die alone, probably at a table for one as a result of a heart attack left undiagnosed by a hot and slightly put-out waitress who merely thought i was gesticulating wildly in her direction on account of some more wine, please?

Come to the pub, I can introduce you to the secret knowledge of where hot waitresses can be found in London, but not the hottests one, who wil be mine, if I'm ever in London long enough to get back to her cafe.

― Ed, Monday, 9 April 2007 06:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I will pay for this knowledge, Ed.

― mitya, Monday, 9 April 2007 07:52 (seventeen years ago) link

love this thread. it was one of the first 'personal' ones i really got into and followed every twist and turn. thanks for the update!

― jergïns, Monday, 9 April 2007 08:22 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

order the fish

and then, wink

then, point at her crotch

wink again

― Andre Dawson (deangulberry), Monday, 2 May 2005 11:45 (3 years ago)

― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 04:51 (fifteen years ago) link

qual

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 05:04 (fifteen years ago) link

They love subtlety.

― Millsner, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 05:51 (fifteen years ago) link

and then I let one go.

― velko, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 06:12 (fifteen years ago) link

eight years pass...

this is just so creepy

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/11/365-days-307---.html

― Violet Jynx, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:49 (six years ago) link

the amount of times waitresses get notes/napkins/serviettes with a man's name and his number is probably too many to count

― i n f i n i t y (∞), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 17:09 (six years ago) link

let's keep old ilx old

― imago, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 17:12 (six years ago) link

o is this when mr mod locks the thread

― i n f i n i t y (∞), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 17:14 (six years ago) link

I guess I better get somethign done today (gets up to make a cuppa tea)

― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 17:46 (six years ago) link

jeez, guys. it is good to remember that waitresses often depend on good tips from customers and more than a few of them discover that flirting a bit helps. this doesn't necessarily mean she wants to go down on you. it could just as easily mean she's single mom with a three year old waiting at home and her wringing a few extra bucks in tips out of her customers is worth encouraging yr fantasies if it buys her kid a new pair of shoes.

― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 17:51 (six years ago) link

Hit on waitresses life's short who cares

― sleepingbag, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link

chị ấy
Cô ấy
Cô ấy cô ấy
Cô ấy cô ấy cô ấy cô ấy

Old Vietnamese saying

― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 18:04 (six years ago) link

this doesn't necessarily mean she wants to go down on you. it could just as easily mean she's single mom with a three year old waiting at home

if these are just as likely.... DEFINITELY hit on teh waitress

― sleepingbag, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 18:11 (six years ago) link

http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/stupidcomics429.html

― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link

sleepingbag and Violet Jax, raising the tone of the place

― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 04:35 (six years ago) link

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