lord custos tribute thread

like this?

Oh good lord, We had better be nice to King Raggett of Orange (County) as he's directly behind Us in the succession, and therefore most likely to want Us to come to some bad ends...

How lovely to see you, King Raggett! Would you care for some entertainment? Minstrels? I hear the Earl of Devon has Minstrels Boom and Pierce performing... Have some wine!

Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate)

give it fifteen years, you'll hear a newstory about a naked, gibbering Dana Carvey being discovered in the fetal position atop of George Bush's grave, gnawing on his fingernails.

DANA: babble, gah gah, munch...
SECURITY GUARD: Mr. Carvey, Mr. Carvey...
(gently pulls DANA's hands away from his mouth)
SECURITY GUARD: You're just chewing bone now. Come on.

-- Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Motherfuckers be tripping, pages 39-41

On the flipside, I can't help but Imagine a black guy in a Flash Costume whenever I say "Turbonegro"

"My name iz Wally Washington, an' I'm the fastest nigga alive. And this is mah bitch, XS"

-- Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, May 4, 2003

oh god

you couldn't even ban custos because he wasn't so much a racist as an imbecile

http://www.ludickid.com/122503.htm

omg

geoff you are today's winner in the internet archeology sweepstakes

i am today's winner in the being a complete fuckup because i can remember "lord custos's" real name is "william renkin" but not what the birthdays of anyone close to me are contest

srsly, a line from keats in there? nope. william renkin.

how do you know his name??

his old email address

sorry if this is already here ... from human centipeded thread

First grotesque anal grafted stills for Tom Six's HUMAN CENTIPEDE (Fright Fest 2009 thread)

ultimate custos tribute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnUKmk5Lz50&feature=player_embedded#at=158

appropriately there's no less than 4 references to explosive diarrhea

Btw for a min I thought u were D. WADE!
thekingusr 1 week ago

{David is awestruck. The wind picks up. In the air the huge image of the Space Jockey is forming from the clouds. He appears to be walking from the stars. The image is ghostly at first, but steadily gains color and coherence.}

Space Jockey: Humans ...
Michael Fassbender: Father?
Space Jockey: Humans, you have forgotten me.
Michael Fassbender: No. How could we?
Space Jockey: You have forgotten who you are, and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, human. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Life.

― the late great, Tuesday, June 5, 2012 11:46 AM

should've remembered to do it in courier

http://trapsntrunks.com/2012/11/27/video-k-yay-king-of-the-custos/

My Fellow Americans,
I come before you tonight as a candidate for the Vice-Presidency and as a man whose honesty and integrity has been questioned. Now, the usual political thing to do when charges are made against you is to either ignore them or to deny them without giving details. I believe we have had enough of that in the United States, particularly with the present Administration in Washington, D.C. I am sure that you have read the charges, and you have heard it, that I, Senator Nixon, took $18,000 from a group of my supporters. Now, was that wrong? And let me say that it was wrong. I am saying it, incidentally, that it was wrong, just not illegal, because it isn't a question of whether it was legal or illegal, that isn't enough. The question is, Have I licked people's butts? It feels like the answer should be no, but , yes, I have licked people's butts, and in fact, I do lick people's butts.

― what is google (schlump), Monday, December 10, 2012 10:20 PM (Yesterday)

Hurting's tex-mex-themed Monkees cover band

Make up words to the instrumental theme song of a movie that describe that movie, then try to guess that movie.

i feel like i took part in a robbery and now i'm snitching to the cops but

she's -- coldblooded, check it and see
got a fetish for the civility
come on nancy, you can do more than that
she's coldblooded, she's coldblooded

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 5 May 2019 16:17 (three hours ago) Permalink

it was very impressive

I still maintain the one of mine Ward posted here was actually funny, humf.