MUSIC CRITCS ARE THE ART OF PRETEND FORGETFULLNESS

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msp (msp), Monday, 6 September 2004 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link

i am 19. roffle.

Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 6 September 2004 23:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm 35. I'll be 36 in Roctober. But I still get carded for cigarettes.

scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 6 September 2004 23:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm turning 23 :/

MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Monday, 6 September 2004 23:46 (nineteen years ago) link

since we're all sayin ages now i r 24

AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 6 September 2004 23:59 (nineteen years ago) link

http://robinstigator.com/robnewsonicyouthshirt.jpg

MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 00:00 (nineteen years ago) link

wow david cross really let himself go

AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 00:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Washing Machine was such a great album. God I love Sonic Youth.

Reed Moore (diamond), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 00:09 (nineteen years ago) link

FAG!

MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 00:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I AM LISTENING TO DAYDREAM NATION RIGHT FUCKING NOW

HAVE AN ABBOTT'S CUSTARD FOR ME JON

Reed Moore (diamond), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 00:19 (nineteen years ago) link

ARE YOU FOR SALE? FUCK YOU. DOES FUCK YOU SOUND SIMPLE ENOUGH? COME ON DOWN TO THE STORE, YOU CAN BUY SOME MORE MORE MORE MORE

Reed Moore (diamond), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 00:22 (nineteen years ago) link

sonic yoof rulz

Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 00:23 (nineteen years ago) link

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WYH IS MY ROOMMATE REHEASRSING ACTING SCENES IN MY LIVING WITH LOUD EX THEATER STUDENTS

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 00:27 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.abbottscustard.com/

Reed Moore (diamond), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 00:27 (nineteen years ago) link

guys, ther eare lots of people here who i don;t know and they gave me pot!

Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 00:28 (nineteen years ago) link

ian, stay strong.

brock (brock), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 00:58 (nineteen years ago) link

SO HIGH.

BONG HITS, A (HUGE) BLUNT, FIVE OR SIX BOWLS,k MORE BONG HITS.

OMGWTFLOL HOLALA!

Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 01:40 (nineteen years ago) link

IAN, LISTEN TO "IT'S ALL TOO MUCH" BY THE BLOODY BEATLES. IT IS A TREAT.

Reed Moore (diamond), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 01:44 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.biggerthanjesus.de/bilder/george11.jpg

I LOVE GEORGE

Reed Moore (diamond), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 01:46 (nineteen years ago) link

LISTENING. WISE SUGGESTION.

Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 01:48 (nineteen years ago) link

blasted music tonight
exuma - st
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

brock (brock), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 02:07 (nineteen years ago) link

One, two, three, four
Can I have a little more?
Five, six, seven eight nine ten I love you.

A, b, c, d
Can I bring my friend to tea?
E, f, g h I j I love you.

Sail the ship, jump the tree
Skip the rope, look at me

All together now....

Black, white, green, red
Can I take my friend to bed?
Pink, brown, yellow orange blue I love you

All together now....

Sail the ship, jump the tree
Skip the rope, look at me

All together now....

Reed Moore (diamond), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 02:11 (nineteen years ago) link

the guitar break in "Hey Bulldog" is so fucking amazing

Reed Moore (diamond), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 02:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Best Beatles guitar solo: "Good Morning Good Morning."

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 03:33 (nineteen years ago) link

TIM ELLISON I DID NOT AGREE WITH YOUR ALL-TIME BEST BEATLES SONGS LIST ON YOUR BLOG

but you are still a cool guy

Reed Moore (diamond), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 03:36 (nineteen years ago) link

TALKING ABOUT THE BEATLES IS BORING

MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 03:47 (nineteen years ago) link

OH GO WRITE ABOOK ABOUT THE VOOREDOMS.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 03:55 (nineteen years ago) link

meet me meet me meet me meet me meet me don't beat me just meet me
at the waffle house, i'm a mouse from ecuador, you're a duck and you're a ducky whore you like to suck duck dick all day, i like to suck mouse dick all day too but that don't mean i am a jew. i am a rap bastard and im a rapper that's a crapper i don't like to rap too much cuz i know i can't do it but you know what my rhymes are fluid so i don't wanna not, just wanna give you a pizza pie and say that's amore, that's a whore-ay, suck my dick all in its glor-ay, it's only three inches but that's okay, you can fit it in your throat piece and you dont have to worry about anything, it's a nice little tiny package and ya know what? it's all yours for the small price of 29.99, so let's go do some lines or we can not do drugs and we can just chill out with my thugs from west chester, the best chester, we are all the honkies in the world, we like to take little girls on the zone coaster and then put them in the toaster until they're nice and brown, until they hear the nice sound of my rhymin, on timin', i said i want the diamonds, i want the duckets, i want the buckets, i wanna just say fuck it mom, i don't wanna go to bed, let me stay up another hour, i'll take a shower in the morning before i go to school, momma why you such a fool, why you gotta play me, i ain't gay G, my dad is, that's why he likes to fuck with other men, that's why he looks like a little hen, that's why he likes to fuck and say he knows about yen but he's never been to japan, used to take that frying pan and slap me with it, yeah that's what you wanna do, i know it, i learned it from you dad, i learned it from you, that's why i do this, that's why i drink crys, that's why i drink piss from old businessmen when they piss in my mouth and they treat me like you dad, like you you you, i wanna be a jew like sammy davis junior, oh my god i like junior mints, let's talk about for a second, homeboy i fuckin wreck it, i wanna eat butter pecans, and i wanna change my name to stan the man, and i want a golden ham for my birthday, daddy i want a golden goose, daddy i want a golden moose, daddy i want you to nail me in the caboose with your fucking consil (??), i wanna ronsil, oh ronsil i hate you ronsil, i hate when i make up new words, but i don't hate when i make up new birds, that's a flying pickamoonoonoonoo, that's a flying pluckalackoonacka, oh new birds, i love me, oh i love money, and i love sunny d, fuck the grape stuff, or the purple stuff, or the nurple stuff, i just want the orange stuff, i want the white stuff in my hair, i don't use nair on my back for i'm a monkey and i get funky and i'm a junky but that's soo gravy, like the train, like the insane mother fucker from new york come with it while i spin it, wanna get with it i fuck it up fuck it up fuck it up for you for you and your crew and i'll just say it's so breezy easy, i like peezy it's a funny word, i like funny words, i like funny words, amen

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 03:59 (nineteen years ago) link

i've never seen them xpost

MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 03:59 (nineteen years ago) link

*casts Cone Of Cold*

jack cole (jackcole), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 04:24 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.geocities.com/retratoali/varios1/beatles.jpg

Reed Moore (diamond), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 04:38 (nineteen years ago) link

And probably a couple by Mick Jagger, Iggy Pop, Johnny Rotten, and Courtney Love as well (though I forget which ones, off hand). And oh yeah, almost every Elvis Costello song 1977-1978. And lots of *Here My Dear* by Marvin Gaye and *Wild Gift* by X and *Shoot Out the Lights* by Richard and Linda Thompson and (see assorted threads on "marriage rock.")

-- chuck (cedd...), September 7th, 2004. (later)
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tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 23:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I wnat to give Chuck Eddy a memory-restoring hug!

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 03:29 (nineteen years ago) link

What if you catch cooties?

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 03:31 (nineteen years ago) link

what if I catch foggy music memory??

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 03:32 (nineteen years ago) link

"Saint Etienne? Never heard of no damned Saint Etienne, you know I ain't religious!"

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 03:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, you might get your brain sucked out if you hug a music critic. Like what Glory did to Tara on Buffy!

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 03:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Friends don't let friends hug critics.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 03:35 (nineteen years ago) link

that karen finlay tune with mark kamins or maybe it was coldcut i can't remember or maybe i am turning into chuck eddy anyway the one where she keeps yelling "sushi sushi sushi"

-- gaz (mullygrubbe...), September 3rd, 2004. (gaz) (later)

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link

i haven't heard anything new by them since the "hello hawk" cd single. (i don't think i heard the parent album attached to that either.) (or maybe even the one before it.)

-- jess (wt...), September 18th, 2004 8:37 AM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:46 (nineteen years ago) link

the guitar break in "Hey Bulldog" is so fucking amazing

i've been looking for a french-language freakbeat version of hey, bulldog forever. i know it exists, bcz i saw/heard it once. anyone have any ideas?

lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:52 (nineteen years ago) link

hello hawk is one of my favorite songs on that superchunk album, which is, incidentally, the only one i own.

Ian c=====8 (orion), Saturday, 18 September 2004 17:11 (nineteen years ago) link

gear, this thread is genius

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Sunday, 19 September 2004 04:31 (nineteen years ago) link

USE THE INTERNET FOR FUCKS SAKE, YOUR MEMORY PROBLEMS WILL BE ALLEVIATED

Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 20 September 2004 18:15 (nineteen years ago) link

AM!!! WE ARE TEH SAVANT GENIUSES

(is it really hard to type amateurist or is it just me?)

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 20 September 2004 18:17 (nineteen years ago) link

can you be a savant genius if you're aware of being a savant genius?

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 00:27 (nineteen years ago) link

google:

http://completewasteoftime.blogs.com/weblog/jazz_savant.jpg

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 01:56 (nineteen years ago) link

"portrait of the noise dude as a young man"

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

are you under 30?

moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 07:53 (twelve years ago) link

are you under 30?

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, August 16, 2011 9:53 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

 (gr8080), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 08:39 (twelve years ago) link

Ha. Saw that but didn't think about this thread. Where did the spacesuit picture from Nov 2009 go, Scott?

Viriconium Island Baby (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

Also never noticed the misspellings in thread title before

Viriconium Island Baby (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

i don't remember the spacesuit thing.

chuck's book is so great.

scott seward, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

seven months pass...

someone mentioned 'Josie Packard' to me recently and I couldn't even guess who she was

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, March 16, 2012 1:19 PM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 17 March 2012 05:04 (twelve years ago) link

five months pass...

Also, wasn't the AC guy off the map for a while? He had nothing to do with "Dingleberry Jam" or whatever and "MPP," didn't tour behind them, didn't really do interviews, and the other AC guys iirc weren't terribly forthcoming about his activities or whereabouts.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, September 14, 2012 10:56 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 14 September 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...
three weeks pass...

sum total of time I've spent on computer games in my life = 5 mins of mario the hedgehog when i was 7, 5 mins spent repeatedly running it into a ravine

― lex pretend, Thursday, August 21, 2014 9:33 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 28 August 2014 19:24 (nine years ago) link

ten months pass...

Lindsay Logan – Speak (Casablanca 2004 CD) $1

― xhuxk, Saturday, May 23, 2015 9:40 PM (1 month ago)

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Saturday, 18 July 2015 20:47 (eight years ago) link

seven years pass...

What's "RIO"? You mean like Duran Duran??
― xhuxk, Wednesday, 15 February 2006 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link

brimstead, Sunday, 18 September 2022 04:23 (one year ago) link

I remember the pcikles

| (Latham Green), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 12:10 (one year ago) link


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