dirt bag style

things are better now : D

girls are dirty!

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seriously though, she doesn't get to complain when her poor cat is walking around with crusty poops stuck to its butthair because she doesn't empty out the litter often enough!

I like yr attitude, Vahid! How are the LVCs btw? I was thinking about a pair, but the Japanese seem to be kicking everyone's ass on the denim front these days.

thing is they are shrink-to-fit, but i bought them fairly tight because all of my other raw jeans have stretched about two or three inches. i wonder if i should have bought them too big and done a cold soak to shrink them ... i don't know, i guess i just chickened out on the idea of buying these huge jeans and spending all that time crouched in the bathtub waiting for them to dry on my legs and shrink to the perfect fit.

problem is, if these DON'T stretch, i am going to be the owner of some tight-ass jeans.

what would be ideal is if they stretched a bit, but not too much. then i'll just wear them unwashed FOREVER.

Despite the cost, the way these are worn is in keeping with the dirtbag thing, I say. If they were some sort of designer predistressed denim, I would turn in my dirtbag card though!

come to think of it, i do shampoo my beard once a week

b) just made out with TOTAL STRANGER, kicked him out when came to senses (well, quarter-way came to wft??! senses. i r resonpsonible.)

c) haven't washed hair in 3 days. looks good. wel fuck u. hair.

Anyway, I have the ultimate dirt bag squalor secret which is too horrible to be told for real, even if it isn't really my fault.

I get all nervous when people come into my room. It's like the tell-tale heart.

we ain't got nothing on those guys

this man never cleaned his flat

"after the first three years it doesn't get any dirtier"

not exactly that dirty, but:
my roommate was throwing up after a long night, and i was trying to get to bed, but couldn't because i had to pee very badly. from the sounds escaping from the bathroom, it seemed like it was going to be a long, drawn out vomit. so i opened my window, cut a hole in the screen, and relieved myself that way. dirtbag or clever?

towellessness

I tore the crotch of my corduroys when I was at work a few weeks ago, so I went to the bathroom with a roll of duct tape, turned my pants inside out, and taped them back together. luckily my shift ended an hour later and I don't think anybody noticed.

on another occasion I forgot to wear my belt to work, so I looped a ziptie between two adjacent belt loops to keep my pants from falling down. I cut off and replaced the ziptie every time I went to the bathroom.

See now you're just maligning good old fashioned ingenuity.

i am currently living in a van with two other people

cycled to work showered out of a can worked cycled home walked a few miles around the city slaved over a hot iron for an hour went to bed kinda forgot how nice it feels going to bed sticky

towellessness

― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, September 6, 2015 12:52 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I dried myself off with sweaty-ass underwear the other day when I forgot my towel after jogging on my lunch break.

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i used to have a free gym t-shirt in my gym bag specifically for days when i forgot to bring a towel to the gym.

i am currently living in a van with two other people

― jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, September 8, 2015 7:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beautiful post, rich w/o belaboring scenario

Remove a used paper towel from trash and re-use, because, you know, it's not that dirty, and the roll of paper towels is so far away, in the kitchen

bare cardboard in the tp holder, new roll is always on top of the toilet

i haven't used the tp holder in a decade because of cat

not sure this counts but I just ate a piece of pie with my hand, like a pizza slice