dadz r funny 2

Plus, he'll still eat up anything with Steve Martin in it. Or De Niro.

now he sends me the talk-radio type jokes. usaully about liberals and or democrats.

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Hi Theresea,

We got back home yesterday about 5 PM.  I changed my flight to travle back with Mom, which was really nice.  There was not anything sustanital that I could ahve dome by hanging around longer.

Will you please send me your airline ticket receiept, if they gave you one.  I may need it as part of accounting for funeral expenses.

Love,  Dad

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Whenever me & my dad hang out it is for a meal so we don't really have to try talking. So awkward, arrghhhhh.

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However, underneath all of the forwarded addresses from all the other forwardees, I spotted this line from the original sender:

HE is the only one that can save this country from the liberals that want him removed from the government. Our great nation will not stand if we delete HIM from all aspects of our government as the atheists want.

You know, I saw this message and thought it was sweet, so I fowarded it tomy son, If I had read it closer I would have SEEN that CONSERVATIVE RHETORICAL BULLSHIT that preceded it. Don't disguise or contort the meaning of Christ with your narrow inhumane views, it makes me sick and I already told you that...don't mix George Bush and Jesus Christ with me..it won't work!

...on the new Beonce single and video?

This is a must read - it's short but very informative!

The Muslim religion in the fastest growing religion per capita in the United States, especially in the minority races!!!

Allah or Jesus? by Rick Mathes

Last month I attended my annual training session that's required for maintaining my state prison security clearance. During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths, who explained each of their belief systems

I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had! to say. The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video.

After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers.

When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Imam and asked: "Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the infidels of the world. And, that by killing an infidel, which is a command to all Muslims, they are assured of a place in heaven. If that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?"

There was no disagreement with my statements and, without hesitation, he replied, "Non-believers!"

I responded, "So, let! me make sure I have this straight. All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can go to Heaven. Is that correct?"

The ____expression on his face changed from one of authority and command to that of a little boy who had just gotten caught with his hand in the cookie jar. He sheepishly replied, "Yes."

I then stated, "Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine Pope John Paul commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr.Stanley ordering Protestants to do the same in order to go to Heaven!"

The Imam was speechless.

I continued, "I also have problem with being your friend when you and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me. Let me ask you a question. Would you rather have your Allah who tells you to kill me in order to go to Heaven or my Jesus who tells me to love you because I am going! to Heaven and He wants you to be with me?" You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame.

Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the 'Diversification' training seminar were not happy with Rick's way of dealing with the Islamic Imam and exposing the truth about the Muslim's beliefs.

I think everyone in the US should be required to read this, but with the liberal justice system, liberal media, and the ACLU, there is no way this will be widely publicized. Please pass this on to all your e-mail contacts.

This is a true story and the author, Rick Mathes, is a well known leader in prison ministry.

I think everyone in the US should be required to read this, but with the liberal justice system, liberal media, and the ACLU, there is no way this will be widely publicized. Please pass this on to all your e-mail contacts.

because THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT THINK THE JUSTICE SYSTEM IS LIBERAL!?!?!

he also said he's giving a multiple-choice quiz to his students and is including "ludacris" as a choice for a question about a character's name in, like, a faulkner story or something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfODSPIYwpQ

my father just sent this

>Subject: resend
>Date: Fri, 14 Apr 2006 09:22:27 -0400
>
>Guess who I ran into today?

attached is a photo of a road killed rabbit and a smashed easterbasket..

this, he thinks is funny

The first on Takings and Eminent Domain is being debated in the SC Legislature. Contact Bob Leach; District 21 representative, and State Sen. Verne Smith on this:

These two will require separate e-mail messages to be created. Remember to edit the “To” for the right person and to add your name and address (in SC).

J. Verne Smith: SLC@scsenate.org

Bob Leach: RWL@schouse.org

The second topic is the pitiful White House crap on energy

For the Senate, you must fill out their online forms, then just copy/past the text in the message box.

Jim DeMint: http://demint.senate.gov/index.cfm?FuseAction=Contact.Home

Lindsey Graham: http://lgraham.senate.gov/index.cfm?mode=contactformhttp://lgraham.senate.gov/index.cfm?mode=contactform

Now how could this make political action easier?

Renee and Nnacy,

Thanks Renee for the CD of Aimee Mann. It sounds good. The only question I have is whether her backup electric guitars are very loud. The reason I asked this is that when I first turned it on at the same volume as I play my classical CDs it was much too loud. It may be that the level classical and pop music is recorded is different. However, I don't want my ears blasted. I sent this E-Mail to Nancy because she may have seen her, so Nancy, if you've been to her concerts, let me know if her electric guitars are loud.

lol. (not wanking, rt. arm is fractured)

He didn't call for another week, but sent this email two hours later:

Mesh say the computer prob sounds like overheating and have given me permiss to check inside without affecting the warenty. Lets hope it is just a loose connection.

From: pops
Sent: Saturday, June 17, 2006 6:22 pm
To: @oberlin.edu
Cc :
Bcc :
Subject: Da Honda is Sold, Da Funk is Bought

He sold an old car for scrap metal, then went out and bought Parliament records.

i gave my dad the Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me DVD for father's day and said "hopefully this isn't representative of our own father-daughter relationship!" LOLZ

Subject: HIROMO UHARA- GIRL JAZZ PIANIST

Saw this Girl yesterday at Saratoga jazz festival-- Got the biggest ovation of anyone-Catch her on Youtube--She is scary good !!! I am the jazztruk

"jazztruk" is killing me

i can only imagine the funny emails from my dad, who is cool in an outdoorsy westcoast introvert way but has let the digital world bypass him almost entirely. i think the only way he would ever have email is if i bought him an ipad and he figured out which places in his (very urban) neighbourhood have free wifi. like hey, the library. pretty sure he doesn't know what wifi is though.

You can load pictures from digital cameras to iPads now!

^ this would be my leading selling point!

my dad pronounces onesie "once-ee" because he says "one-zee" is the american pronunciation

once-zed

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https://twitter.com/saywhatagain/status/763422476474941440

Major props for the red ball row in the middle.

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Sharing the high tech hotel thermostat in his “rad dads” group text. pic.twitter.com/kXylN0pTk8

— Classic Dad Moves (@ClassicDadMoves) November 26, 2017

My friend’s dad had to bring an iMac abroad. Unfortunately, it didn’t fit in his carry-on. So he had to improvise. pic.twitter.com/x5LdQc407s

— Kirill Zakharov (@kirillz) January 14, 2020