RS Top 500

Also: "Spirit in the Sky" is some 100 spaces above "I Feel Love".

I promised myself I wouldn't flip out and get all rage-spaz on this board ever again about anything Rolling Stone ever did, but I guess now's as good a time as any to break that promise.

36. One, U2

162. Nothing Compares 2 U, Sinead O'Connor

169. Losing My Religion, R.E.M.

200. Loser, Beck

256. Paranoid Android, Radiohead

259. Hallelujah, Jeff Buckley

286. Summer Babe, Pavement

331. I Can't Make You Love Me, Bonnie Raitt

346. California Love, Tupac Shakur

353. Tears in Heaven, Eric Clapton

376. Fake Plastic Trees, Radiohead

382. Bitter Sweet Symphony, The Verve

399. Enter Sandman, Metallica

406. I Believe I Can Fly, R. Kelly

407. In Bloom, Nirvana

419. Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang, Dr. Dre

445. Come As You Are, Nirvana

455. All Apologies, Nirvana

475. Sabotage, Beastie Boys

497. Buddy Holly, Weezer

jesus -- how many fucking top XXX lists can these fuckfaces keep shitting out?

-- Mr. Snrub

Yeah Nirvana is honorary classic rock for sure. No song from the 80s in the Top 50. I believe the U2 and Nirvana songs are the only ones in Top 50 after '75.

Haha, wtf?

I mean I guess Clapton used to be an old blues guy and all, but "I Believe I Can Fly?" What a horrible token R. pick.

419 - Dr. Dre - "Nuthin' But A G Thang"
Dre's debut solo single sampled the bass line from Leon Haywood's '75 hit "I Want'a Do Something Freaky to You." Dre on his working methods: "I sit around by myself in the studio at home, push buttons and see what happens."

Didn't know if this was worth a new thread so putting it here. Noticed that RollingStone put up a revised top 500 to reflect the 00s more than the previous top 500. Not a whole lot of changes at the top. Noticed that both The Bends and Kid A were rated higher than OK Computer; I wouldn't think that was the consensus. Also noticed Elvis' The Sun Sessions is now in the top 11.

Anyway, here's the link: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/500-greatest-albums-of-all-time-20120531

Thumbed through this at cvs the other night; the first Arcade Fire album is just inside the top 150.

Actually I tell a lie: it's in @#151.

Oh, so this is its own issue then? I thought it was just some online exclusive.

And because I'm bored to tears, I give you the top ten albums from 2000-2010, according to the new RS 500 list:

Radiohead - Kid A @ 67
Kanye West - Late Registration @ 118
Arcade Fire - Funeral @ 151
The Strokes - Is This It @ 199
Bob Dylan - Modern Times @ 204
Green Day - American Idiot @ 225
Eminem - Marshall Mathers LP @ 244
Jay Z - The Blueprint @ 252
Eminem - The Slim Shady LP @ 275
U2 - All That You Can't Leave Behind @ 280

so what are the major differences between this and 2003/2004 list?

American Idiot? You have got to be kidding me.

I think they re-voted and included 2003-2010 releases. I'm kind of skeptical though. Is there really that many people who think Sgt Pepper is the greatest rock album ever in 2012? I'm fine with the Beatles landing the top spot for various reasons, but that album would seem to be more polarizing.

You missed that Peter Wolf album from 2002 that snuck in the bottom fifty in the old list and somehow (cough, Jann, cough) stuck around.

They claim now that the list was made by working some math magic via combining the old results with the ballots from their "Best of The 2000s" poll.

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-lists/best-songs-of-all-time-1224767/

new top 500 songs list, significantly improved on representation of black artists but still a deeply goofy list in typical rs fashion. "royals" at 30 lmao & did the elton john biopic drastically inflate his critical standing or something?

lmao "dynamite" made it there surely can't be anything more embarrassing than that

most 'lol modern rolling stone' pick is harry styles though

I both get the urge to ensure the last ~10-15 years has representation in the top 100 and think it's completely ludicrous that these songs have enough consensus among the RS staff that they're as good as any song ever written.

gtfo with royals

it's especially a problem bc their taste really nosedives across the last two decades, before that it's all very canonical obviously & not that interesting. when it gets more distinctively modern rolling stone and they start throwing in harry styles and "fix you" of all coldplay songs and "dynamite" as the worst possible token pick etc. it's very strange

and even "dancing on my own" is decent but nowhere near as good as this list says it is

"why is the rolling stone website so broken" - a question i have been asking for most of my life

most 'lol modern rolling stone' pick is harry styles though

Yep. Enough already, Rob Sheffield!

I've only got a glancing familiarity with the more recent stuff, so can't judge, but looking at the top 25, it's pleasing that "Waterloo Sunset" came ahead of "Bohemian Rhapsody", despite the fact that there was no terrible recent biopic called Waterloo Sunset.
This list and last year's album list show they've really changed their method from the old "here's your recent favourite at number 495, now be quiet" process.

He finally stopped playing “Teen Spirit” for good — taking his own life on April 5th, 1994.

oof

Waiting for this list to load on my phone makes me want quit the internet. Wtf is embedded in this page?

xp wtf

"royals" at 30 lmao

loooool

"So What" coming in at 492 is pretty funny.

He finally stopped playing “Teen Spirit” for good

It reads better if you imagine George Jones reciting that.

daddy yankee's "gasolina" coming in at #50 is fantastic, justifies the whole thing

"get ur freak on" in the top ten is like. . . i mean, this is a joke, right?

should be higher, true

Do people really still think "Runaway" is Kanye's best song?

did the elton john biopic drastically inflate his critical standing or something?

"Tiny Dancer" is significantly higher than any Elton John song on the 2004 list, but he has fewer songs overall.

ELTON JOHN ⬇️

2004
136. Your Song
242. Rocket Man
347. Candle in the Wind
380. Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
387. Tiny Dancer

2021
47. Tiny Dancer
149. Rocket Man
202. Your Song
371. Bennie and the Jets

— John M. Cunningham (@jmcunning) September 15, 2021

The Who's stock seems to have fallen pretty far. Or farther.

Grande released “Thank U, Next” a little more than a year after her concert in Manchester, England, came under attack

It was 18 months later... NBD, I guess, but why fudge the timeline? (It reads like they wanted to write about "No Tears Left to Cry," but it didn't make the list.)

Surprised Schubert didn't make it. So many canonical songs.

Moka is right, this list can only elicit an endless list of "why ?"

Björk's got Buñuel syndrome. Too many masterpieces for consensus.

If Bjork mixed good martinis too, she's godhead.

Sorry, wrong thread

Seriously, what's to celebrate in tokenism ? How does Gasolina represent a tradition if the people who voted for this list do not know the first thing about Latin music ? Who in reggaeton needs the acknowledgment or recognition of RS ? To pretend that this has value or meaning is so completely incomprehensible. This list is what it is: 60 years of ongoing biases that are only restated in thinly corrected forms.

― Nabozo

I agree. While it provides surprises having idk 1 reggaeton song, 1 cumbia song, 1 salsa song… at the same time being so eclectic doesn’t work. It doesn’t really provide a full picture and honestly nobody is expecting it. I’d much rather prefer more specialized lists. Because now you have to make space for idk an afropop song in the 400-500 and it’s going to be a very obvious choice. I’d rather have a rock song that rarely gets credit in the lower ranks than the token cumbia song everybody who cares knows already by heart.

Tokenism isn’t what I’m celebrating lol my point is the most of the inclusions on this list which I consider a failure make me cringe & that particular example is like the grain of what could be a more interesting list, the moment where you’re like oh this list *could* actually celebrate more of the breadth of music if they were trying.

I thought my whole point in drawing attention to snoop dogg > slick Rick tradition / continuum made it clear this had nothing to do w tokenism …? Gasolina is more than a “token” song anyway but that’s another conversation

Like I’m genuinely mystified how you could read the part directly before the mention of Gasolina as me advocating for tokenism lol

No worries, it was more a point of frustration I was trying to air than an attack against you or your post. As others have said, yourself now included, I just find the list very mediocre, so I took issue at trying to find an angle of analysis to grant it some kind of hidden significance.

i didn’t see if there was any other reggaeton on there, but would be cool if don omar’s bandoleros” made it

― grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Friday, September 17, 2021 6:06 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

‘danza kuduro’ imo

lists are funny

Aside from a small handful of choices like "Thank U Next" or maybe "Hotline Bling" or "Thinking About You," the token 2010s entries all feel grossly forced. Whereas more beloved tracks like "Work" or "We Found Love" or "Trap Queen" would probably not seem nearly as awkward. Even "Hard Times" or Charli XCX "Boys" are better choices than most of these. Or any song from Black Messiah.

Wtf are "Savage" or "I Like It" or "Redbone" doing here? Did "WAP" come in at #501?

Not sure if this is mentioned yet but noticing they made room for every prominent musician who died since 2020. Like "Radiation Vibe" is great but it's a very unexpected choice in context and gets me thinking maybe 10 people voted for 10 different Adam Schlesinger tracks and the editors made an executive decisions to combine those votes towards one song.

...which wasn't even entirely his.

10 specialized top 50 lists instead of a gral top 500

Yeah I really like this idea. Or a randomly organized list of 500 songs chosen only by superfans of the artists being polled. "500 Fan Favorites" or something.

Re: Prominent recently dead musicians, this actually worked in a good way for "The Humpty Dance" since it absolutely deserves to be here and sadly would probably not have been considered otherwise.