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Those would be sneakers, Samantha - or, as I like to say as of right now, "sneaks." Actually the gin-yoo-wine term for shoes of that sort over here is "takkies". And now you know.

Mitch Lastnamewithehld, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

takkies? you're in arizona right? in texas we call them tennis shoes.

Samantha, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Why, thank you Anthony! *hops around the room like a chihuahua with ADD"

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

calm down or i will force you to have anal sex with a great dane.

anthony, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Who will be the bottom Anthony?

Samantha, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Samantha: I am going to be in Arizona next week, but I am a born and bred citizen of South Africa.

Anthony: You have exposed the inherent problems in not being able to moderate my own blog. And I'm calm now. Take your Great Dane elsewhere. (it wasn't Hamlet, was it?)

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

11:47pm
Made a bad joke on the internet.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

This thread is like interactive TV! WHY didn't I come here sooner?!

rainy, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I like this thread too! But I still think it needs some Mike Hanle y CAPS!!!

james, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

agreed.

rainy, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

1:04pm
I'm off to the shops now to buy pants. (I'm buying clothes and shoes and stuff cause I need them and I'm leaving for AZ tomorrow.)

James thinks I NEED MORE HANLE Y-ESQUE CAPS. Rainy concurs. I, however, disagree: lowercase is softer on the eyes.

Interactive TV: Where is it? I'm certain we were meant to have it by now. Or is the 3rd world just lagging behind and you people overseas can choose with your remotes how much eyeshadow the CNN lady should be sporting?

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Saturday, 15 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

12:23om (but in my head it's 9:10am)
Mitch is now in the desert! (Tucon, that is.) My flight wasn't bad. Tired. Many airports. Paris. Chicago. Baggage. Terminal 1. Peanuts. Lost. Terminal 2A. Stamp. Tickets. Stairs. Right this way sir. Found. Tired.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

9:15pm
Know this:

"Hot Shots II" is easy-listening music for a warm summer's night, stretched out on a pew perched on the rings of Saturn, watching celestial events all while sipping pan galactic gargle blasters.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

9:27pm
Why the rubbish metaphors? Well, I'm listening on a different hi-fi here (smaller than mine, not as many features etc.) with these cheap headphones (cos' I forget to bring my good ones)and I'll be damned if it doesn't make everything sound heavenly! I can't quite explain it, there's a noticeable lack of bass and they're too trebly, but "Rooty" and "Hot Shots II" were almost religious experiences last night.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Some thoughts, kinda related to Josh 's latest Change musings: "Pay for the Piano" is probably my least favourite song on the disc (and I still like it quite a bit)- I feel as if it's delivered begrudingly, it's the kind of track (loud, fast, chorus-centric) that some might label a "typical D-Plan rocker", which makes it something of an anomaly on the rest of an atypical album (then again, The Plan never really delivers 'typical' material, anyway). So when it comes on, I think of the band taking in a deep breath (it's right there 4:47 into Superpowers!) and giving us the umptemo rock song we've come to demand. This notion of obligation is mirrored in the lyrics- "It may as well be us".

and re: the lyrics to "Following Through", the lyrical perspective seems quite hard to pin down- at first it's maybe wistful, thinking about a relationship that never really came to fruition and wondering what might've been. Then the chorus suggests a triumphant defiance but in the final line it changes to a kind of resigned, graceful defeat ("I'm just following through"). I like this apparent confusion.

Could Josh or anyone else fill this in for me: "When I was ten, I had this book of modern fighterplanes, with F15s and ---(part I can't hear properly)---Ocean City girls on the boardwalk singing 'oh oh oh oh"

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I don't understand those lyrics either, but I never heard it as "book" so I thought he said "model fighter planes", and after "F15s" I think he says "Migs".

Josh, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

And you know, I have goddamn permalinks now for a reason.

cheers,

Josh, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

12:07pm
Permalinks (despite their would-be reassuring unison of 'permanant' and 'links') remind me of the ephemeral nature of life and so depress me. I find linking to joshblog as a whole more comforting.

Tim F, you're right: "All I know" is a thing of understated beauty.

Another good thing: Tinkling piano keys. You can find them on the third part of Mos Def's "Brooklyn". And quite a bit on "Hot Shots II", I think. And many many other places. Someone should come here and party with me on New Years.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

12:19pm
The last bit should've been a separate thought. But there'll probably be tinkling piano keys here if you had your heart set. Come on.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

1:42 AM
Mitch, you are a mentalist.

Josh, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

7:23pm
yeah, Josh is probably right.

Yesterday I went up to Tucon's Mt. Lemmon. Staring out the car window: rows of cacti seem to stretch ever heavenward, poking the puffy underbellies of the clouds like some celestial re-enactment of the pillsbury doughboy commercial. Then: white patches begin to dot the mountainscape like the epidermis of a concerned patient in a dermatologist's waiting room. Finally: layers of thick white impasto snow hug the rock in an embrace more frigid than one received from a distant relative in a display of reluctant affection. I've never been much of an outdoorsman myself, but it was breathtaking.

It's a good thing I brought with Boards of Canada's "In a beatiful place out in the country" EP that I purchased not two days before.

Amo Bishop Rodan.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Monday, 24 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Overheard", Installment #1:

Scene: Borders, a mall.

Her: ...so of couse I dumped him.
Him: Well, you don't have to worry about *me* getting it up!

She didn't look or sound any older than 14. Yes, blah blah society's rapidly descending moral codes etc. but what worries me is that there's probably a 15 yr old guy out there fretting over his possible sexual dysfunction when he should be, I dunno, playing Mortal Kombat Twelve in the arcade or something.

On second thought: fuck him. That's what you get for screwing precociously picky 14 yr olds.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Yesterday I cried for the first time/
Just another day to call my own."

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Mitch's second to last post is a wonderful thing.

N., Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Josh! Other D-Plan fans! From the mouth of (whatever Plan member was sitting at the pc on AIM)himself, the missing "Ellen & Ben" lyrics:

waitforit....

("..with F15s and Migs")/ "that and a bowl of breyer's mint chip was life at its apex"

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

mitch that's the 'who shot ya' beat!

ethan, Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

More signs of the Plan's hiphop-friendly attitude, then. You should listen to them instead of that twee stuff you like so much, Ethan.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 28 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Oops. A mizzunderstanding. Ethan was talking about "Brooklyn". He should still listen to the Plan instead of the Apples in Stereo or what have you.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 28 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

10:30pm
I am going to Las Vegas tomorrow, for two days. Anything I should know about the Sity of Cin?

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 28 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The ten of clubs is your magic card, that is all.

Mr Noodles, Friday, 28 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

3:34pm
Las Vegas, you were a big disappointment.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Sunday, 30 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The Good Stuff About My Trip to Las Vegas: A sizeable amount of 'father 'n son quality time', mostly over video poker (ps. This is not to be undervalued. Really.) Nice art exhibition at heritage museum. Decent stand-up comedy show.

The Not Especially Good Stuff, In Fact, the Rather Downright Bad Stuff About My Trip to Las Vegas: It was incredibly frustating. Back home, at age 18 you're legally entitled to drink, gamble, get into nightclubs, drink some more etc. This means you're sneaking into clubs and getting plastered at age 16. By the time you reach 19, you're waxing nostalgic about the good ol' days and wondering if maybe you aren't ready to settle into a slightly less "hectic" weekend routine. So you arrive in Vegas with a distaste for excessive glitz, but at the same time you secretly hope that you'll be able to take advantage of at least some of that delicious, leather-clad, booty-shakin', high-rollin' decadence you've heard so much about. But lest you forget: you're a minor. None of that for you. You may as well be 12. Argh.

I did manage a little gambling and, really, I wouldn't have done much more had it been legal for me to do so. I can't watch money turn to nothing, it eats me up on da insidez. I'm pretty sure I get this cash neurosis from my mom. And, with the ever-weakening SA Rand, performing constant currency conversions in my head (ie. multiplying everything by 12) can be a stomach-churning exercise. And I had a running nose and a scratchy throat, but if I mention that I run the risk of coming off like a tedious, whiny, (undersexed), self-involved pre-post-teen *and* a sympathy whore.

So, yeah, mostly disappointed. And wondering how I'm going to scare up some decadence of my very own back here in lil' Tucson in 12 hours. And it's my Dad's birthday today, too. Happy Birthday Dad.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

tell them about how you found two copies of d.i. go pop you bastard. "oh, well, i have the one, i don't need two that i could send a second copy to jess to replace his lost one that he's been searching for for three years."

jess, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

you must search harder jess. TO MORDOR.

Ronan, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

mordor where the shadows are currently touring

mark s, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

TO THE BRIDGE OF KHAZAD-DUM!

gandalf, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

TWO COPIES? Mitch you cockfarmer.

Josh, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

One disc to bring them all, and in their stereos bind them. I must congratulate Mitch on his good taste, of course. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Sauron cares not for the shadows, THEY USED TO BE ABOUT THE MUSIC "MAN".

Ronan, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Further to the being a minor thing, do American teenagers have more sex because there's no drinking to fill their time with, or does the lack of drinking make sex a trickier thing to come by?

Mark C, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'll burn copies of "D.I. Go Pop" for everyone. (Even though it ain't *ALL* that. So far.) And I'm also v. curious re: Mark C's question.

Mitch Lastnamewitheld, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

MITCH YOU GOD AMONG MEN.

Josh, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

mitch i have a burned copy already...::stalks off mumbling incoherently...::

jess, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Mitch, were you just saying that D.I. Go Pop is somehow *not* a revelation? *throws Mitch in sack and sends him down the Colorado River*

And Josh, if you've *needed* a burned copy all this time, why did you not ask? ;-)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I was going to burn all those em pee threes, but I never got around to it and then lost my chance. :(

Josh, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Silly boy. Send me your new address.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

ned, since we're whoring, does yr offer of burning the d.i. singles (ala yr top 136 of the 90s) still stand?

jess, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

2:37am
Hurrah! Josh gets the CD, I don't have to ship anything overseas, Ned's giving everyone singles and that's another New Years Eve spent bored and alone!

I have made this great deal with my friend returning from a year abroad in a couple weeks. She predicted that both of our New Years were probably gonna be dull family affairs, and suggested that we celebrate it on January 20th. I advise all the achin' heart ILE'ers (hi Jess!) to do likewise. Let's make Jan 20 New Years, take 2.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Tuesday, 1 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Drinking age = 21 = fucking stupid.

Actually, drinking age = 18 = also fucking stupid

Oh yeah, poker machines = really, really, fucking stupid

Even though I think it's all stupid I reckon that when you come of age in yrrr home place you should get a card or something saying "ADULT" and it shouldn't matter where in the world you go after that, you should be recognised as adult everywhere.

toraneko, Tuesday, 1 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Jan 20th = NYE Version 2 = fantastic!!

toraneko, Tuesday, 1 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

not sure i quite want to do this but... hi!

jermaine (jnoble), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link

ten months pass...
hi all im thinking of moving out 2 toucon wot do ya think good plce 2 b or no

allison hubbard, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

hi mitch!

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:50 (eighteen years ago) link

it's pretty good here

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

i've been thinking about the desert

get bent, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link

the great american one

get bent, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link

An old-timey term it sez, and yet I keep hearing it.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link

those wacky mormons and their irrigation

get bent, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.desertusa.com/life.html

Great American Desert

gabbneb, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

the California Desert(s)

gabbneb, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link

three years pass...

mitch?

Lophar Andreusz DeLeone (admrl), Monday, 22 August 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link


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