unfunniest "comedians"

The Thin Blue Line was absolutely devoid of redeeming features.

Pah! What’s the difference between the manager of Barclays having a fight, and Fred Nerk?... One’s a warring banker, and the other’s a boring…

The Thin Blue Line is practically perfect in everyway --

Rowan Atkinson: I’m not sure about you, darling, but I had lots of fun last night: Flatulation on top of fornication…

It was the best Scrabble score I’ve ever had!

Jackie Mason wins this one hands-down. plus he's a miserable sack of shit.

For me, it's amazing how Tom Green can veer from abdomen
crampingly funny to desperately unfunny - from one sketch to
the next.

Blueberry Head is even worse.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2003/Aug-15-Fri-2003/photos/lifestyle.jpg

i think it deserves some respect for the line "your cockup, my arse!"

Homophone much? ;)

Anyway, Julian Clary has his moments.

He claims to be the UK equivalent of Eddie Murphy, although surely that would involve starring in films? He was on Channel 4's Top 100 worst songs (many which were actually dead good) defending his soiree into the music world (which wasn't). He was also on the Brass Eye paedophile special, sniffing keyboards and feeling "susceptible". He seems to be a particular bugbare of mine. I really dislike the man. He's also started to remind me in mannerisms of Harvey from So Solid Crew.

Danny Gans, ladies and gentlemen.

Lisa Lamapanelli

Dane Cook.

How about Lenny Bruce? No seriously, I mean he told stories, more than he delivered knee-slapping laffs. I'm trying to assume this thread isn't just about naming comedians you don't like.

try harder.

interesting pic under the lee evans one there.

Brian Reagan makes Dane Cook look like Richard Pryor.

Harry Hill. Just awful!

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snoop's thinking of benny hill obv

Tringelbert Wangledack.

Never heard of him, but those Tim Vine jokes are all great.

OMG at Danny Gans!

i don't know anything about lee evans' standup but he gets a free pass for 'funny bones,' he was great in that

Tommy Fawkes (Oliver Platt) is a struggling stand-up comedian who has tried for years to get out from under the shadow of his father, George Fawkes (Jerry Lewis), himself a famous humorist. Tommy finally scores a showcase spot at a major resort in Las Vegas, but when opening night rolls around, Tommy's act is an unqualified disaster, with the failure made even more painful by his father's presence in the audience. In search of a fresh start, Tommy heads to Blackpool, England, where he was born and raised, to look for a new act. Hoping to buy material from local performers, Tommy auditions a large number of acts, most of whom are utterly hopeless, until he sees a hilarious vaudeville team, the Parker Brothers. Their act seems more than a bit familiar, however, and Tommy soon realizes that they're doing his father's old material. But they have every right to be doing George's schtick -- it seems George stole his act from the Parkers ages ago. What's more, the younger and more eccentric of the Parker Boys, Jack (Lee Evans), is actually Tommy's half brother, the product of a fling with a Blackpool showgirl years ago. Veering between comedy and drama, Funny Bones has more than its share of effective moments on either side of the fence, and features fine supporting performances from Oliver Reed, Leslie Caron and Harold Nicholas.

OMG at Danny Gans!

Yeah, that's amazingly awful stuff. I was thankfully unaware of his existence until the other day.

Thanks! Fascinatingly bad. I'm completely hooked.

Just that impersonation alone which 'welcomes' you. Good lord.

when the people's court are sending bbc execs to isle of man gulag, whoever was responsible for cancelling stewart lee's comedy vehicle should get the death sentence.

xp. i think it's reasonable to assume that his persona reflects his genuine feelings. a working class celtic supporter from glasgow who hates the tories and is anti-austerity, is pro-palestine, supports scottish independence, and is homophobic. not a rare combo in the wild

... and thinks he's a comedian. Bingo.

Kumail Nanjiani

a lot of contemporary alt-comedy is 💩

i see ive already criticized hari kondabolu itt

what is a good brit comedian is that a thing

tony hancock, sid james, kenneth williams, kenny everett .. it all goes to shit after them.

Larry Grayson, of course.

dave allen

... British >:(

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when the people's court are sending bbc execs to isle of man gulag, whoever was responsible for cancelling stewart lee's comedy vehicle should get the death sentence.

― calzino

alan tew better fucking still be doing the theme, that's all i'm saying