so so i just started doing this paleo diet thing - feels like it should be bullshit. is it?

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no nightshade vegetables?? kinda shit is that

goole, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

i sort of run on something like this diet by habit anyway. don't much like bread, not much of a sweet tooth.

goole, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

and yeah i think the "science" behind this is pretty yeah sure whatever

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, September 20, 2012 12:42 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

u shd read the paleo book, i mean u can yeah sure w/e it but there is a lot of science in there, its written by a researcher, the bibliography is like 20 pages long

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

man school + stress + indolence has completely scuppered my once-decent dietary habits. so much bad cafeteria food, takeout, and chips and shit.

currently in one of those anxiety loops w/r/t "there are important things you need to do with your free time that are actually very important but for god's sake man you have GOT to clean out the fridge and stop ordering pizza"

catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

haha pizza is so good

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

i have the Paleo For Athletes book, i should read it one of these days

catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

i moved to the country and theres no delivery is the only reason im able to eat healthy at all

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

been eating paleo roughly 80% of the time since the end of june, lost 20lbs, more to lose on the way, loving it

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

i have paleo for athletes, the differences are p subtle, its really for putting together a training regimen for like doing a marathon or w/e where youre looking to be super precise, rather than being for someone who just gets a lot of exercise

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

man school + stress + indolence has completely scuppered my once-decent dietary habits.

man school will do that to you.

Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

diet fads are the weirdest thing

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

this idea that every 10 years someone has figured out the BEST way for people to eat... it reminds me of parenting books, every 10 years we've FINALLY figured out how to raise children! lol.

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

*thinks deeply*

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

were you guys all on the atkins diet ten years ago serious question

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

nope, the paleo diet is the only one ive ever tried, the thing that attracted me to it is that its mostly popular w/fitness fanatics rather than people who want to lose weight, and i didnt really need to lose weight but i was interested in eating healthier and getting ripped, so there you go

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:10 (eleven years ago) link

can you smash bricks with your bare hands yet

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

of course

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

yeah basically the paleo way of eating goes really well with my workout habits.

carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

juan atkins diet

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

To be honest, paleo just seems like a dogmatic version of a normal weight-training diet. Pound of kale + whole roast chicken for dinner? Sure. Eliminating carbohydrates is weird to me, though, I don't think that's good for your body. And eliminating nightshades just sounds like insanity.

a whiter shade of paleo (Ówen P.), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

were you guys all on the atkins diet ten years ago serious question

I still do this in phases from time to time. Paleo is a more common-sense, sustainable 'lifestyle' diet imo, but when I want to shed a few pounds, Atkins + exercise has proven to be the most effective method for me. ymmv obv

Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

To be honest, paleo just seems like a dogmatic version of a normal weight-training diet. Pound of kale + whole roast chicken for dinner? Sure. Eliminating carbohydrates is weird to me, though, I don't think that's good for your body. And eliminating nightshades just sounds like insanity.

― a whiter shade of paleo (Ówen P.), Thursday, September 20, 2012 1:16 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you can eat tons of carbs just not starches or refined sugars, as for everyone saying this just seems like common sense, interesting to see how the common sense has changed over the years via the popularity of fad diets, i mean like the us government still recommends a shit ton of starches to this day, although less than they used to

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

not long ago people thought pasta was super healthy cause it doesnt have any fat!

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

you can eat tons of carbs

mmmmm sweet potatoes

carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, OK. My Crossfitting friend told me "no carbs" and I was like "you crazy". He looks good, though. Tough.

a whiter shade of paleo (Ówen P.), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

personally I just try to observe simple rules (drilled into me primarily from my mom, whose father was this guy) - don't eat any processed shit (transfat, junk food, sodas, mass market meat products, etc.), cook at home, eat a lot of veggies (primarily organic produce from the co-op plus our CSA box), meat a couple times a week. that's pretty much it. I walk a mile a day. I do not have a catchy name or rationale for this diet.

xp

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, OK. My Crossfitting friend told me "no carbs" and I was like "you crazy". He looks good, though. Tough.

― a whiter shade of paleo (Ówen P.), Thursday, September 20, 2012 1:22 PM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well carbs often is just used as shorthand for starches, just also like the sugar in fuit is carbs too

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

so its not like atkins where youre really going for the metabolic response to eating no carbs at all

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

yeah atkins is trying to shoot ketosis all the time

carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

i do keep to relativity low carb but that's just me

carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

No I understood paleo to be about monitoring your insulin and so forth.

I can't get behind eating so much meat, myself, nor giving up nightshades or legumes. Plus, the rhetoric like "Mbutu tribes in modern day Papua New Guinea surely subsisted on cassava root and yams so these root vegetables are deemed paleo" infuriates me. Honestly I feel like I have more in common with Ted Nugent's "let's kill something + eat it" style than "let's go to the supermarket and pretend we're cavemen" thing. Not knocking paleo, I just can't suspend my disbelief enough to actually try it out

a whiter shade of paleo (Ówen P.), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

Also pasta is good for you especially when topped with sauce of nightshade and shaved dairy product, welcome to the 21st century

a whiter shade of paleo (Ówen P.), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

all that mumbo jumbo is like yeah whatever then you start eating this way and feel great and see results in body composition. that's what sold me on it

carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

You only have to give up nightshades if you're sensitive to them - it's kind of an elimination diet thing.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

let's go to the supermarket and pretend we're cavemen

yeah this shit is obnoxious

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

I clubbed the last person that told me that and stole there fire btw

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

Paleo strikes me as somewhat different from other fad diets because you don't, strictly speaking, have to be in caloric restriction to eat paleo. It's a lifestyle/diet you can maintain even once you've reached your goal weight (if you want to lose weight) because all it really boils down to is the Michael Pollan line about eating food, mostly plants, etc..

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

(really, you only have a caloric restriction BECAUSE you're cutting out so many high-calorie/high-carb foods like bread and pasta and milk)

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i'd think that paleo/veganism (our resident NNs favorite diets) are more focused on maintenance than they are on "losing weight"

catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

I figure you could skip the mumbo-jumbo and just write the world's shortest diet book:
- eat a solid amount of protein to maintain lean mass
- eat a ton of non-starchy vegetables, mostly greens
- don't drink sugar
- dairy's okay if it doesn't give you the shits, don't drink too much
- bread/rice/etc. in small doses - don't live on the Endless Pasta Bowl, etc.
- fast for a day or two on occasion

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

^^^

well I dunno about the fasting thing

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

See I prefer "eat lots of rice and quinoa and ease up on the corn, wheat and potatoes" but I used to be macro/vegan so that's my own bias talking. I think I just have a problem with "lots of meat!" in any diet b/c of processing, sodium, environmental concerns, cruelty, non-sustainability, mercury, nitrates, expense, and that it's such a privileged diet to indulge upon. Boring concerns, yeah zzzzz. Generally I decide what to eat protein-wise by allowing myself a chicken, a fish, a steak and a dozen eggs every week but I like that kind of symmetry. The parable diet.

a whiter shade of paleo (Ówen P.), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

totally feel you on the meat thing. industrial production of beef is pretty fucking odious.

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 September 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

paleo diet is like this one weird trick to get you to eat unprocessed foods

barthes simpson, Thursday, 20 September 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

fast for a day or two on occasion

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, September 20, 2012 1:42 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

milo tell me more about fasting

carne asada, Monday, 24 September 2012 13:02 (eleven years ago) link

just eat more fancy beets. you'll feel like a million bucks!

― Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Thursday, September 20, 2012 9:38 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark

Words to live by!

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Monday, 24 September 2012 13:10 (eleven years ago) link

So what do you paleo people eat for breakfast? No fiber cereal or oatmeal?

curmudgeon, Monday, 24 September 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

a live salmon

clouds, Monday, 24 September 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

OP: Mostly bullshit. There's no question that eating less processed food is healthier, and if you're going to eat meat that grass-fed beef is healthier (its higher in n−3 fatty acids). But, overall, a low carb animal protein based diet will kill you.

The argument in Loren Cordain's books (which started the paleo fad over a decade ago) was a lot of hand-waving and few studies. Our paleo ancestors weren't subsisting on a diet of persistance hunting run down antelope. Hunter gatherers get around 60% of their calories from plants, with the exception of the Eskimos, who died young, with lotsa of gout and osteoporosis from eating too much protein. And there's ample evidence that our common ancestor with the common chimp and bonobo got 80% of their calories from plants, the average human has 3 times the number of amylase (starch digesting) gene as chimps (even the Eskimos), so we've likely been cooking tubers and seeds over the campfire for as long as we've controlled fire (400k, maybe 700k years BP). So a evolutionary argument for a mostly animal protein paleo diet would rest on any adaptations we picked up in the window after bipedalism and before fire - a pretty short window considering how long our primate ancestors were eating leaves a fruit.

‽ Interrobang You're Dead ‽ (Sanpaku), Monday, 24 September 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

the thing is, everything will eventually kill you

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link


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