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c&p threads and in-thread zings operate by completely different sets of laws

some dude, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link

ZING LAWS.

s1ocki, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link

btw saw this at Other Music yesterday

http://www.zingmagazine.com/zingmagazine.html

dmr, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link

for all things zing

dmr, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah see the thing is with hiding yr story is you only hide it from yourself. not everyone else. it's kinda like life, actually.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Saturday, July 19, 2008 1:53 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Saturday, 19 July 2008 13:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Stewart/Colbert as arbiters of the freakshow = under-45 fantasyland

-- gabbneb, Monday, 14 July 2008 18:49 (1 week ago) Link

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 21 July 2008 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link

so this board is basically just like the last day of high school when you sit around with your friends circling yearbook photos and debating choices

-- moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, July 22, 2008 10:03 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

s1ocki, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link

i have a really bad tendency to get naughty, whimsical thoughts, express them on ilx, and then, worse, attempt to justify and reason through them, i mean this is precisely the sort of thing i've learned to cut out, but in trying to explain this i am demonstrating precisely the sort of unwanted traits that made me so unpalatable, think of this as a grotesque, self-fulfilling prophecy and forget i even had the gall to press "submit response" which is after all something i could at this stage not do...ah fuckit

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:08 (Yesterday) Link

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you don't have autism, you're just a dipshit.

-- goole, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:10 (Yesterday) Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 02:33 (fifteen years ago) link

More Carla Gugino plz.

-- milo z, Thursday, November 22, 2007 1:07 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 07:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Slick Rick's other eye is actually the cornerstone of the all-seeing, all-grasping worldwide Masonic empire...and it's looking over in our direction
-- J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, March 5, 2003 12:21 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 09:33 (fifteen years ago) link

"naughty, whimsical thoughts"

max, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 12:05 (fifteen years ago) link

i just can't believe ppl think this is good pop music.

it's like when you meet kids that were home school by born again christian parents and they have this weird skewed view of the world cuz they weren't exposed to anything. like they don't know any TV shows that everyone knows, so everything seems pretty mindblowing to them.

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, July 21, 2008 7:23 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

some dude, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link

works if he's talking about Tings Tings fans or the U.K. in general

some dude, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link

plz retitle thread "tootin' rootin' bombs"

Just got offed, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link

what's the helger talking about?

you can't post truth bombs liek that w/o some context!!! CONTEXT BOMBS PLEASE>

s1ocki, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 17:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Is more Carla Gugino plz from one of the Entourage threads?

milo z, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link

The Ting Tings

sleep, Thursday, 24 July 2008 01:13 (fifteen years ago) link

"naughty, whimsical thoughts"

-- max, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 5:05 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Yeah, that post of his should also go on the o_O thread.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 24 July 2008 02:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Gugino was from "Spy Kids" thread, I think.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 24 July 2008 02:02 (fifteen years ago) link

another thing that bugged me when I started reading but isn't a problem at all: lifers who've earned their cred or have established friendships can "coast" (read: just fuck around in a crowd they're comfortable in) and throw up dumb shit instead of writing a dissertation every post. So new people think "hey I'm throwing up the same dumb shit and not getting any laughs what gives?"

-- g.cannon (gcannon), Wednesday, March 5, 2003 12:58 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 24 July 2008 19:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Gugino was from "Spy Kids" thread, I think.

-- If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, July 24, 2008 2:02 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Link

at her best during short stint as mike's girlfriend on early "spin city" though

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 24 July 2008 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link

why the fuck do i know that

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 24 July 2008 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link

eh I love Gugino but not crazy about her on that show. Paula Marshall will always be my favorite Spin City babe (why the fuck do i have a favorite Spin City babe)

lol I just realized that Gugino was in Spin City AND Sin City

some dude, Thursday, 24 July 2008 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link

another thing that bugged me when I started reading but isn't a problem at all: lifers who've earned their cred or have established friendships can "coast" (read: just fuck around in a crowd they're comfortable in) and throw up dumb shit instead of writing a dissertation every post. So new people think "hey I'm throwing up the same dumb shit and not getting any laughs what gives?"

-- g.cannon (gcannon), Wednesday, March 5, 2003 12:58 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

haha written 4 years before deeznuts showed up

max, Friday, 25 July 2008 00:33 (fifteen years ago) link

4 B.D.

s1ocki, Friday, 25 July 2008 00:50 (fifteen years ago) link

If we could get a movie starring both Paula Marshall and Carla Gugino as crime-fighting sisters or something, that would be great.

milo z, Friday, 25 July 2008 04:08 (fifteen years ago) link

CG's "Karen Sisco" series should've lasted years, not just 10 episodes.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 25 July 2008 10:23 (fifteen years ago) link

milo I would quote your post but we're already in the truth bombs thread

some dude, Friday, 25 July 2008 13:10 (fifteen years ago) link

btw chicago kevin you are very handsome

-- quincie, Friday, July 25, 2008 2:30 PM (Friday, July 25, 2008 2:30 PM) Bookmark Link

chicago kevin, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link

(why the fuck do i have a favorite Spin City babe)

ain't no shame in that

bnw, Friday, 25 July 2008 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link

"just got offed" contains the letters g t f o and s t f u

-- estela, Thursday, July 10, 2008 12:13 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 27 July 2008 09:04 (fifteen years ago) link

oh ok seriously now i've put up with your mindless bullshit for long enough, but just fuck off you stupid shitty moron who can't be fucked to differentiate between good-natured craic and O_o, or at least who posts shit to O_o just because it's from directed at a certain poster

-- Just got offed, Sunday, 27 July 2008 10:52 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

I mean that's a great fucking zing, and deserves a place in the zing thread, but the fact you've posted it to truth bombs NOW several weeks after the event, making it look like estela was meaning to make some devastating character assessment rather than a playful linguistic joke, marks you out as a worthless cunt who doesn't contribute to ILX but hangs around Noize Board reposting threads looking to be superior and snarky.

Just got offed, Sunday, 27 July 2008 10:56 (fifteen years ago) link

take yr chill pills dawg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 27 July 2008 13:38 (fifteen years ago) link

just sayin

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 27 July 2008 13:39 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah you guys should still listen to some goddamn cannibal corpse and that's the truth and even my less-cranky friend scott knows that's the truth. people who listen to fusion but never listen to straight-no-chaser jazz are missing the fuck out.

-- J0hn D., Thursday, July 24, 2008 1:58 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 27 July 2008 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link

I mean that's a great fucking zing, and deserves a place in the zing thread, but the fact you've posted it to truth bombs NOW several weeks after the event, making it look like estela was meaning to make some devastating character assessment rather than a playful linguistic joke, marks you out as a worthless cunt who doesn't contribute to ILX but hangs around Noize Board reposting threads looking to be superior and snarky.

-- Just got offed, Sunday, July 27, 2008 3:56 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Link

g t f o s t f u

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 27 July 2008 23:47 (fifteen years ago) link

i think the real questions we need to be asking ourselves is how we can get our pets to score more drugs for us

-- bell_labs, Monday, July 28, 2008 3:42 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

sunny successor, Monday, 28 July 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

one minute you're stealing fluffy's klonopin the next you're blowing a bichon frese for coke money.

latebloomer, Monday, 28 July 2008 23:36 (fifteen years ago) link

a sad, all-too-familiar story

latebloomer, Monday, 28 July 2008 23:36 (fifteen years ago) link

hey now - it's Bichon frise!

Finefinemusic, Monday, 28 July 2008 23:42 (fifteen years ago) link

sorry, i'm a bit stoned from the pot my cat sold me yesterday

latebloomer, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 00:04 (fifteen years ago) link

if it aint srs lyrics then there shld be srs dancing. this is how i judge music

-- usic, Friday, June 13, 2008 10:57 AM (Friday, June 13, 2008 10:57 AM) Bookmark Link

rev, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 07:13 (fifteen years ago) link

man reading british newspapers makes me never ever want to complain about the american media

-- max, Thursday, July 31, 2008 7:34 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

ever

-- max, Thursday, July 31, 2008 7:34 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

latebloomer, Thursday, 31 July 2008 23:35 (fifteen years ago) link

no, but thanks for the tip. you know what's funny about the internet? i can not stfu, if i don't want to, and you'll have to keep on living with that. EAT ME

-- Surmounter, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:51 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Just got offed, Friday, 1 August 2008 00:37 (fifteen years ago) link

no, but thanks for the tip. you know what's funny about the internet? i can post about sexual experimentation, if i want to, and you'll have to keep on living with that. EAT ME

J0rdan S., Friday, 1 August 2008 02:20 (fifteen years ago) link

no, but thanks for the tip. you know what's funny about the internet? i can not stfu, if i don't want to, and you'll have to keep on living with that. EAT ME

-- Surmounter, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:51 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Wow. Posts very much out of character.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 1 August 2008 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link

even when Surmounter's telling someone off it's like i's are dotted with hearts, though

some dude, Friday, 1 August 2008 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link

The problem is that we all want to share everything with everyone, whether it's a party, the fact we've broken up with a partner or the fascinating news that we're planning to see Mamma Mia! that night. If you're a teenager or in your early twenties, you no longer celebrate your birthday with friends and family, you share the occasion with millions on Facebook. If you think that Britney Spears is being treated unfairly by the media, you video yourself having a tearful tantrum and stick it on YouTube (and get a TV show as a result, as happened in the States recently). And if you've smacked a Formula One boss's bottom, you immediately tell the News of the World.

How can people be getting paid to write horseshit like this?

-- DJ Mencap, Sunday, 3 August 2008 14:13 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 3 August 2008 13:20 (fifteen years ago) link

most of the time ILM is like having a conversation with 40 people who love the sound of their own voices.

-- max, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 21:01 (5 months ago) Link

braveclub, Monday, 4 August 2008 09:06 (fifteen years ago) link


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