SO U MOVING TO HSTNGS! PACK A AMPULE OF ANTIVENOM AND A FACK FULL OF EMINEM

lol they made me president of the condo association

would it be more cliche for me to embezzle the money from our bank account because of my race or because of my education

It's hard to say, but maybe you want to add some kind of cliche here by giving that money to this one woman you know from high school

Dan, think of all the knives you could buy!

Or an extra home for a Cat Gollum or whatever

jjj, did you vote in the 80s rock poll? apparently it closes tomorrow?

nope. google docs drive me crazy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_wzi-kTVOI

Holy cow, this is so late 80s that it actually almost hurts

hey i voted! dan vote so dont you blow your top places!

lol I voted finally

everyone go buy the Purity Ring album so I have someone to talk about it with

http://open.spotify.com/album/7ppypgQppMf3mkRbZxYIFM

spotify link

it's fucking great

^^^ will this let me just listen to it?!

Assuming I can carve time out...

It should

Cool!

Who will entertain my FIL this week while I hang out in my office and listen?

PS You also need to work for me on Tues and Wed

None of you worked for me today, it's not too late for tomorrow!

do i get to stick needles into ppl

95% chance the answer is yes. Almost everyone on our floor gets heparin shots multiple times a day.

Your shift starts at 3, btw!

btw I meant knitting needles

You'd need to get gbx to write an order for that, I think.

I did stick needles in one guy at least four if not five times! Lots of insulin and heparin. Good times!!!

btw, not going last night was smart of you, it was a totally insane shift. Way too much going on...

http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/27/us/minnesota-shooting/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

wtf

oh man, the last i had heard it was only one dead

wtf is right. I somehow avoided hearing about this until right now. I don't feel surprised, just... ugh.

What the hell is wrong with people

my afternoon playlist: http://open.spotify.com/user/djperry1973/playlist/3HWPjP75CCgJL3ygDerrX2

I was truly unsurprised when I read through the Les Mis movie thread earlier and discovered that deX hates that show. This just confirms my belief that somehow deX and my husband have almost identical music taste.

(but I love Les Mis, not gonna lie to you)

YOU GUYS

http://placesweusedtogo.tumblr.com/post/33433574307/this-is-probably-the-greatest-wonder-woman-panel-in

^^^ my friend C had me cracking up over this on Wednesday... seriously, it is the craziest thing ever.

What kind of women did the Nazis have, exactly?!

the best detail is the wheel of cheese and the FISH

Terrible horror bmovies have clearly taught us all that nazi women were werewolves duh

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilsa,_She_Wolf_of_the_SS#section_1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjMILfGPv6M&feature=youtube_gdata_player

well all right then

Werewolves made entirely of ham

I am learning so much.

Things like: if you are going to watch a movie, don't let John choose it.

Stuff like that.

Something one of my R friends posted about the debate last night.

"US voters, for the most part, forget these two may/would be the persons who represent the US in a myriad foreign capacities and are the handshakers and baby kissers on many domestic as well. Oh yeah, plus, if something happens to #1, they are in charge until #1 is back in the office again."

My response was pretty much, Really? What evidence do you have that people don't know what a "vice president" is?

I think it's somewhat hilarious that Republicans, who have advocated this nutty neo-conservative, super aggressive foreign policy for the last 10+ years have suddenly gotten the vapors over how "rude" Biden is.

I mean, what?

welp, unfriended St4cy M4tul4 N0ll

I can enjoy laughing at apocalyptic crazy but I draw the line at birtherism

Well now you are missing my "I'm a reasonable person, can't you see that you are a crazy one" commentary! ;_;

Sometimes I wonder what it would take for me to de-friend someone.

But since I actually had a person tell me that I should get "Barack Obama's d*ck out of my mouth" this year, I'd say my tolerance level for total insanity is pretty high.

Ha, plus my parents are on that birther thing (at least my Dad is, I refuse to even try to get into anything with my mother because she won't pay attention for more than 30 seconds).

It's so depressing to be the child of racist idiots.

I shall cheer myself up tonight by drinking inside my personal binder, of course.

Just tell her that if Obama isn't an American citizen, neither is McCain

Ha, yeah, really.

Arguing with faith that is not based on any kind of factual basis = pointless exercise. Believe me, I know. Can't get my mother to vote "no" on either of the nonsense on our MN ballots this year.

just now seeing that wonder woman panel and lololllol sharing on fb now

It's so depressing to be the child of racist idiots.

only ~certain~ fam members but mannnnn, sympathy over here

One year at Christmas dinner my Dad was really laying it on with blatant racist nonsense. It was so disheartening.

The worst part for me is that my Dad is the person in my family who actually seemed interested in - if not intellectual pursuits for their own purpose, at least in my academic success. And so it's just so baffling to me to see him embrace nonsense that is so patently absurd.

On the other hand, maybe it's better to go, okay my parents are bigots in public rather than just secretly bigots. (They are both voting "yes" on the ridiculous gay marriage amendment, too. Sigh.)

why did I agree to do this cabaret

thank god no one is taping this

quiet you