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there are toilets at burning man and they are pretty decent

hardhouse banter (tpp), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link

I don't believe you - show evidence - i want an iSniff

Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

ew

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

"
TOILETS
IF IT WASN'T MADE BY YOUR BODY, DON'T PUT IT IN THE POTTY!

Portable toilets will be provided, and will be emptied regularly. Use these facilities only for their intended purpose - not for dumping garbage or your personal potty bags. Putting anything but human waste and one-ply toilet paper (2-ply is a BIG no-no) into the portable toilets makes pumping nearly impossible and threatens the survival of the Burning Man event. This includes tampons, trash, and handy wipes. Read it again: NO TAMPONS, TRASH OR HANDY WIPES in the portable toilets. THIS MEANS YOU!! Put the lid down when you're done - it helps keep odors under control. Do not dump grey water or bags from your personal "potty" in the portables rented for participant use: doing so will fill them up much faster than normal and result in nasty toilets for all. For tips on dealing conscientiously with your grey water, see grey water disposal in the Preparation section.

Our toilet vendor works very hard to keep us all happy. Clean toilets are mandatory from a public health standpoint. Follow the guidelines above and you'll find the toilets cleaned frequently and efficiently.

Please do not defecate on the playa; it is an illegal act and unpleasant mess for everyone, especially for those who restore the playa after the event.
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Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

"Please do not defecate on the playa;" is this short for "player" like a person or do they mean the general grounds?

Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.seduction-chronicles.net/images/badboy_pua.jpg

"Please do not defecate on the playa;"

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

best festival toilets ime

hardhouse banter (tpp), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

lol DJP

they should have a festival of toilets - Best Tiolets - like Bestival - Toiletestival

Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

fun camps

buzza, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

"grey water"

pplains, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

"Old grey water keep on flowing - Mississispi moon wont you keep on shitting on me"

Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

'grey water' is a thing

thomp, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greywater

Greywater is wastewater generated from domestic activities such as laundry, dishwashing, and bathing, which can be recycled on-site for uses such as landscape irrigation and constructed wetlands. Greywater differs from water from the toilets which is designated sewage or blackwater to indicate it contains human waste.

thomp, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

DEAL QWITH IT

Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

ilxor d. wolk goes every year and i really wish i could post the picture he put on his facebook of him there cuz he looks awesome and sci-fi but i don't want to be rude.

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link

you should petition them for recognition of your own chosen festival of holistic meaningfulness + setting fire to things

― ask morbs if he is better off than he was 4 days ago (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, September 7, 2012 11:53 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Asking my work for an all expenses paid month off for Gathering of the Juggalos.

Moodles, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link

i think it seems kinda cool if you are into it. i am not into extreme heat and dust, so its not for me. i watched that documentary on netflix and you could definitely see the appeal for people.

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

"Burn the huge Toilet" - a tidy bowl cake you can actually eat

Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

yr standard uk festival crowd who seem to take pleasure shitting everywhere except the fucking toilet any day.

How I earnt my display name iirc. Glastonbury '98 - that was me.

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

lotta ridiculous confusion over totally legit terminology itt

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

sicc playa dust is the best band name though. you gotta admit.

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

Sicc Playa Dust sounds like a completely legitimite ICP side-project, actually.

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

product you buy on the drug bridge at their festival, iirc

your naïve bacon (mh), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

lotta ridiculous confusion over totally legit terminology itt

play on, playa

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

wait so no one here is talking about this atrocity yet?

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/09/burning-man-attendee-taking-ecstasy.html

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

'90% of people insulting person in article on internet are less appealing than original apparently unappealing person'

thomp, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

well wow

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

hi dere
http://i.imgur.com/g7RKg.jpg

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

whoa! tbh i'm impressed by that

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

not impressed at the word "monogamish"

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

sex diarists are the most disgusting savages

omar little, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

I know that sexual freedom is part of the Burning Man package but there's something incredibly hilarious about the "did the dishes, put a penis in my vagina, read a book" pacing

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

hahaaaa

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

watching the burning man documentary i kept thinking man that is a LOT of electricity to cart out to a desert. like vegas for vegans.

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

lot of gas, trash, food, and water too. it is not even remotely "sustainable"

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

that aerial shot is dope tho

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

Hey, if they're dropping hippies into the playa from airplanes, I'm all for it.

pplains, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

...like vegas for vegans.

Bacon is the official food of Burning Man. (Tecate the official beer.)

nickn, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

omar otm.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

Isn't that sex diary column a running fiction piece? It's like that every time.

your naïve bacon (mh), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

..and accordingly, every time a bunch of people feel its realistic fiction style is either creepy or inauthentic. It's a classic troll.

your naïve bacon (mh), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

haha yeah they all have the same author. ooooops

thomp, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

the "author" tasks a different "normal new yorker" each week with doing the cataloging iirc

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

o rly? the author is some relatively well-known "I'm so sex-positive my vagina fly atta you face" columnist, iirc

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:44 (eleven years ago) link

oh maybe i'm confusing it w/ a different column that had the same vibe? i dunno.

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

yeah I'm pretty sure it's satirical fiction

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:52 (eleven years ago) link

Uh, I doubt it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Kramer_Bussel

but I think Gr80 is correct -- this is an "as told to" kind of deal with different people featured every week. It's pretty clear if you look at the archives

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

I guess. It's always in first person, so hard to tell.

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

Jealousy triumphs over sexual liberation in the end.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

the williamsburg one is nowhere near as bad as the burning man one

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 00:02 (eleven years ago) link


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