oh man i got a doozy for you all. ready for this? are you sitting down? okay, here goes. behold...
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/386358_415924255131949_392870977_n.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 10 September 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
gonna sit on a bus and look into someone's eyes. be right back...
― scott seward, Monday, 10 September 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
Ew don't.
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Monday, 10 September 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
remember five years ago when everyone used to just be looking into each others eyes all the time, ew it was so awful
― lag∞n, Monday, 10 September 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO OBSERVE THE POETRY OF LIFE
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 10 September 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
that's like an innocent smoothies bernard goetz
― goole, Monday, 10 September 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
omg I need to find the link to that and share it right now― dayo, Monday, September 10, 2012 2:25 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkwell not if it's obvious trolling >:|― dayo, Monday, September 10, 2012 2:26 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― dayo, Monday, September 10, 2012 2:25 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
well not if it's obvious trolling >:|
― dayo, Monday, September 10, 2012 2:26 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
just posted this and have already successfully trolled one person XD
― RAP GAME MARiSSA MARCHANT (gr8080), Monday, 10 September 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/MRsM2.jpg
theres just something abt this one
― lag∞n, Monday, 10 September 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
who knew that Cochise was a source of inspiration for Len
― DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
cochise is so beautiful there
― you lost me at "chill" (Matt P), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
the hand/paw print makes me want to start a thread called hand/paw prints
― you lost me at "chill" (Matt P), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
xp There is NO WAY the person who wrote that was Tina Fey had any sense of humor whatsoever
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
chat transcript Gabe: the indian fella looks so bored like he is just sitting at the bus stop trying to deal
― lag∞n, Monday, 10 September 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
unless tongue-in-cheek maybe? Yeah, actually.
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
No results found for "you're right: ladyfolk aren't funny".
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
'need each other because they suck'
― j., Monday, 10 September 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/399732_377373082336274_66775845_n.jpg
Romney 2012!
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 10 September 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
huge profts
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Monday, 10 September 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
New display name?
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 10 September 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
seals & profts
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Monday, 10 September 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link
much like the "organic produce has more vitamin c" claim -- I'm not sure that many people were actually arguing that jobs were going overseas because "america doesn't have enough skilled workers"
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 September 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
Actually Steve Jobs said just that, no urban center with a lot of people with two year engineering degrees. The one area where this is prevalent in Texas actually does do a lot of electronics manufacturing.
― your naïve bacon (mh), Monday, 10 September 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link
ok well I guess that's talking about two different things then -- one being the outsourcing of engineer-type jobs and the other being the outsourcing of unskilled jobs, the latter of which has been going on far longer and is far more widespread
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 September 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
really needs some brackets.
― tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 9 September 2012 18:03 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That's exactly the thing -- these are supposed to be gotcha tests of whether you remember the "please Eat My Dear Aunt Sally" rule or not, but they're just horribly formed "equations".
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 9 September 2012 18:05 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
these are so weird, i think there's a uk vs us teaching thing involved somewhere that makes them seem so weird
― thomp, Monday, 10 September 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
Jobs are not sent overseas because America doesn't have enough skilled workers. They are sent to the far reaches of outer space because America doesn't have enough skilled workers.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 10 September 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link
it's because you people do math weird
― thomp, Monday, 10 September 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/488362_401692883218371_1501317838_n.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 10 September 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link
for the record, i am way more awesome than that picture.
― scott seward, Monday, 10 September 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
pretty shoddy picture imo
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Monday, 10 September 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link
Listen, Scott, not all of us can be as awesome as you are. Some of us have to aspire to be poorly Photoshopped image macros.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 10 September 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link
You will never be as awesome as this (embedded youtube video of scott talking about records)
― your naïve bacon (mh), Monday, 10 September 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/252406_10151051191757607_1824737270_n.jpg
― Stravinsky joins the Zulu nation (zero of the signified), Monday, 10 September 2012 23:13 (eleven years ago) link
pretty much any still from the movie caveman is more awesome than anything i will ever do in my life though.
http://www.barbara-bach.com/299.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 10 September 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link
isn't that you?
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Monday, 10 September 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link
"awesome" has kind of gone the way of "bacon" "zombies" etc.
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 00:59 (eleven years ago) link
My friend posts a million macros but at least a third of them have the virtue of being in SPanish
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/392138_282065998569660_2089613153_n.jpg
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 02:57 (eleven years ago) link
I got to learn the word baterista, and I have to say, it's a fantastic word!
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 02:58 (eleven years ago) link
xp Wow, I love that.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 02:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/561071_10151067672323723_788420305_n.jpg
― with the ghostly "YOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOOO" vocals? (crüt), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 05:20 (eleven years ago) link
Pretty hesitant "C," "O," and "F" there. A sexy girl couldn't have written this.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/260181_429995690399842_1208513211_n.jpg
― goole, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/270644_3197661079398_1551063854_n.jpg
― goole, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:26 (eleven years ago) link
god, tumblring
― goole, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link
Your lord and savior,God
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link
"I promised it would be worth it" - I must have missed that tweet, sorry big G
― mod night at the oasis (NickB), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link
you'd think god would go easier with the jpg compression
― ledge, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/253557_10151221845336271_520328374_n.jpg
Oof.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
that one may be perfect.
― goole, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link
lock thread
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://files.sharenator.com/bravo-s500x500-165465.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link