https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2PtsSKE4mY
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:12 (eleven years ago) link
Currently have 18,000 customers waiting for an important, time-sensitive item they've paid well in advance for because someone whose job it is to read a timetable and act accordingly had the date on which it was meant to be ordered for production and the date on which it was meant to be posted out mixed up in their head. I want to cry.
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link
I'm finna send her that clip. xp
― carl agatha, Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
will you go to *jazz hands* LUNCH
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link
I hate to admit it because I'm too cool to care, but it hurt my feelings a little that my weird coworker won't take an hour of her precious day to have lunch with me before I leave and never speak to her jerkass again. HOWEVER "will you go to *jazz hands* LUNCH" is making me feel better because it is so weird and great.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
Like, I walk into her cube, say "Will you go to lunch? Go to lunch. Will you go to lunch?" and then jazz hands my way out the door.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
i often feel vague unhappiness that total fucking zomboloids i work with may dislike me, but i try to remind myself that they have never felt anything with any real strength in their entire lives and then i feel better.
xpost lolz
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
My male boss has huge explosive temper tantrums (he never yells *at* people, but still). Today he lost his iPhone and commenced melting down. Then he found it and immediately calmed back down, walked by my office and said "That was cathartic." I SMDH at him and he said, "It wasn't that bad, was it? I was being tongue-in-cheek!" and laughed.
????
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
guy right behind me (in a call centre, mind) comes in, sits at his desk at 8.59, waits for the first call of the day, inhales like he's about to cartoon blow the fuckin wall down and says EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY-AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY-AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY-AWWWWWWWWWW until lunch time. he takes an hour off, bums round, whatever, sits back at desk, another huge breath in, fills the aul lungs up good, that phone rings, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY-AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY-AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, EEEEEEEEEEEEEYY-AWWWWWWWWWWWWW until 5pm, logs off, goes home, presumably to a fuckin stable i dunno― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Tuesday, July 17, 2012 6:26 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Tuesday, July 17, 2012 6:26 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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haaaaaI solved it!We just got a call in from someone insisting on caint as gaeilge- it was transferred to this guy, and he speaks irish like a warrior poet, and QUIETLY― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Wednesday, July 18, 2012 7:29 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I solved it!
We just got a call in from someone insisting on caint as gaeilge- it was transferred to this guy, and he speaks irish like a warrior poet, and QUIETLY
― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Wednesday, July 18, 2012 7:29 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this isn't provoked by anything but there is still something about this story that I find truly wonderful
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link
Je55e, how would he react to a shrug and a stonefaced "you're the boss, you're allowed to offload all your stress onto me" ?
― How's My Modding? Call 1-800-SBU-RSELF (WmC), Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
Ugh. I've talked to him about it before and honest to god, he was confused because he thinks he's doing the healthy thing by expressing his anger instead of bottling it up like he used to (one of the other partners has known him since college and he confirmed that he never used to be like he is now) and like his dad used to do.
One time his car got towed and I gave him a ride to retrieve it. On the ride, he was "expressing his anger," going, "I hate this city! I hate everyone!" then catching himself and calmly adding, "Except for you."
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Friday, 7 September 2012 00:57 (eleven years ago) link
<3 who could hate a Je55e! I hate those kind of people though; I had a boss who'd get similarly petulant. Just "let it out" quietly and alone, fuckface.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 7 September 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
a coworker of mine whom i otherwise like uses the phrase "no worries" on the phone after abt every other word and it drives me insane. i need to start keeping a tally.
― clouds, Friday, 7 September 2012 03:54 (eleven years ago) link
I say that a bit :/ I'm australian tho, I'm allowed.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Friday, 7 September 2012 04:08 (eleven years ago) link
I say that too. It's a disease. :(
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 7 September 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link
if you're australian it's fine because it's obviously of australian provenance, but it just seems affected like americans saying "cheers" (usually incorrectly). dude you're from michicgan stfu
― clouds, Friday, 7 September 2012 13:00 (eleven years ago) link
i'm not sure how people from "michicgan" speak tho
― clouds, Friday, 7 September 2012 13:01 (eleven years ago) link
I'm from Canada, not sure if that's more or less acceptable ;)
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 7 September 2012 13:02 (eleven years ago) link
i'll allow it!
― clouds, Friday, 7 September 2012 13:05 (eleven years ago) link
Timbits for everyone!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 7 September 2012 13:12 (eleven years ago) link
I learned last weekend that it really depends on which part of Michigan you're talking about.
― carl agatha, Friday, 7 September 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.michigan.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/The-Mitten-State_LOVE-tee.jpeg
what I am actually wearing today ^^^
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Friday, 7 September 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link
Ha I thought you said he was from Michoacan.
"No worries" has crossed. over, IMO, and doesn't sound affected. But saying it in every sentence is annoying.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Friday, 7 September 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
What about "no wuzzles"?
― emil.y, Friday, 7 September 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link
No puggles.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Friday, 7 September 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link
Carl and my friend who has a lot of communication with Brits bc she works for a British firm picked up "sorted" in the sense of "taken care of" "or "fixed." It's funny bc she hates my fascination with dialects and she avoids affectations but that word snuck up on her. It's an involuntary Briticism.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Friday, 7 September 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
I picked up "sorted" from ILX, you jerks.
― carl agatha, Friday, 7 September 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
Nice one, top one, sorted
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Friday, 7 September 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link
Do you say it like sor-idd
― kinder, Friday, 7 September 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
sordid
― carl agatha, Friday, 7 September 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
Got any salmon?
― still small voice of clam (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 7 September 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
Remember how I kvetched that my coworkers get me confused with another coworker with the same first name despite us looking/acting/sounding nothing alike?
I put in my notice, but it seems everybody thinks the Other Jennifer is leaving this job and not me. I was standing in our admin's office talking to her and another admin, and our admin told the other admin, "You know Jennifer is leaving, right?" (referring to me, who is standing right there participating in the conversation) and the other admin said, and I quote, "People keep telling me that. What the fuck do I care if she's leaving? We never talk anyway." People had been telling her that the other Jennifer was leaving.
Sigh.
― carl agatha, Friday, 7 September 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
HR once brought the other Jennifer into a confidential meeting about my compensation package. The other Jennifer figured it out when they gave her papers to sign and my name was printed on the bottom.
― carl agatha, Friday, 7 September 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
Jesus Christ that is unbelievable!
― kinder, Friday, 7 September 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
It makes me feel like I'm in a David Lynch movie sometimes. Or I'll have little existential crises, like... am I really here? Do I really exist?
― carl agatha, Friday, 7 September 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link
You should start referring to the other Jennifer as White Jennifer.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Friday, 7 September 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link
That would be hilarious but would not clear up the confusion.
― carl agatha, Friday, 7 September 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
I'll be Regular Jennifer and she can be Bizarro Jennifer.
― carl agatha, Friday, 7 September 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
And call yourself Mexican Jennifer.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Friday, 7 September 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link
Ah what the hell, just go with Black Jennifer.
BIZARRO BIZARRO I LOVE YOU BIZARRO
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 7 September 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://goteaminternet.com/img/docs/6880.jpg
L to R: my boss, Bizarro Jennifer, the Hymn Singing Security Guard*, the coworker who wouldn't go to lunch. Not pictured because I don't exist: me
― carl agatha, Friday, 7 September 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
*I was doing my thing in the stall and in comes the Hymn Singing Security Guard, singing a hymn, and she pushed open the door of the stall next to mine, stopped singing and shouted, "GOOD LORD!" I peeked in there on my way out and the less said about what someone did to that toilet the better, but it was enough to make her take the Lord's name in vain so you know it was bad.
― carl agatha, Friday, 7 September 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link
omg carl, I'm glad you got a new job, but also SO sad because these people you work with now!!! David Lynch world + Being John Malkovich + holy crap crazy!
― Jaq, Friday, 7 September 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link
dying @ other jennifer stories, i would abuse that situation very badly i think
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 7 September 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link
ultimate goal of course is to get paid but otherwise have nobody know you exist
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Saturday, 8 September 2012 00:04 (eleven years ago) link
oh i manage that most days
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 September 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link
If I were craftier, I could leverage this into some kind of ghost payrollee scheme. And I wouldn't even have to be related to an elected official!
― carl agatha, Saturday, 8 September 2012 03:14 (eleven years ago) link
eh
so i was mini-promoted (acting basis kinda thing, in a department not likely to exist in another few weeks, but still) on wednesday. but complications arising from the fact that i'm on a permanent contract as opposed to temp (95% staff here are agency) means that the boss called me in on thursday to rescind the title and the bucks after HR raised hell.
i'm better off in that the work is supervisory and generally better (experience, cv boost, off the phones and away from braying mouths) but jeez i kinda wish he'd checked his facts before he told me i was getting a raise.
anyway.
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 September 2012 09:38 (eleven years ago) link
oh god! What an immense tool. :( sorry darragh.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 8 September 2012 13:30 (eleven years ago) link