'statutes, durr' would work too
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
"We usually refer to them as 'Mormoliths.'"
― Darren Robocopsky (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
"Quickly! Display your soul's infinite knowledge in a format it can decipher!"
― Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
"P O L I T I C A L H U M O U R"
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
"why yes, we did post-humously baptize all these Jewish statues, how did you know?"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
"Isn't this just last week's cartoon with toupees added?"
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
"To this day, their financing is shrouded in mystery."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, September 3, 2012 7:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^they would totally go for this
― Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
yeah that one is good
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
"His Anus is made of Gold" - that they would not buy but good try
― Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
The choices for the 'detective' one..
"I think my wife is having us tailed." Submitted by Marianne L. Kelly, Lancaster, Pa. "I know I was having trouble finding it, but this is a little extreme." Submitted by Gabriel Eiger, North Bend, Wash. "I'll take it from here, Marlowe." Submitted by Bill Binger, Alta, Utah
― Mark G, Saturday, 15 September 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link
meanwhile..
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/09/17/p465/120917_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Saturday, 15 September 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link
The middle one's quite good, actually.
xpost
― emil.y, Saturday, 15 September 2012 13:42 (eleven years ago) link
"I don't no why they call me Shakey Mo."
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 15 September 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
Know, obv. It's early and I haven't had any coffee yet.
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 15 September 2012 13:45 (eleven years ago) link
"Parkinson's isn't really suitable subject matter for this sort of joke, actually."
― emil.y, Saturday, 15 September 2012 13:46 (eleven years ago) link
"I should never have put a quarter in this stool."
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 15 September 2012 13:49 (eleven years ago) link
"Man at 8 o'clock watching us, don't look"
― get you ass to mahs (abanana), Saturday, 15 September 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
Something about this place just resonates with me."
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 15 September 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
that is uninspiring tbph
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Monday, 17 September 2012 03:56 (eleven years ago) link
not yr efforts, i mean the pic to be captioned. it's just boring and there isn't anything to go on that won't be a coffee joke.
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Monday, 17 September 2012 03:57 (eleven years ago) link
'coffee makes me shake'
'i probably shouldn't have another cup as coffee makes me shake'
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Monday, 17 September 2012 03:58 (eleven years ago) link
' ok one more cup of coffee and then i really must go to the doctor and ask him to investigate this shaking, which i really do feel may be as a result of drinking all this coffee just like the cup of coffee you are currently pouring for me as i shake uncontrollably'
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Monday, 17 September 2012 04:01 (eleven years ago) link
i probably shouldnt drink all this coffee what about that other guy eating the sandwich you are the waitress
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 04:03 (eleven years ago) link
hmm good effort bringing in the background detail but that guy is clearly only there in order to look worriedly at the guy that's shaking uncontrollably
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Monday, 17 September 2012 04:07 (eleven years ago) link
"Huh? Oh no, I'm fine- but our cartoonist needs a fix reeeaal bad right now"
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Monday, 17 September 2012 04:08 (eleven years ago) link
"He who learns must suffer, and, even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God."
― Hadrian VIII, Monday, 17 September 2012 04:11 (eleven years ago) link
"No, this is normal"
― Mark G, Monday, 17 September 2012 05:56 (eleven years ago) link
"Amanda Palmer just paid me off!"
― Mark G, Monday, 17 September 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
"I don't think you're ready for this jelly"
― ledge, Monday, 17 September 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
"then i said 'pinking shears? woooooh scary'"
― syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 September 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
Literal New Yorker Captions
― fit and working again, Monday, 17 September 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
"Nope, still nothin'."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
"That guy with the sandwich is frightening me."
― goole, Monday, 17 September 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link
'yes einstein, i *would* like a lid with that'
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
'on the plus side, i make a mean martini'
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
green door, what's the secret you're keepin'?
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
"I don't just drink coffee with some frequency, I drink coffee till it Hertz"
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/09/24/p465/120924_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 24 September 2012 10:18 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm Pregnant"
They seem to have put two pics up as the new one in 2 different pages: http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/10/01/p290/121001_contest_p290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 24 September 2012 10:19 (eleven years ago) link
"Excuse me, do you know if sheep are allowed on this train?"
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 September 2012 14:09 (eleven years ago) link
xpost "Shouldn't you be out there campaigning instead of relaxing in a lawn chair? We spent a lot of money on this campaign bus with your picture on it!"
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 September 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
the finalists for the coffee comic are terrible
― obamana (abanana), Monday, 24 September 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link
But the one for the hedz ones..
The PI/bed one, the only half-way decent caption came second. Popular vote, I guess.
Anyway, it's this one this week, after all...
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/10/01/p465/121001_contest_p465.jpg
"I remember when this was all fields!"
― Mark G, Monday, 24 September 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
that's great!
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 September 2012 14:29 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah that's perfect
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 24 September 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link
what's going on with the guy's head?
― obamana (abanana), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link
I would submit that one, with the slight edit of swapping out "fields" for "pastures"
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, I submitted "fields" already; too english?
― Mark G, Monday, 24 September 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link