ROLLING HARDMAN THREAD 2009

btw i take no responsibility for urbanthesaurus.com

If there were only two people on ILX I liked I think it would get pretty quickly too tiresome to stay, regardless of my role.

can i be a mod since i'm otm

with respect emanbot doesn't have the same ring to it

yes it does

hardeman lolbot experience

http://i41.tinypic.com/2n7wvb.jpg

emon

m0n ami

http://majesticrecord.com/_wizardimages/Hardman.jpg

GLENN HARDMAN

This is a font I found today:

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6732/picture1bt3.png

tombot: to be fair, i only make that joke when you are drunk and being a hardman

hahaha i can see how that would lead to being one note though

set em up, knock em down

http://www.cbc.ca/news/photogalleries/carson/images/12_carson.jpg

At least the LaRouchies have the balls to go out in public and say similar shit to this, instead of creep around on 20s-30s demographic free internets discussion forum.

― Ashee Bolanalli (Mackro Mackro), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:39 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol "creep around 20s-30s" very subtle! I'm a poli-pedophile.

You'd regret saying that to me in "public."

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:43 (31 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

uh wait for the rest of it.

where is this from

I love how your contemptuous old ass made all these bullshit, bullshit, BULLSHIT promises to shut the FUCK up about this shit for 100 days or what the FUCK ever and you couldn't even keep yourself off the sauce for TWO.
You're a piece of shit poster and every goddamn thing you write lately is disgusting troll nonsense and you know I like you IRL but SHIT GOD.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:46 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:46 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

stick to movies, at least there your schtick is vaguely amusing from time to time. We get it, you hate america and we murder innocents with our tax dollars because we're all too stupid to know better. Now eat shit and quit reviving politics threads with your wingnut concern frottage

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:47 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

shit gettin heated on US torture politics thread.

morbs is torturing tom

morbs is giving tom some strapped-down agony

Good luck usa!

new form of torture: watermorbing

i love this line (no sarcasm)

"is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking big bird for you?"

I think any two-word cartoon character would have done just as well, tho.

Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Elmer Fudd for you?
Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Cookie Monster for you?
Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Davey & Goliath for you?

Snuffleupagus: The Original Sockpuppet

(Actually, that would be Lambchop.)

btw lib how do u feel abt tom turning on u here - obv dan perry and abbott is a pretty exclusive club - but up until now hes considered u an unequivocal bro - tho prob somewhat because he couldnt use his classic this is not a democracy why dont u code yr own message bord zing on u - anyway how u dealing w/this

I still think Tom can be really funny, but the dude was not cut out to be an administrator of people rather than computers. I think he needs more lols and less arrghs in his life and ILX is obv a source of arrghs for him right now.

I hate to toot my own as they say but

Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Cookie Monster for you?

is quite obv superior.

yah thats what i always tell him hang up the badge and we can do lolz again bro

i really think big bird works best tho cause it implies attentive instruction

otm. cookie monster can't teach you shit.

http://www.jdmfilmreviews.com/images/the-chase-poster1.jpg

^^ one for the film buffs

My Sesame St. education is probably lacking, because I don't remember BB ever being like a teacher dude. He just seemed like an XXL bro you liked to have around when getting ready to pour one out but otherwise in waking sober hours just kind of a buffoon. (xps)

big bird taught mostly through the socratic method which its true wasnt really toms intention

big bird is just perfect

Peripatetic OTMs.

in that sentence I mean, tho the bird himself is quite fine

"quite fine"

tombot, earlier this week:

http://www.herecomestheboss.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bigbird.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/2qu5jle.gif

http://img.iht.com/images/2009/01/28/28daba-pic.550.jpg
^^^wouldn't fuck any of these hideous bitchez with gabbneb's dick

― Courtney Love's Jew Loan Officer (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, January 28, 2009 7:11 PM

he grab it instantly xp

watch me crank that tombot and big bird that ho

^^^ I was thinking EXACTLY that when I read it but I was too scared to photoshop it.

http://img.iht.com/images/2009/01/28/28daba-pic.550.jpg

i would have sex with all this white girls

rolling hardmom thread

st. john's ambulance will always give you a tomato cup-a-soup

*hardnan xp

Morbs quoting Taibbi quoting Tracey is like the end of days. Or sunday. It's more like every fucking sunday.

― Frederik B, Sunday, March 17, 2019 10:54 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still waiting for the Sunday where you have an industrial accident

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, March 17, 2019 10:56 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm not stupid enough to give my bank account information to Donald Trump. If a check ever lands in my PO box, hooray.

― but also fuck you (unperson),Monday, April 13, 2020 10:26 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

self-owning hardman

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https://pagesix-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/pagesix.com/2020/07/11/will-smith-tells-50-cent-f-k-you-over-jada-pinkett-smith-jabs

Fuck it. Fresh Prince said "fuck you" to 50 Cent

it's hard out here for a hardman