ROLLING HARDMAN THREAD 2009

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should be a thesaurus entry for "lol" for times like these, that are special

roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:11 (eleven years ago) link

xpost

roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:12 (eleven years ago) link

Why do you want to admin a place where you hate everyone? (xp)

Surfjan Stevens (libcrypt), Monday, 26 January 2009 04:12 (eleven years ago) link

rofl lmao funny haha omg lmfao wtf lawl laugh roflmao lolz laughing noob roflcopter internet sex rotfl gay owned 1337 lulz fuck pwned n00b pwn cool omfg xd ass brb hehe awesome acronym aim stfu shit zomg wow loud out laugh out loud penis lollerskates nigger msn stupid slang lolol leet rotflmao

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:13 (eleven years ago) link

xxp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:13 (eleven years ago) link

btw i take no responsibility for urbanthesaurus.com

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:14 (eleven years ago) link

If there were only two people on ILX I liked I think it would get pretty quickly too tiresome to stay, regardless of my role.

Surfjan Stevens (libcrypt), Monday, 26 January 2009 04:15 (eleven years ago) link

can i be a mod since i'm otm

eman, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:16 (eleven years ago) link

with respect emanbot doesn't have the same ring to it

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:16 (eleven years ago) link

yes it does

eman, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:19 (eleven years ago) link

hardeman lolbot experience

Surfjan Stevens (libcrypt), Monday, 26 January 2009 04:20 (eleven years ago) link

http://i41.tinypic.com/2n7wvb.jpg

ice cr?m, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:20 (eleven years ago) link

emon

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:21 (eleven years ago) link

m0n ami

eman, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:21 (eleven years ago) link

http://majesticrecord.com/_wizardimages/Hardman.jpg

velko, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:32 (eleven years ago) link

GLENN HARDMAN

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:38 (eleven years ago) link

This is a font I found today:

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6732/picture1bt3.png

Surfjan Stevens (libcrypt), Monday, 26 January 2009 08:25 (eleven years ago) link

tombot: to be fair, i only make that joke when you are drunk and being a hardman

gr8080, Monday, 26 January 2009 11:02 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha i can see how that would lead to being one note though

roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 11:03 (eleven years ago) link

set em up, knock em down

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Monday, 26 January 2009 11:39 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.cbc.ca/news/photogalleries/carson/images/12_carson.jpg

eman, Monday, 26 January 2009 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

At least the LaRouchies have the balls to go out in public and say similar shit to this, instead of creep around on 20s-30s demographic free internets discussion forum.

― Ashee Bolanalli (Mackro Mackro), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:39 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol "creep around 20s-30s" very subtle! I'm a poli-pedophile.

You'd regret saying that to me in "public."

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:43 (31 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

DJ Khaledonian Thistle (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

uh wait for the rest of it.

Redknapp out (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

where is this from

BIGrack HOOSein Obama (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

I love how your contemptuous old ass made all these bullshit, bullshit, BULLSHIT promises to shut the FUCK up about this shit for 100 days or what the FUCK ever and you couldn't even keep yourself off the sauce for TWO.
You're a piece of shit poster and every goddamn thing you write lately is disgusting troll nonsense and you know I like you IRL but SHIT GOD.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:46 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:46 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

stick to movies, at least there your schtick is vaguely amusing from time to time. We get it, you hate america and we murder innocents with our tax dollars because we're all too stupid to know better. Now eat shit and quit reviving politics threads with your wingnut concern frottage

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:47 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

shit gettin heated on US torture politics thread.

Redknapp out (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

morbs is torturing tom

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

morbs is giving tom some strapped-down agony

max, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

Good luck usa!

DJ Khaledonian Thistle (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

new form of torture: watermorbing

eman, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

i love this line (no sarcasm)

"is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking big bird for you?"

tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini. (sunny successor), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

I think any two-word cartoon character would have done just as well, tho.

Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Elmer Fudd for you?
Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Cookie Monster for you?
Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Davey & Goliath for you?

7Crutis (libcrypt), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

Snuffleupagus: The Original Sockpuppet

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:19 (eleven years ago) link

(Actually, that would be Lambchop.)

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

btw lib how do u feel abt tom turning on u here - obv dan perry and abbott is a pretty exclusive club - but up until now hes considered u an unequivocal bro - tho prob somewhat because he couldnt use his classic this is not a democracy why dont u code yr own message bord zing on u - anyway how u dealing w/this

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

I still think Tom can be really funny, but the dude was not cut out to be an administrator of people rather than computers. I think he needs more lols and less arrghs in his life and ILX is obv a source of arrghs for him right now.

7Crutis (libcrypt), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

I hate to toot my own as they say but

Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Cookie Monster for you?

is quite obv superior.

7Crutis (libcrypt), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

yah thats what i always tell him hang up the badge and we can do lolz again bro

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

i really think big bird works best tho cause it implies attentive instruction

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

otm. cookie monster can't teach you shit.

bnw, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

^^ one for the film buffs

the face of fashion in soho square (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

My Sesame St. education is probably lacking, because I don't remember BB ever being like a teacher dude. He just seemed like an XXL bro you liked to have around when getting ready to pour one out but otherwise in waking sober hours just kind of a buffoon. (xps)

7Crutis (libcrypt), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

big bird taught mostly through the socratic method which its true wasnt really toms intention

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

big bird is just perfect

a good ole fashion ass whoopin, wow (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

Peripatetic OTMs.

7Crutis (libcrypt), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

in that sentence I mean, tho the bird himself is quite fine

a good ole fashion ass whoopin, wow (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

"quite fine"

7Crutis (libcrypt), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

http://i42.tinypic.com/2qu5jle.gif

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

To the thieving scumbag who stole my grandaughter's bread rolls and cheese slices from her tent at Leeds Festival. I hope they choke you.

— Viv Williams 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@vivlives001) August 26, 2018

still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:22 (one year ago) link

ffs mom

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:24 (one year ago) link

A proportionate and perhaps even restrained response to cheese slice thievery, imo.

Blag Blingeeborp (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:34 (one year ago) link

HANGING'S TOO GOOD

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:35 (one year ago) link

anyone who chooses to attend a music festival without planning to survive on nothing but drugs, booze and mouthfuls of mud deserves everything they get tbh

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:37 (one year ago) link

eeee in my day we thought ourselves lucky if the tent was still there. kids these days don't know they're born etc

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:47 (one year ago) link

rolling hardmom thread

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:53 (one year ago) link

st. john's ambulance will always give you a tomato cup-a-soup

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:59 (one year ago) link

*hardnan xp

still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:36 (one year ago) link

six months pass...

Morbs quoting Taibbi quoting Tracey is like the end of days. Or sunday. It's more like every fucking sunday.

― Frederik B, Sunday, March 17, 2019 10:54 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still waiting for the Sunday where you have an industrial accident

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, March 17, 2019 10:56 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 March 2019 14:57 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

I'm not stupid enough to give my bank account information to Donald Trump. If a check ever lands in my PO box, hooray.

― but also fuck you (unperson),Monday, April 13, 2020 10:26 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 15 April 2020 20:54 (three months ago) link

self-owning hardman

brimstead, Wednesday, 15 April 2020 23:38 (three months ago) link

two months pass...

Fuck it. Fresh Prince said "fuck you" to 50 Cent

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:48 (three weeks ago) link


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