why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

daring j. princess

just call me isabella chickadee.

Maverick Heaven

eat it, suckers

I still win

yeah yeah, DP

HI DERING!

Anyway, I'm Booty Boo Wiggy

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/205935_495783740449859_768163630_n.jpg

i cant understand why people are frightened of tiny pianos im frightened of the big ones --john cage

i can't understand why people are frightened of tiny furniture i thought it was a good movie -- me

I don't know why sometimes I get frightened - neil finn

http://i.imgur.com/7K0qu.png

Kabob Britches

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9l8ryAHhD1r54dqfo1_500.jpg

WOW!! WHO KNEW BILL NYE WAS SUCH A BAD ASS??

"actual quote"

Kewpie Kaleigha--this is pretty much my name already!

not sure vaseline is for 'whipping' asses

it's used when he's DONE whipping, to soothe it

your ass is gonna need it when i'm done fucking

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/billnye.asp

looks like the fbook macro maker just invented the vaseline part, which i guess is fair

those so opposed to ass fucking have themselves been ass fucked, how ironic.

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https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/576573_357144757666768_1989377092_n.jpg

That son was pretty confident about the timing of the big dig-up, huh?

The Fosse one is from a Tweet Jen Kirkman made the day before yesterday. She's kinda creeped out by how quick it showed up.

old family friend reposted it from a broadway fan page, i think

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/216984_4251850932129_600061786_n.jpg

i stopped those a long time ago - surprised it took - but every once in a while facebook will show one of those helpful 'whats up with yer friendz' inserts that details HOW MANY STUPID FUCKING GAMES my friends are wasting their time playing; and i despair

i panicked when i was told that my songpop results were cluttering everyone's walls, NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW

http://i.imgur.com/DeW6Q.jpg

lets try really hard to contrive our state of mind im sure then we will all be really happy

by enchanted agnosticism i mean that i believe in god but i'm afraid christopher hitchens would mock me

its a perfect description of how i feel when i'm listening to my bow wow wow records.

actually the only thing missing from that enchanted agnosticism one is a picture of annabella.

http://i.imgur.com/pRtdh.jpg

well at least it isn't pan and scanned

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/207187_482478951763088_765768416_n.jpg

i like it

That Bob Fosse comment, did they not see All That Jazz? I would not want that dude in control of my body. Also it makes me imagine him as the Borg Queen and all women as the Borg.

<3 studs tho

studs always otm

i actually just posted my very own image+words on facebook! i have caught the fever.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/558242_10151805672442137_177024612_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/255457_10151236337422868_1107533958_n.jpg

But they look so happy!

13. Partner is impregnated with horrifying demon-spawn fetus

what the fact

Dear Soulless Drones:
When you spend money on my art, you're not paying for something that matters to you (like a cool novel, painting or song). You're paying for something that matters to me: me. Me experimenting, me failing, me worrying about money, me having me time to do me things. Only wild free spirits encounter these things. Fork it over. - rebekah joy plett

Dear Rebekah, I will not be spending money on your art. Love, Soulless Drone.

God I am a local veg freak as much as he next gal but SERIOUSLY

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/216993_353732604711542_1942508991_n.jpg

i appreciate that you can't just make a statement like that -- who would believe it? -- it must be attributed to anonymous

Yeah, Washington's leek prices are THRU THE ROOF.

*rant about how it's often the urban planners who encourage communities to start farmer's markets and make space for urban farming and how we can't rely on our local grocery stores to provide fresh produce to food deserts and how the good supermarkets won't move to those areas cuz there's not enough money so it's a MARKET FAILURE and the government does have to step in, thank you*

I want really for real universal health care, which is absolutely not the same as whatever self-righteous oomph having fresh veg gives me.