why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

if you have male friends, you'rrre a whooorrrre...

If you cryyyyy, you're a drama queen....

FOR THE LUCKYYYY AND THE STRONGGG

They say If you have bad spelling/grammer ,your an image macro maker.

honey boo boo nickname generator was my fave thing on youtube today. my nickname is Sugar Supreme! that's an awesome nickname.

https://www.facebook.com/HereComesHoneyBooBoo#!/HereComesHoneyBooBoo/app_274643699317380

I'm Excellent Beautimous!

Admittedly not quite as catchy as Sugar Supreme but what is?

omg

DARING PRINCESS

lol best. That will be your new nickname from now until forever.

daring j. princess

just call me isabella chickadee.

Maverick Heaven

eat it, suckers

I still win

yeah yeah, DP

HI DERING!

Anyway, I'm Booty Boo Wiggy

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/205935_495783740449859_768163630_n.jpg

i cant understand why people are frightened of tiny pianos im frightened of the big ones --john cage

i can't understand why people are frightened of tiny furniture i thought it was a good movie -- me

I don't know why sometimes I get frightened - neil finn

http://i.imgur.com/7K0qu.png

Kabob Britches

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9l8ryAHhD1r54dqfo1_500.jpg

WOW!! WHO KNEW BILL NYE WAS SUCH A BAD ASS??

"actual quote"

Kewpie Kaleigha--this is pretty much my name already!

not sure vaseline is for 'whipping' asses

it's used when he's DONE whipping, to soothe it

your ass is gonna need it when i'm done fucking

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/billnye.asp

looks like the fbook macro maker just invented the vaseline part, which i guess is fair

those so opposed to ass fucking have themselves been ass fucked, how ironic.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/314286_10151214010952783_1097265769_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/576573_357144757666768_1989377092_n.jpg

That son was pretty confident about the timing of the big dig-up, huh?

The Fosse one is from a Tweet Jen Kirkman made the day before yesterday. She's kinda creeped out by how quick it showed up.

old family friend reposted it from a broadway fan page, i think

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/216984_4251850932129_600061786_n.jpg

i stopped those a long time ago - surprised it took - but every once in a while facebook will show one of those helpful 'whats up with yer friendz' inserts that details HOW MANY STUPID FUCKING GAMES my friends are wasting their time playing; and i despair

i panicked when i was told that my songpop results were cluttering everyone's walls, NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW

http://i.imgur.com/DeW6Q.jpg

lets try really hard to contrive our state of mind im sure then we will all be really happy

by enchanted agnosticism i mean that i believe in god but i'm afraid christopher hitchens would mock me

its a perfect description of how i feel when i'm listening to my bow wow wow records.

actually the only thing missing from that enchanted agnosticism one is a picture of annabella.

http://i.imgur.com/pRtdh.jpg

well at least it isn't pan and scanned

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/207187_482478951763088_765768416_n.jpg

i like it

That Bob Fosse comment, did they not see All That Jazz? I would not want that dude in control of my body. Also it makes me imagine him as the Borg Queen and all women as the Borg.

<3 studs tho

studs always otm

i actually just posted my very own image+words on facebook! i have caught the fever.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/558242_10151805672442137_177024612_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/255457_10151236337422868_1107533958_n.jpg

But they look so happy!

13. Partner is impregnated with horrifying demon-spawn fetus