― Wiggy (Wiggy), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 04:16 (eighteen years ago) link
saw an advert on space tv whilst home over christmas (couldn't miss it, it was on every 15 minutes) where the bloke in a cheap suit in a white studio used the phrase 'zero no claims bonus' about 6 times in 15 seconds.
― koogs (koogs), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link
Bleugh and that breathe easy strips advert or whatever they are - "this is the exact size of your nasal passages when you have a cold - theyre not full of snot, its the veins in them exploding" or something like that. I feel physically sick especially when I'm eating tea in front of the telly. Sickening.
― Amy Turner, Sunday, 15 January 2006 14:02 (eighteen years ago) link
"If we'd told you back then that we offer the most complete and extensive financial services... you wouldn't have cared less."
Now, people saying "I could care less" instead of "couldn't" is way, way up there on my English pet peeves as it is. Now Madison Avenue is introducing a new and even LESS logical variant, apparently just to make my life harder. What in the FUCK does "you wouldn't have cared less" mean? Seriously!
― Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 15 January 2006 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link
i heard it from the other room, andd when i came in it was too late
but, it did soujnd like it!
― calderdale in the 70s (gareth), Sunday, 15 January 2006 17:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link
no.
― tres letraj (tehresa), Sunday, 15 January 2006 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― yvette yreka (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 15 January 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 15 January 2006 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link
Is that the same generation addressing Boomers that goes, "YOU were the generation that learned to forge relationships..."
HA! Does that include the divorcing and spouse-swapping during the ME decade?
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 16 January 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― clotpoll, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 09:08 (eighteen years ago) link
stupid!
― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 09:12 (eighteen years ago) link
the worst of these made up names is that one in the cosmetics ads - Boswellox
― koogs (koogs), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 09:54 (eighteen years ago) link
2. "CONFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSED! Dot com." (if I saw this guy in the street, I'd be sorely tempted to go over boot him in the nads)
3. AOL advert (using the Holocaust to sell internet services - modern life IS rubbish isn't it?)
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 10:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 10:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 10:37 (eighteen years ago) link
I guess they couldn't illustrate the ad with porn though.
― beanz (beanz), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 10:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 10:51 (eighteen years ago) link
"orwell was right..." is the bad thing about it
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 10:58 (eighteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/click_online/4587622.stm
― koogs (koogs), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 10:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 11:02 (eighteen years ago) link
And what does "crumbelievable" mean, anyway? It's not really a pun. It doesn't really make sense as a slogan. I would pay $50 to be a fly on the wall during the creation and selling of this ad campaign.
― Nemo (JND), Friday, 20 January 2006 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Nemo (JND), Friday, 20 January 2006 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 20 January 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 20 January 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Nemo (JND), Friday, 20 January 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― David Arnold, Saturday, 28 January 2006 13:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― Cracks (Crackity), Saturday, 28 January 2006 13:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link
the garnier nutrisse ads with davina mccall"no mum,this is good for my hair because the name is nourish and thats a good thing"fukin idiot, it dusnt say a single technical thing in the whole advert just its calld nourish so it must b good
tha child trust fund onetheres a baby doin an aerobics classwot stupid diks the adults aredey r following a babybollocks they r soooooooooooooo retarded
― Gangstarrrr, Tuesday, 7 February 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― chap who would dare to be completely sober on the internet (chap), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link
Yes, as Hello Sunshine pointed out, this is indeed a kangaroo and the reason I clicked on this thread. But you know ... it *is* wearing a hat most of the time.
― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link
(I don't hate the Sheila's Wheels advert at all)
― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 23:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― marianna lcl (marianna lcl), Thursday, 9 February 2006 08:11 (eighteen years ago) link
These are the *best* adverts on at the moment:
"For bonza car insurance deals, girls get down to Sheila's wheels...""For ladies who enjoy their cars, Sheila's wheels are superstars..."
So damn catchy!
― Tehrannosaurus HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 9 February 2006 08:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 9 February 2006 10:26 (eighteen years ago) link
You forgot the worst bit. It goes something like:
[posh man with posh voice]: this is the exact size of your nasal passages when you have a cold - theyre not full of snot...
(Jump cut to posh mans mouth)
[same posh man putting on even posher voice]: YUCK!
[posh man back to normal posh voice]: its the veins in them exploding....
Truly infuriating.
― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 9 February 2006 10:33 (eighteen years ago) link
I did notice though that one of these ads featured about half a dozen redular members of the public, and EVERY ONE OF THEM was grotesquely obese. What can it mean??
― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 9 February 2006 10:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 9 February 2006 10:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 9 February 2006 10:51 (eighteen years ago) link