stupid Fender "Road Worn" gimmick

it 'was' $850 bucks, aka too much $ considering i've never payed more than $300 for a guitar
-but that's my all-time favorite guitar & finish combo...

cij = covered in jizz

Maybe Fender will make a "road worn" punk special that's covered in audience spit...

stupid Fender IPO gimmick

oh sorry dude, i started a thread abt this on ILM before i saw this bump

nbd

stupid james hetfield car paint gimmick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdXp1nhmzW0

cued to the right part of the video:

https://youtu.be/EdXp1nhmzW0?t=2m39s

What the actual shit is this? (mildly NSFW)
Joe Doe by Vintage Punkaster Electric Guitar

huh
https://www.guitarplayer.com/news/joe-doe-unveils-wild-new-punkaster-guitar

the back of the neck is.... something

https://www.tuneyoursound.com/sites/default/files/sam_2026.jpg

Shades of the 1997 Will Ray signature "Jazz-a-Caster", whose similarly deranged cousin the Jorgenson Hellecaster I own one of

I was in the market for a new guitar a few months ago and Fender had this Vintera strat in a really beautiful Daphne blue, but it's just got loads of stupid fucking holes and abrasions sanded in it, infuriating

I get unnecessarily angry about relic guitars

They can look good but it's a fine line - replicating the UV fading of early Fender metallic colors mostly.

My local Guitar Center has a room of Fender Custom Shop relics and they're all terrible, not even just ugly but they don't look particularly well done compared to some small shops, mixed with tacky appointments like gold hardware and gaudy flame maple necks

I mean I could see some aging being ok but the shit I see on Craigslist is more "attacked by a drunk with a belt sander"

I’m pretty intrigued by the new Jason Isbell tele - MIM, supposedly chunky neck, “road worn” nitro finish... not out yet so we’ll see but if the neck’s right and the wear’s not awful this could be my jam

just looked, the road wear is pretty subtle

nice looking

The Chrissie Hynde Road Worn looks cool too.

They did a '50s Road Worn in purple that I saw at Guitar Center before the pandemic - the neck was pretty nice, definitely on the thicc side compared to the '60s C on my Jazzmaster.

there's a britt daniel signature thinline tele now?? how did i not know that!

I think of him as an ES-335 player (but then it has been ~16 years since I saw them play)

we should do a thread on "people you are surprised have a signature guitar model" because that happens to me on a weekly basis

Chris Cornell's hideous olive drab Gibson signature model to thread

oh yeah that's a rough one. cornell will always be a gretsch player to me.

Fender gave Ben Gibbard a sig mustang recently...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qwJnyelGb0

Jeff Skunk Baxter sig Epiphone acoustic

Lee Ritenour 'Ibanez Signature Model' Guitar ad, 1981 pic.twitter.com/2rvk8DnpIv

— Barney Hurley (@barneyhurley1) April 10, 2021

Lee Ritenour Ibanez

that strikes me as one of those you could pick up cheap and it would be better quality that a gibson that cost hundreds more

Could be
Wonder how much one goes for these days

does he have a signature synthaxe model too?

One would hope

relic guitars always make me think of the kids who didn't know how to skate that you'd see scratching their decks or grinding their trucks on curbs

Posers

we should do a thread on "people you are surprised have a signature guitar model" because that happens to me on a weekly basis

I find signature models offputting for reasons I can't fully justify, even though the guitars themselves are sometimes quite good.

One signature model that I've always been a little bemused by is Squier's Simon Neil strat, which stuck around for a few years. It's actually a great shade of Fiesta Red, but every time I see one, it reminds me that I've still never heard Biffy Clyro.

Who?

The Bono Gretsch is pretty cringey

https://gretschguitars.com/gear/build/hollow-body/g6136i-bono-falcon-hollow-body-with-cadillac-tailpiece/2411409846

I mean, it's probably a pretty decent instrument, but no one in the universe thinks of Bono as a guitar player.

Boner sig gtr? Gtfo

guitars with slogans on them really stand the test of time.

I hate when they even put the signatures on the front of the headstock. Should be on the neckplate if anything.

#shame/ I like the Noel Gallagher Union Jack epiphone

Pick guard is the worst

A vision board on the pick guard

Now there is a guitar that actually would be more palatable if someone went over it with a belt sander.

razed by wolves

Rory Gallagher, who rode a motorcycle named 'Authenticity', would surely have approved of this relic oh wait no he probably wouldn't...
Rory Gallagher Signature Stratocaster

How about the Jason Smith Builder Select Garage Mod Stratocaster? 'Garage mod' in the sense that it looks like its been knocking around in a garage for a few years.

Alternatively, do you want a guitar that looks like it's been stored in a basement that flooded? Try one of the Fender Custom Shop Super Heavy Relics.
https://images.guitarguitar.co.uk/cdn/large/170/200918362198025-6352252b_03.jpg?h=500&maxwidth=770&scale=canvas&bg=ffffff&quality=70

I read something a long time ago that claimed that Gallagher actually 'reliced' his own guitar - there's the story about it being stolen and found in a ditch but that didn't actually do much damage and he stripped it himself in the late '60s.