"I didn't tell him to wear a raincoat! I only told him your a squirter!"
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
you're. Damn phone.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
i said we needed more fun in the boudoir not more men into... neo noir!
― hail dayton (brownie), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link
lolll
― ayonanas (Matt P), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
can you hand me that glass of water?
― hail dayton (brownie), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:55 (eleven years ago) link
"Look at this fucking hipster"
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
"I know you said you wouldn't in any case, but just wanted to let you know, this guy's been eating crackers."
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link
"He's on the case of the missing libido."
― Mordy, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link
not bad
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 23:52 (eleven years ago) link
"This sillouhette with hands and half a face has nowhere else to sleep tonight."
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 23:59 (eleven years ago) link
"It's some kind of prequel to The Big Sleep."
― eatandoph (Neue Jesse Schule), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link
"let's be reasonable, he did bring his own pillow."
― tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link
"Lay it again, Sam."
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
were you followed?
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 01:11 (eleven years ago) link
"You might not mind Mallory, but I do, Alice."
or "Christ what an asshole"
― get you ass to mahs (abanana), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
"Does your husband always wear his trenchcoat to bed?"
― s.clover, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
"Ok, now get out the globe, and then remember to moan 'do it, Rockapella!'.
― s.clover, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
"He wants to know if we have any liquids, gels or pastes."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
"he's here to investigate why my end table is twice as big as yours"
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
"This is normal."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
"He says he's just a spy in the house of love."
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link
"riveting!"
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
"Don't you think he's getting a little old for this?"
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
"One undercover dick wasn't enough for you?"
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
'what? you SAID you'd do deep throat!'
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:10 (eleven years ago) link
HAhahaha
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
submit that
i'm sure that right now the new yorker caption contest judge is sifting through dozens of entries that all say "shall we go ahead and rub our buttholes together?"
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
nilmar you have to put that in
― goole, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
otm
― darraghback (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
possibly revise to "no, i meant i want to jam my dick in your throat!" to meet their styleguide
― goole, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
that caption was (c) darragmac btw
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link
deep throat caption is a winner.
― s.clover, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link
and too good for 'em.
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 August 2012 08:35 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/09/10/p465/120910_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 3 September 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
"poor earless princesses"
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Monday, 3 September 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
"To this day, their financing is shrouded in mystery."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 3 September 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link
"This is still the best evidence of his extraterrestrial origin."
― Mordy, Monday, 3 September 2012 23:14 (eleven years ago) link
"rub your penis on its thin stony lips, make a wish"
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 00:29 (eleven years ago) link
"if each of these heads extended down about 3900 miles, they would all touch each other at the earth's core since Earth is a sphere. assuming they were positioned perfectly "vertical" relative to the surface. god i am boring"
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 00:58 (eleven years ago) link
"the biggest mystery of all is, who or what is paul koth?"
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 00:59 (eleven years ago) link
Guessing there'll be a heap of variations on "You didn't build those" (do they print more than just the winning entry?)
― Øystein, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 12:16 (eleven years ago) link
"Is it ironic to have giant Mormon heads on Easter Island?"
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link
"Yes, they're tax shelter, but they don't meet the statutory definition of evasion"
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link
"we believe they're memorials. Each one stands for a business that closed once Bain Capital purchased them."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
'You think minoxidil corporate sponsorship of this place is tasteless, you should see what viagra have done at Pisa'
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
that's not bad
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
"christ what an asshole"
― Newgod joins this board, and quickly he's some dude (goole), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
"Those are big statutes. Congratulations."
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link
statues, durr