Better to be unplayable than uninspired - adventures in terrible gaming.

Yeah, that looks totally Garys Mod.

Why yes, I am playing Red Faction: Armageddon. Much much better than expected, but still a huge bummer if you go in expecting Red Faction : Guerilla part 2.

I think I convinced my friend to buy Skate 3 after sharing that video w/ him over the weekend.

xp the prospect is just too sad. Guerilla was wonderfully smashy.

well theres still plenty of smashy, the magnet gun in particular is v v satisfying and is working with some pretty impressive behind the scenes physics and mass calculations. the big issue is that its very linear, and the destructo is less fun in the underground crawl sections (although not always!)

feels weirdly dead spacey in some ways? also, if you see a mech, use it. plz note: i would be less happy with this if i had not picked it up for $5 at the pawn shop

word, word

I bought Skate 3 on Monday. It's awesome but I haven't had any cool glitches.

I just enjoyed a nice, long bout of Skate 3 video induced laughter. Thank you so much for that gift.

future entries in this thread: http://www.gameinformer.com/games/lococycle/b/xbox360/archive/2012/08/29/lococycle-debut-trailer.aspx

Bought Duke Nukem Forever off Amazon for £2 today. genuinely so excited to play this.

anyone in here played Doritos Crash Course?

omg just bought Deadly Premonition

You are in for such a treat

this game is fucking terrible

jjj, your obvious love for deadly prem has finally convinced me to order it.

anyone ever play this one?
http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/michigan/michigan.htm

looks bonkers.

http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/michigan/main/066.jpg

yeah, that's a great article and summary, to the point where i do not feel the need to actually play the game. go HG101!

Ride to hell: retribution just dropped to $10 used at my local gamestop, so it's on

Admittedly this feels like less of a good idea now that I am not drunk and it isn't the middle of the night, but now I feel like I have locked in my commitment to the cause.

lol

btw I think someone has rounded up and burned every existing copy of Nier, I can't find it anywhere

i would watch a jjj let's play of daikatana

( http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-10-02-john-romeros-daikatana-pops-up-on-steam )

You know, the Game of Thrones game is in this week's humble bundle.

i heard it's actually not as bad as they say

Oh man I hit the motherlode

Ride to hell
Darkness 2
Afro samurai
Homefront
The saboteur (this is not terrible but nobody cared abt it and now I have it for ps3)

Ok so the big plus to buying terrible games on ps3 is no one bothers to make you download any updates because no one gives a shit. Coming for you ride to hell.

Wow even the start screen looks like low res garbage

Oh
My
God

This is worth the $8 already just due to the insane senseless intro and shock inducingly terrible mind blowing script. Like srsly magic stupid oh man I am going to love this game.

I think the controller shakes any time you are on a bike because uh motorcycle? Gameplay is super crazy terrible

There is so much bad dialogue I can't even catch it all.

"You look like an old baby cow. You ever slice the ear off a baby cow? It's funny"

I shit you not.

lol I'm so glad you bumped this thread and gave me the chance to read it

the saboteur is properly great, don't put it in this cruel cruel thread :(

oh man you have me tempted to run out and buy this right now

saboteur was fabulous, gtfo

No, I know, but it was a horrendous flop. Unfairly! I think it's awesome. But it still fits my criteria.

I mean BULLETSTORM is on my list but still got my number one spot that year. Deadly Premonition is also all time great. I do this out of love.

Nier is the only game this gen that i've gone back and replayed (twice!), just love running around the world listening to that amazing soundtrack while the companion characters bicker behind me. Drakengard 3 is coming out in the west next year and has the same writer/director and sound team, so hopefully it retains some of the atmosphere (Nier was a spinoff from the Drakengard series after all)

i keep thinking about picking up Nier

Does 50 Cent: Blood on the Sands fit into this niche? the voiceovers push it into it IMO, the game itself is just totally uninspired.

Charlie Brooker is entertainingly vitriolic about that game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGC8fO8uAOA

btw, Marlow Briggs and the Mask of Death is a self-aware-ish budget title that looks fairly enjoyable if you are so inclined

When it hits a budget price I think I'll bite on Dragon's Crown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SURg-VSIq7M

Ha, Ride to Hell dropped to $10 at BestBuy. I'm really tempted to get it from jjjusten's review here but... i've probably got enough legitimately good games in the backlog that it would be unwise

Love this review
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-07-10-ride-to-hell-retribution-review

god I love Cara Ellison

Contender:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5drSYII5mFY

jjjjusten if you like bad games and you don't have even a mid-level PC that can run garbage from 2006ish then you're missin out.

I know! Curse of Mac owner. And it's a shitty "old" mac, but that still means nothing came out for it ever.

Ohhhhh yeah, grabbed Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard for 90 cents on that recent flash sale, let's get stupid

I kept seeing these two Skylight games (for Vita) pop up in PSN sales and became curious enough to look into them. And, well...holy jesus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRtn_KG9jAw

Just to be clear, these are pretty much brand new games and not something someone made for their high school computer class in 1996.

Ah ha ha ha. Just saw that this is currently on clearance sale in the PSN store and came here to post a gameplay vid, totally forgetting that I'd already ragged on this irredeemable POS. Thanks for saving me some work, Younger Lunch.

jeeze louise

Ah heck, why not another, it's pretty funny to hear the reviewer get pissy about trying to 'play' the godforsaken thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ41J-sGyXs

To be clear, someone is responsible for making three entire games that look/play like this.

i'm definitely planning to do a adventure into this world on the switch but waiting another year or so for the library to 'mature'