I'm quite tempted to get Nier at the moment.
Resonance Of Fate might qualify. Endless grind, almost no variation, really odd characterisation yet strangely addictive.
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
a couple of knowing moments where you say some horribly lunk-headed one liner and one of the space marine grunts in the area will respond with "uh. ok duke."
!
― thomp, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
there are plenty of times that you can feel the pain of some poor dude stuck with this ancient terrible character and letting his misery and distaste seep through.
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
I enjoyed Bulletstorm, I must say.
― Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Thursday, 23 August 2012 06:49 (eleven years ago) link
I have to say, my sense of humour has me wanting to play this just for the crying with laughter value:
http://youtu.be/pU84Da4gqF8
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Thursday, 23 August 2012 09:20 (eleven years ago) link
lolll. is the game bug-ridden or is that some kind of comedy mode or what?
― emo mcgee vs ricky hitler (Merdeyeux), Friday, 24 August 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
skate 3 wonky physics videos are basically my favorite thing ever, cannot imagine the game lives up to the youtubes
― The muted sensation feels amazeballs. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 August 2012 01:10 (eleven years ago) link
I think its just bug ridden from what I can understand! It is so fucking funny to watch. Sort of like a Gary's Mod, only on accident.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Friday, 24 August 2012 01:16 (eleven years ago) link
Every time I watch one of those it makes me wonder why I've never picked it up.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 24 August 2012 01:29 (eleven years ago) link
it is on my list. no surprise there i guess.
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 24 August 2012 04:24 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, that looks totally Garys Mod.
― Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Friday, 24 August 2012 04:56 (eleven years ago) link
Why yes, I am playing Red Faction: Armageddon. Much much better than expected, but still a huge bummer if you go in expecting Red Faction : Guerilla part 2.
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
I think I convinced my friend to buy Skate 3 after sharing that video w/ him over the weekend.
― cwkiii, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
xp the prospect is just too sad. Guerilla was wonderfully smashy.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
well theres still plenty of smashy, the magnet gun in particular is v v satisfying and is working with some pretty impressive behind the scenes physics and mass calculations. the big issue is that its very linear, and the destructo is less fun in the underground crawl sections (although not always!)
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
feels weirdly dead spacey in some ways? also, if you see a mech, use it. plz note: i would be less happy with this if i had not picked it up for $5 at the pawn shop
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
word, word
― Nhex, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
I bought Skate 3 on Monday. It's awesome but I haven't had any cool glitches.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
I just enjoyed a nice, long bout of Skate 3 video induced laughter. Thank you so much for that gift.
― Old Lunch, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
future entries in this thread: http://www.gameinformer.com/games/lococycle/b/xbox360/archive/2012/08/29/lococycle-debut-trailer.aspx
― 40oz of tears (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
Bought Duke Nukem Forever off Amazon for £2 today. genuinely so excited to play this.
anyone in here played Doritos Crash Course?
― Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, 30 August 2012 23:45 (eleven years ago) link
omg just bought Deadly Premonition
― zappi, Friday, 31 August 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
You are in for such a treat
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 31 August 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
this game is fucking terrible
― Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Monday, 3 September 2012 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
jjj, your obvious love for deadly prem has finally convinced me to order it.
― Mordy, Monday, 3 September 2012 00:34 (eleven years ago) link
anyone ever play this one?http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/michigan/michigan.htm
looks bonkers.
― original bgm, Monday, 3 September 2012 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/michigan/main/066.jpg
― original bgm, Monday, 3 September 2012 02:27 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, that's a great article and summary, to the point where i do not feel the need to actually play the game. go HG101!
― Nhex, Monday, 3 September 2012 06:39 (eleven years ago) link
Ride to hell: retribution just dropped to $10 used at my local gamestop, so it's on
― ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Friday, 11 October 2013 06:03 (ten years ago) link
Admittedly this feels like less of a good idea now that I am not drunk and it isn't the middle of the night, but now I feel like I have locked in my commitment to the cause.
― ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Friday, 11 October 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link
lol
― Bitch Fantastic (DJP), Friday, 11 October 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link
btw I think someone has rounded up and burned every existing copy of Nier, I can't find it anywhere
i would watch a jjj let's play of daikatana
― Mordy , Friday, 11 October 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
( http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-10-02-john-romeros-daikatana-pops-up-on-steam )
― Mordy , Friday, 11 October 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
You know, the Game of Thrones game is in this week's humble bundle.
― JimD, Friday, 11 October 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link
i heard it's actually not as bad as they say
― Nhex, Friday, 11 October 2013 23:52 (ten years ago) link
Oh man I hit the motherlode
Ride to hellDarkness 2Afro samuraiHomefrontThe saboteur (this is not terrible but nobody cared abt it and now I have it for ps3)
― ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Saturday, 12 October 2013 01:33 (ten years ago) link
Ok so the big plus to buying terrible games on ps3 is no one bothers to make you download any updates because no one gives a shit. Coming for you ride to hell.
― ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Saturday, 12 October 2013 05:04 (ten years ago) link
Wow even the start screen looks like low res garbage
― ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Saturday, 12 October 2013 05:05 (ten years ago) link
OhMyGod
― ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Saturday, 12 October 2013 05:08 (ten years ago) link
This is worth the $8 already just due to the insane senseless intro and shock inducingly terrible mind blowing script. Like srsly magic stupid oh man I am going to love this game.
― ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Saturday, 12 October 2013 05:12 (ten years ago) link
I think the controller shakes any time you are on a bike because uh motorcycle? Gameplay is super crazy terrible
― ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Saturday, 12 October 2013 05:20 (ten years ago) link
There is so much bad dialogue I can't even catch it all.
"You look like an old baby cow. You ever slice the ear off a baby cow? It's funny"
I shit you not.
― ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Saturday, 12 October 2013 05:24 (ten years ago) link
lol I'm so glad you bumped this thread and gave me the chance to read it
― Andrew Kornfan, Saturday, 12 October 2013 10:48 (ten years ago) link
the saboteur is properly great, don't put it in this cruel cruel thread :(
― NI, Saturday, 12 October 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link
oh man you have me tempted to run out and buy this right now
― papa smango (fadanuf4erybody), Saturday, 12 October 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link
saboteur was fabulous, gtfo
― Euler, Saturday, 12 October 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link
No, I know, but it was a horrendous flop. Unfairly! I think it's awesome. But it still fits my criteria.
― ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Sunday, 13 October 2013 06:23 (ten years ago) link
I mean BULLETSTORM is on my list but still got my number one spot that year. Deadly Premonition is also all time great. I do this out of love.
― ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Sunday, 13 October 2013 06:27 (ten years ago) link
Nier is the only game this gen that i've gone back and replayed (twice!), just love running around the world listening to that amazing soundtrack while the companion characters bicker behind me. Drakengard 3 is coming out in the west next year and has the same writer/director and sound team, so hopefully it retains some of the atmosphere (Nier was a spinoff from the Drakengard series after all)
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 13 October 2013 12:16 (ten years ago) link
sounds fun, will wait for $5
― Nhex, Monday, 13 January 2014 20:57 (ten years ago) link
just learned about this stinker recentlyhttp://www.gameinformer.com/games/dark/b/xbox360/archive/2013/07/09/a-vampire-who-sucks-at-everything.aspx
― hang son doong (am0n), Monday, 13 January 2014 22:56 (ten years ago) link
lol the voice acting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vczVtwQi8LY
― hang son doong (am0n), Monday, 13 January 2014 22:58 (ten years ago) link
jesus that music
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 06:14 (ten years ago) link
Ride to Hell won GB's worst game award last year
― Who is DANKEY KANG? (kingfish), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 08:39 (ten years ago) link
ORION: Dino Horde is free this weekend (and if you really like it permanent ownership is on sale for $1 )
http://cf.shacknews.com/images/20130326/003_25155.nphd.jpg
u know u want to
― Mordy , Friday, 21 February 2014 23:14 (ten years ago) link
supposedly really really awful
― Nhex, Saturday, 22 February 2014 00:49 (ten years ago) link
The first good argument for me to own a gaming PC. Which I don't, so infinite sadface.
― Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Saturday, 22 February 2014 03:05 (ten years ago) link
daikatana only $1.5 right now on steam:http://www.gog.com/game/daikatana
― Mordy , Saturday, 5 April 2014 23:28 (ten years ago) link
noooooo
― Nhex, Sunday, 6 April 2014 01:18 (ten years ago) link
jjjjusten if you like bad games and you don't have even a mid-level PC that can run garbage from 2006ish then you're missin out.
― Andrew Kornfan, Saturday, 12 April 2014 04:05 (ten years ago) link
I know! Curse of Mac owner. And it's a shitty "old" mac, but that still means nothing came out for it ever.
― Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Saturday, 12 April 2014 04:34 (ten years ago) link
Ohhhhh yeah, grabbed Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard for 90 cents on that recent flash sale, let's get stupid
― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 06:25 (nine years ago) link
I kept seeing these two Skylight games (for Vita) pop up in PSN sales and became curious enough to look into them. And, well...holy jesus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRtn_KG9jAw
― You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 February 2018 16:07 (six years ago) link
Just to be clear, these are pretty much brand new games and not something someone made for their high school computer class in 1996.
― You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 February 2018 16:08 (six years ago) link
Ah ha ha ha. Just saw that this is currently on clearance sale in the PSN store and came here to post a gameplay vid, totally forgetting that I'd already ragged on this irredeemable POS. Thanks for saving me some work, Younger Lunch.
― Why have more than 1,000 of my bucks disappearded? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 00:36 (five years ago) link
jeeze louise
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 00:38 (five years ago) link
Ah heck, why not another, it's pretty funny to hear the reviewer get pissy about trying to 'play' the godforsaken thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ41J-sGyXs
― Why have more than 1,000 of my bucks disappearded? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 00:42 (five years ago) link
To be clear, someone is responsible for making three entire games that look/play like this.
― Why have more than 1,000 of my bucks disappearded? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 00:44 (five years ago) link
i'm definitely planning to do a adventure into this world on the switch but waiting another year or so for the library to 'mature'
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 01:05 (five years ago) link