Your impending Avril Lavigne/Chad Kroeger nuptials thread

lmao

OMG!

does this thread come with a Silkwood shower y/n

Well it's a nice day here and AAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/horrifying-pictures-of-chavril

one of those looks like kevin bacon slash kristin stewart

Lol that they all have a little Chad goatee

Also some of those pics are downright RobertSmithesque

who's chaddy's little princess now
i find this story both hilarious and delightful

they really missed an opportunity by not swapping Queen Elizabeth II/George Michael and Liz Taylor/Richard Burton on that tabloid cover

this whole thing really caught me off guard. I have a couple avril lavigne albums loaded on my ipod becuase of some ilx discussion last week and now i just sort of want to burn the whole ipod.

I...hate to think what your reactions are like when you walk past the checkout stands in supermarkets.

He was a boy, she was a girl, could I make it any more obvious?
I now pronounce you man and wife

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2012/5/9/1336552772106/Expendables-2-trailer-2-008.jpg

HEY HEY YOU YOU
I KNOW YOU HATE MY BOYFRIEND
GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT
NOW HE'S MY FIANCEE

It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Won't you take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I... I bet you want me to look at this photograph

lol

okay I'm out of Avril songs

why'd ya have go and sing so constipated

boom^2

on a roll

omg winner

he was a man
i was a fan
could it be any more obvious?

:D

okay I'm out of Avril songs

If only Avril was out of Avril songs.

I kind of feel like she is, even though she still makes songs

I just heard an avril song in the banh mi shop. The mourning was silent but palpable. It was that song from ferngully or whatever that movie was.

now I want to make an Avril banh mi song

Avril: The Story of Avril

It will be Kroeger's first trip down the aisle, and the second marriage for Lavigne, who split from Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley in 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzxR-WciQqo

Man, this is a real step down for Avril - Sum 41 always seemed like at least competent fun pop-punk dudes, especially on "In Too Deep."

this story has totally made my week
so many lols
thanks chavril!

http://www.1023bob.com/files/CHAVRIL-OFFSPRING-final.jpg

Inevitable:

http://bit.ly/Riieb4

Truly, Avril, you are marrying a gentleman:

http://www.vulture.com/2012/11/chad-kroeger-one-cool-guy.html

in all the mishegoss of fall i totally forgot about this wonderful news

i know it was a given that just hadn't come to mind for me before, but the realisation that nickelback have groupies is deeply troubling.

oh my god! :$

I saw somewhere that Avril's ex & his gf dressed up as Chavril for Halloween, then Kroeger tweeted to them 'we wanted to dress up as you but no one knows who you are' or somesuch which I thought was a decent burn.

okay that story is amazing and makes me think more fondly of Chad Kroeger

I can see why he's marrying someone who fired a band member via cake

the what?

it's really jjj's story to tell but I think I wrote about it here elsewhere, let me look

first mention here: Simon Reynolds' top albums are UP

haha it sounded vaguely familiar but i couldn't find anything googling off-board about it

xpost 2 ffm

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/avril-lavignes-ex-dressed-up-as-her-for-halloween

thanks markers! his haha lamed it out a bit IMO. just burn 'deryck,' he deserves it. shitty little suburbs punk.

the fact that deryck went as his baby mama and not as chad makes the costume way funnier and cooler than the response imo

I am pretty sure Deryck is dressed as Chad, regardless of the headline

why is deryck whibley so bad and hated, ffm?

this is what whibley looks like

http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/20312/deryck-whibley-profile.jpg

clearly he's avril and not chad in that pic

although the idea of a onetime rock star having a girlfriend THAT ugly is pretty funny

you remember that Chad used to look like this, right:

http://static.tumblr.com/umlpszj/6u3lnzzya/chad-kroeger.jpg

also his girlfriend is pretty obviously dressed like Avril

oh hahahaha I only just realized that they genderswapped costumes

I thought you were trolling us.

haha seriously