Your impending Avril Lavigne/Chad Kroeger nuptials thread

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o/

maura, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:43 (eleven years ago) link

haha maura only shows up for the trainwrecks

mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:47 (eleven years ago) link

\o

Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:48 (eleven years ago) link

congrats once again to the kroeg and the lav

ezra kleine nachtmusik (get bent), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 05:33 (eleven years ago) link

this is fucked.

dylannn, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 07:54 (eleven years ago) link

but it's weird to think chad kroeger is getting my slppy seconds
i was there first dawg

dylannn, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 07:55 (eleven years ago) link

Wait, what happened with the sum 41 dude?

formerly EDB (ed.b), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 07:56 (eleven years ago) link

The marriage lasted a little over three years, and in October 2009, Lavigne filed for divorce. Whibley and Lavigne continued to work together, with Whibley producing her fourth album, as well as Lavigne's single, "Alice", written for Tim Burton's film Alice in Wonderland.

ʘ (sic), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 08:38 (eleven years ago) link

http://tinyurl.com/5udzhrs

markers, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 12:11 (eleven years ago) link

did he have plastic surgery to make himself look more like Siegfried and Roy's lost brother

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

it almost looks like he's doing an 'avril smile' to make fun of her

some dude, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

I know there's only 10 years between them but seriously they kinda look like father/daughter here O_o

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

urge to merge
xp

very sexual album (schlump), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

so do we want to see this sex-tape?

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

sure why not

goole, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

;_;

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

maybe if someone cgi's paul lynde's head onto chad

big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

and replaces the ambient soundtrack with "what's the matter with kids these days"

big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

maybe if someone cgi's paul lynde's head onto chad

Avril would be a better choice

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

two paul lyndes, windowlicker-style.

big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ boom

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

come to chaddy

big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

lmao

Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

OMG!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

does this thread come with a Silkwood shower y/n

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

Well it's a nice day here and AAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/horrifying-pictures-of-chavril

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

one of those looks like kevin bacon slash kristin stewart

goole, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

Lol that they all have a little Chad goatee

Also some of those pics are downright RobertSmithesque

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

who's chaddy's little princess now
i find this story both hilarious and delightful

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

they really missed an opportunity by not swapping Queen Elizabeth II/George Michael and Liz Taylor/Richard Burton on that tabloid cover

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

this whole thing really caught me off guard. I have a couple avril lavigne albums loaded on my ipod becuase of some ilx discussion last week and now i just sort of want to burn the whole ipod.

the same dope water as you (how's life), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

I...hate to think what your reactions are like when you walk past the checkout stands in supermarkets.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

He was a boy, she was a girl, could I make it any more obvious?
I now pronounce you man and wife

frogbs, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

HEY HEY YOU YOU
I KNOW YOU HATE MY BOYFRIEND
GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT
NOW HE'S MY FIANCEE

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Won't you take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I... I bet you want me to look at this photograph

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

lol

okay I'm out of Avril songs

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

why'd ya have go and sing so constipated

big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

boom^2

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

on a roll

contenderizer, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

omg winner

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

he was a man
i was a fan
could it be any more obvious?

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

:D

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

okay I'm out of Avril songs

If only Avril was out of Avril songs.

no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

I kind of feel like she is, even though she still makes songs

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

I just heard an avril song in the banh mi shop. The mourning was silent but palpable. It was that song from ferngully or whatever that movie was.

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link

now I want to make an Avril banh mi song

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link

Avril: The Story of Avril

some dude, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

It will be Kroeger's first trip down the aisle, and the second marriage for Lavigne, who split from Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley in 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzxR-WciQqo

Chris S, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link


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