Your impending Avril Lavigne/Chad Kroeger nuptials thread

I think he worked hard for all this! Congratulation Chad... you made it!
biggixjr 3 months ago 9

That's big-ass piece of pizza.

man he's one.. weird yet ordinary looking doofus.

look at this photograph, every time i do etc.

Can you imagine what their sex moans must sound like? "AWWWRRGGGHHHLLLYYAAAEEUUUGGHHHRRRRYYAAHHH!!!"

aaaand there goes my dinner

That is probably the worst thing I've ever wrote or thought.

chadvril kroegvigne

dying.

I hope their kids are talented at sports

This thread is commanded to decide between Chavril or Chadvril while I sleep tonight.

This Is The Dream Chad and Avril needs to be a song on Owen's next rekkid.

I have also just realized, with a sinking sense of horror, that the two of them probably think a Daenerys Targaryen/Khal Drogo themed wedding is actually a good idea.

Chadvril is easier to say, Chavril looks funnier in print

Chavril sounds like a suppository...or the Nickleback catalog! (rimshot)

Chadvril is easier to say

This is false, surely?

Chil Lavoeger

I shoulda known

https://twitter.com/Krovigne

Meanwhile, I only just put two and two together about how Whiney won the thread way up near the top. And my mind is SCARRED.

:D

o/

haha maura only shows up for the trainwrecks

\o

congrats once again to the kroeg and the lav

this is fucked.

but it's weird to think chad kroeger is getting my slppy seconds
i was there first dawg

Wait, what happened with the sum 41 dude?

The marriage lasted a little over three years, and in October 2009, Lavigne filed for divorce. Whibley and Lavigne continued to work together, with Whibley producing her fourth album, as well as Lavigne's single, "Alice", written for Tim Burton's film Alice in Wonderland.

http://tinyurl.com/5udzhrs

http://www.vancitybuzz.com/image.php?src=http://www.vancitybuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ChadAndAvril.jpg&w=650&a=t

did he have plastic surgery to make himself look more like Siegfried and Roy's lost brother

it almost looks like he's doing an 'avril smile' to make fun of her

I know there's only 10 years between them but seriously they kinda look like father/daughter here O_o

urge to merge
xp

so do we want to see this sex-tape?

sure why not

;_;

maybe if someone cgi's paul lynde's head onto chad

and replaces the ambient soundtrack with "what's the matter with kids these days"

maybe if someone cgi's paul lynde's head onto chad

Avril would be a better choice

two paul lyndes, windowlicker-style.

^^^ boom

come to chaddy

lmao

OMG!

does this thread come with a Silkwood shower y/n

Well it's a nice day here and AAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/horrifying-pictures-of-chavril

one of those looks like kevin bacon slash kristin stewart

Lol that they all have a little Chad goatee

Also some of those pics are downright RobertSmithesque

who's chaddy's little princess now
i find this story both hilarious and delightful

they really missed an opportunity by not swapping Queen Elizabeth II/George Michael and Liz Taylor/Richard Burton on that tabloid cover

Well of course

https://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/famous/news/a/24606835/chad-kroeger-gives-avril-lavigne-a-17-carat-wedding-anniversary-ring/

Tru luv.

hubby

RUMORS

http://defamer.gawker.com/chad-kroeger-and-avril-lavigne-are-reportedly-headed-fo-1635858538/

If this is true and the two split up, Chad Kroeger should marry Mutt Lange.

The top comment on that article:

I eagerly await the Lifetime biopic with Taylor Momson and Dax Shepard.

THE DREAM IS DEAD

http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/6685166/avril-lavigne-chad-kroeger-separation-divorce?utm_source=twitter

Might this be...TRUE?

In a related story, I read an interview with KroegerCollaborator "the Dude from Steel Panther" who revealed that Chad has in his employ a man whose one and only job is to roll joints for Kroeger.

I wager dollars to Tim Horton donuts that Avril will leave Kroeger for that man within three years. It's the 21st Century version of sleeping with the Groundskeeper.

― Hut Stricklin at Lake Speed (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, August 21, 2012 6:44 PM (3 years ago)

I guess this means that everyone has a forthcoming divorce-themed Nickelback album to avoid.

http://www.stereogum.com/1961777/avril-lavigne-reunites-with-ex-chad-kroeger-on-stage-during-nickelback-show/news/